Strange things your co-workers have done[views:10301][posts:92]________________________________ [Dec 9,2008 4:00pm - c.DeAD ""] Funny thing just happened, I was yelling on my phone to my GF about how I was pouring urine from a poland spring bottle into a piss cup and that I don't get paid enough to do that shit. So two mins. later the doctor comes out of the room I was fuming next to and says "Yeah, the patient I was just with said to me that guy needs to quit his job if he's doing that shit!" I don't know who this man is, but he rules. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 9,2008 8:35pm - immortal13 ""] A co-worker at my old job got fired for smoking weed in the parking lot while on his lunch break, but then funny part was him wondering why he got fired. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 9,2008 10:52pm - guy ""] c.DeAD said: dftg said: One time a girl got her ass kicked at a OBGYN office I was working at. She got housed so bad she had a black eye, bloodied nose and scratches all over her big white knockers. kinda hot. thats fuckin great. the greatest thing i ever saw was a chick fight |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 12:34am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] like 5 of my coworkers smoke rock in the bathroom. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 3:48am - i_am_lazy ""] Somebody quit because she was "allergic to the flourescent lights". The same girl once took the dumpster keys shoe shopping. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:05am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The dude who humps shit at my job yelled very loudly yesterday, "MY ASSHOLE IS SWOLLEN LIKE A RAINFOREST!" |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:12am - SkinSandwich ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:The dude who humps shit at my job yelled very loudly yesterday, "MY ASSHOLE IS SWOLLEN LIKE A RAINFOREST!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WIN! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 9:33am - orgymf@work ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:The dude who humps shit at my job yelled very loudly yesterday, "MY ASSHOLE IS SWOLLEN LIKE A RAINFOREST!" end of thread |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 10:34am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Apparently the same dude's sister walked in on him penetrating a pillow...and he didn't stop. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 10:36am - arilliusbm ""] That guy better be on family watchdog |
| ________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 10:57am - pires ""] LOL that doesn't even make sense yet rules in every possible way. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:11am - moran ""] Not really weird, just stupid. I had been growing a beard for the last couple months and decided to shave it off yesterday. Sitting at my desk today, this dude came over and noticed it was gone, then asked "how'd you do that? Monday you had a beard, now you don't, how did you get rid of it?" I reply, "I shaved." His reply, "But how? It was pretty big on Monday, but now its gone." |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 12:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, fucking idiot. A friend of mine had pink hair and someone asked her if she dyes it. By the way, Humpy McSwollenassforest has a CHILD. The world is not safe. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 12:20pm - RichHorror ""] The most recent stupid story I have is that on the coupons for my store, electronic items are exempt. This lady was ringing this guy up and asked me why the coupon wasn't working on this Norelco ELECTRIC shaver. I said 'Well, is it electric?' and \she replied 'I don't know I don't use them.'. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 12:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] moran said:Not really weird, just stupid. I had been growing a beard for the last couple months and decided to shave it off yesterday. Sitting at my desk today, this dude came over and noticed it was gone, then asked "how'd you do that? Monday you had a beard, now you don't, how did you get rid of it?" I reply, "I shaved." His reply, "But how? It was pretty big on Monday, but now its gone." you should have said you used gasoline and a match lit off his mothers ass. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 1:18pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] my coworker is a devout christian. our boss is a devout aetheist. the christian had the radio tuned to a gospel station, our boss got back from lunch and rather than switching the station he grabbed the radio and smashed it to bits. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] HAHAHA |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 1:50pm - arilliusbm ""] haha, he can get seriously fucked for doing that, though. your boss has balls |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 3:52pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] nah, there's only nine people total working here. He and the big boss(owner) have been friends for years. Another time he played me a cd of his band from the early eighties. It was a boombox recording, and at the end of his guitar solo you can hear him click off a pedal, I pointed that out to him and asked what kind of pedal it was. He said he didn't remember and started argueing with me that there was no clicking sound. Really getting pissed. So my coworker listened and agreed with me to which my boss took the cd out of the computer, broke it in half and said "Fuck it, I'll never be able to listen to that again, thanks BRAD!" I was in shock, to which the other guys told me a bunch of similar stories of Greg freaking out. He's a cool guy, we go to the local bar most Wednesday's and drink and play guitar all night, but he's kind of fucked. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:10pm - SW ""] I work with a bunch of brazilians and one of them has been here 3 years and still doesn't speak any english. He took a shit at our shop and threw the shit-stained toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet. My boss went to go to the bathroom and was fucking pissed when he saw shit paper laying there for everyone to see. My boss lined everyone up and told whoever did it to admit it, but no one did. Later that day when no one was around the brazilian dude goes up to my foreman and says: brazilian: " Val very bad, very bad." foreman: " Why?" brazilian: " Val...bathroom...very bad" Also my foreman drinks nothing but mountain dew all day, everyday. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:14pm - Lamp ""] I work with Mexicans, I get to hear grammatical blunders on a regular basis such as "My brother is a lot of stupid" and "Maybe this the shingles no good" and "This driving too much long". |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 11:28pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] SW said: Also my foreman drinks nothing but mountain dew all day, everyday. I know a girl who sings in a band, and she drank mountain dew all the time for years until she started losing her voice. Mountain literally almost took away her ability to sing, she had to spend a year training with vocal coaches at a total cost of about $100,000 to learn to sing again. Mountain Dew is some bad shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 1:16am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] There's a dude at my work who also drinks Mountain Dew all day, every day. I'll see him with a coffee cup and assume it's coffee...then I see him open it up and fill it with Mountain Dew. Dude carries around a fucking 2 liter bottle, and maybe a can or 20 oz. bottle in addition on some days, every fucking day. DIABEETUS. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:06am - Mike_Giallo(nli) ""] I fucking lovbe my co-workers. I work in a restaurants kitchen so we get all the scum that can't make it anywhere else. All drug addicts and thieves. Mental problems galore. I think the best thing had to be we put a piece of shit on a pizza and cooked it and made some kid eat it for 40 bucks worth of crack. That's the only thing that comes to mind right now there are countless others that might even be better. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:07am - Mike_Giallo(nli) ""] Some dude drinks so much soda constantly ever since he was a kid, he's 31 now, that he only had 4 teeth left. The soda rotted all of his teeth and they all fell out except 4 rotten green teeth. We call him Meth Mouth. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:10am - Mike_Giallo(nli) ""] IllinoisEnemaBradness said:my coworker is a devout christian. our boss is a devout aetheist. the christian had the radio tuned to a gospel station, our boss got back from lunch and rather than switching the station he grabbed the radio and smashed it to bits. Something like that happened at my place too. Except we were in the middle of a rush and our boss just got frustrated plus was crashing from blow so he walked up to us and smashed the radio on the floor and walked away. Same boss also slashed some black kids tires that works there one night. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:11am - Mike_Giallo(nli) ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Apparently the same dude's sister walked in on him penetrating a pillow...and he didn't stop. I can beat that one too. Some kid I work with jacked off while watching his 14 year old sister make out with her boyfriend. He went into great detail about the noises she was making. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 2:14am - Mike_Giallo(nli) ""] Some girl died in the kitchen fro ma massive stroke and I was in the bathroom at the time. I walked out just to see her pass out then when everyone as screaming for help I slipt back into the bathroom so they wouldn't ask me for help. About 20 seconds after I go back into the bathroom my drug dealer calls to let me know he's outside so I walk out of the bathroom through all he mayhem to get drugs. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:23am - dftg ""] whereever the hell you walk, I'm not eating there. Ever. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:24am - dftg ""] *work |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:38am - orgymf@work ""] DaveFromTheGrave said: SW said: Also my foreman drinks nothing but mountain dew all day, everyday. I know a girl who sings in a band, and she drank mountain dew all the time for years until she started losing her voice. Mountain literally almost took away her ability to sing, she had to spend a year training with vocal coaches at a total cost of about $100,000 to learn to sing again. Mountain Dew is some bad shit. seriously? are they sure that's the cause. god damn it! i love mountain dew. granted, i only drink it once or twice a week....but still, i'm unhealthy enough as it is. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:39am - orgymf@work ""] Mike_Giallo said: MarkFuckingRichards said:Apparently the same dude's sister walked in on him penetrating a pillow...and he didn't stop. I can beat that one too. Some kid I work with jacked off while watching his 14 year old sister make out with her boyfriend. He went into great detail about the noises she was making. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! that needs to be a premise for a song |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:42am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm going to guess Mike works at the Stoughton Town Spa. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:46am - orgymf@work ""] Mike_Giallo said:Some girl died in the kitchen fro ma massive stroke and I was in the bathroom at the time. I walked out just to see her pass out then when everyone as screaming for help I slipt back into the bathroom so they wouldn't ask me for help. About 20 seconds after I go back into the bathroom my drug dealer calls to let me know he's outside so I walk out of the bathroom through all he mayhem to get drugs. i saw a dude get hurt real bad at work once.....he died in the hospital later. i was working in a carpet warehouse, there were these two temps working there - they were brothers - and one was leaning up against the others forklift, and another dude backed up into it. i have never seen that much blood in my life. he was screaming "God please help me", and crying for his mother and shit. it was kinda disturbing. my supervisor asked me to clean up the blood afterwards, i told him to suck my dick. that was my last day there. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:50am - dftg ""] so he got crushed between two forklifts? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 9:52am - orgymf@work ""] dftg said:so he got crushed between two forklifts? yeah. shattered his pelvis (among other things), and he lost too much blood before the fucking ambulance made it there. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 11:51am - Mike_Giallo ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I'm going to guess Mike works at the Stoughton Town Spa. Haha yup. Is our reputation really that well known? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 12:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Well, I used to work for a food distributor that delivered to the Town Spa. Every now and then I'd have to go on delivery there. So I saw some shit. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 12:39pm - arilliusbm ""] haha, I know one of the managers of that place. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 12:42pm - Mike_Giallo ""] arilliusbm said:haha, I know one of the managers of that place. Which one? Most of the managers have no idea what's going on there. Don't rat me out! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 3:22pm - xmikex ""] Mike_Giallo said: MarkFuckingRichards said:I'm going to guess Mike works at the Stoughton Town Spa. Haha yup. Is our reputation really that well known? I hate to knock on somebody's work, but Town Spa sucks. The soda is always flat and wattery, the waitresses are all cunts, and even though every other person on the south shore raves about the pizza I'll never know, because every time I've gone there (regardless of time of day, or day of the week) the pizza is ice cold by the time it gets to me. If you're not some guido family of 9 that's going to put up a $150 tab no one gives a shit about you there. I think the last time I went there was the only time I ever purposely under paid a bill only because I knew it would take 20 minutes to get my change, and they definitely didn't deserve a tip. It actually makes me very glad to know that you and your co workers are shadying up a place that makes its best white trash effort to come off as classy. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 3:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I used to get pizza from there for free and turned it down every time. It really is that bad. Venus cafe or Poopsie's are far better choices for bar style. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 11,2008 3:59pm - dreadkill ""] poopsie's is great. haven't had it in years. |