Porn Recommendations[views:9500][posts:93]_______________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:02pm - Abbath ""] i'm bored and got nothing to do, what's a good porn i could watch? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:04pm - moran ""] Edward Penishands. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:04pm - succubus ""] is there really such a movie? hahahahhha if so, please tell us what it's about |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:09pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] HAHAHA, I've seen Edward Penishands. That's a fuckin' funny one. Well, there's Edward (guy even looks a bit like Johnny Depp, but not really) and he's got penises for hands. Fairly straight forward. Don't remember the plot... Don't think there really was one. Anyway, while he's 'using' his hands on various women, he maintains that blank Edward Scissorhands look. When all is said and done, the penishands spit out tremendous amounts of semen. To be honest, its a really funny porn to have on in the background when you're at a party. Makes people laugh, and get funny ideas. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:11pm - succubus ""] c'mon spill it! what's it about... ? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:20pm - Abbath ""] AHAHAHAHHAHA PENIS'S ON HANDS!?!??!?!?! ahahahahahha!!! that's fucking awesome! i'm looking for it right now |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:25pm - succubus ""] hahahahaha now i wanna see it too lol |
| ______________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:49pm - moran ""] [img] Its terrible. It starts out like Scissorhands with a Vincent Price looking guy telling about Penishands, how he needed a woman, and how he would use his penis hands to have sex.I can't remember much else other than the guy whos telling the story ends up being Edward Penishands. Terrible/awesome movie, and it star Sikki Nixx. And after searching for it, I noticed I just described part 3, so this means that there are a few different ones. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:51pm - succubus ""] hahahahahahahhaha |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 9:59pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] Oh jeez, after seeing that pic, I got a brief, horrifying brain fart that showed me his penis hands and his pathetically tiny wiener. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 10:26pm - retzam ""] Hahaha. This is hilarious. I am trying to dl it but I can't find it. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 10:45pm - brendan ""] i recommend Vomitorium. Its basically girls getting fucked on this huge tarp andhten the guys reach around and shove there fingers down the chicks throat so she pukes. hahahahah. and then the girls like fingering herself while chugging milk and then she pukes THAT up too... its nuts. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 10:51pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] Sounds... fucking disgusting, but yet... intriguing. Definitely worth a good fast forwarding through. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 10:57pm - MyDeadDoll ""] Smothering Bitches. fucking hilarious! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 10:59pm - Abbath ""] ya i couldn't find edward penishands on kazaa, so i just downloaded asia carriera porn |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 11:01pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] retzam said:Hahaha. This is hilarious. I am trying to dl it but I can't find it. I'm not surprised, its at least 10 years old. The only place where you can find old porn is either in the back of your brother's closet or at a flea market. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 11:04pm - tbone_r ""] "dayton, not ohio" is good.....but 'choke the bitch' and 'young pussy 3' are not.....poor purchases on my part |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2004 11:49pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i love porn, if you want good porn get anything with aurora snow. if you want some twisted horror that has porn elements to it the get nekromantic 1 or 2. the nekromantic movies are about corpse fuckers.good times. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 8:36am - the_reverend ""] I've wanted to see edward penis hands for so long... how bout jerassic pork? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 8:39am - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I've wanted to see edward penis hands for so long... how bout jerassic pork? dl them and then we'll make popcorn and watch them on the weekend:spineyes: |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 8:43am - SmallBrownRatFuck ""] Josh_hates_you said:i love porn, if you want good porn get anything with aurora snow. if you want some twisted horror that has porn elements to it the get nekromantic 1 or 2. the nekromantic movies are about corpse fuckers.good times. Holy fuck, I've seen Nekromantic... my god, that was a rough one. Damn Germans! On a related note, ya'll should try to see Shocking Asia. There's some fucked up shit in that one. No porn though. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 11:15am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Gladiator Eroticus, Playmate of the Apes, and Lord of the G-Strings are the funniest movies ever made and are also porns. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:20pm - the_reverend ""] a kid at my work wanted to see lord of the g-string, but fell asleep. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:21pm - succubus ""] yeah i saw bits of it |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:28pm - subjugate ""] i have that video soooooo lame moran said:Edward Penishands. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:29pm - succubus ""] one of my xmas gifts was edward scissorhands<3 |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:42pm - subjugate ""] MARRIED WITH HORMONES is a riot i have seen both but only have the second one here is my favorate porn starlet http://dx24.abbilling.com/Jazzmine.html i have like 10 videos with her in em :shocker: |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:43pm - subjugate ""] heres a cool porn site http://dx24.abbilling.com/ [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 2:57pm - subjugate ""] heres some of my all time faves Nina Hartley [img] savanna (rip) [img] amber lynn [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:03pm - the_reverend ""] what did she die of? aids? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:04pm - subjugate ""] 45calb. to the head |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:05pm - subjugate ""] i still have the rolling stone artical on her after she died she got into porn after dating greg allman(allman brothers keyboardist)at the age of like 16 |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:10pm - succubus ""] obviously..i can't see photos...since i'm at work but i dunno who nina is savannah..holy crap...what a fucked up life... and amber lynn dated someone i used to know...she banged a lot of dude...as did her sister... |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:13pm - subjugate ""] werd nina kicks ass back in the day yea she was the "cunt'" of the porn industry from what i have read on her amber was my fave up till i discoverd jazzmine |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:14pm - subjugate ""] others i like are taja rea ginger lynn kimberly kupps aja |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:15pm - the_reverend ""] succubus said:and amber lynn dated someone i used to know...she banged a lot of dude...as did her sister... doesn't that come with being in porno? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:15pm - the_reverend ""] subjugate said:45calb. to the head probably from sucking too much big black cock |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:17pm - subjugate ""] no she got in a car accident and hurt her face pretty bad felt it would affect her getting jobs so she :spineyes::gun: |
| _________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:17pm - succubus ""] why does jim like all these hoes??? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:18pm - subjugate ""] she dated a shit load of rock and rap peopel including mark whalberg and a guy in cyperous hill |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:19pm - subjugate ""] i love porn haha succubus said:why does jim like all these hoes??? |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2004 3:51pm - Abbath ""] i think one of the strangest porns i've ever seen is one where a guy is dressed up as an alien and can't bang a woman hentai's are pretty insane too, but i feel pathitic watching them |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:03pm - anonymous ""] 8th street latinas.com. very good site. or you can check out the bangbus.com. fuckin hilarious. these guys pick up a chick and tell her they will pay her to do whatever than after they cum on her face and shit hold the money out the window and drive away laughing their asses off while these chicks are left there with cum all over them and no money....classic. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:04pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] any porno with your mom in it should do the trick... |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:16pm - morkul ""] i see you are making friends once again today spaldy.hehehehehehe.... |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:35pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] *punts a crippled puppy* |
| _______________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:45pm - morkul ""] hehehehehehehehehehe. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:47pm - RustedAngel ""] Jim, you look at the lamest pr0n ever. it's all 70's - 80's. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:48pm - RustedAngel ""] http://www.thehun.com/ |
| __________________________________ [Mar 3,2004 4:57pm - subjugate ""] haha i'm 38 whadda ya expect RustedAngel said:Jim, you look at the lamest pr0n ever. it's all 70's - 80's. |