the dirtiest convo i've ever had with a coworker
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[Jul 30,2004 3:01pm - Shannon ""]
and I heard it was 40 ouncer's she crams up there
[Jul 30,2004 3:03pm - Christraper ""]
i bet shes got a pink sock by now
[Jul 30,2004 3:23pm - Shannon ""]
OK, thats real nasty!!!!
[Jul 30,2004 3:24pm - the_reverend ""]
maybe what you girls really need are your own sabians... or butterflies..
it would make your work day so much more pleasent
although, your voices would quiver a lot.
[Jul 30,2004 3:24pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Shannon, do you like metal?
Share your tales with us at obriens pub tonight!
[Jul 30,2004 3:40pm - Shannon ""]
Me, tales! I ain't got too many of those.
[Jul 30,2004 3:40pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Well you can make some up, we hate honesty anyways.
Carina is going, you can follow her to the club.
[Jul 30,2004 3:50pm - the_reverend ""]
anyhow, 3:24pm who won the pool on how long it would take for joe to invite her?
[Jul 30,2004 3:53pm - succubus ""]
i am going? really? i didn't know...
Shannon was already asking me about it and i'm like huh? and she said she read it on the board...
anyhow, no shows for me...work too late and then gotta get all my stuff ready for tomorrow no shows this weekend
i can bring her to another one though
[Jul 30,2004 3:56pm - Shannon ""]
Hey, what the hells up with that......Now I'm feeling the High School thing here (or the really bad teen movie) where I am involved in this bet and that I know nothing about......Please hold on while I pick up the pieces of my broken heart!!!!
[Jul 30,2004 4:03pm - the_reverend ""]
joe's far passed highschool... though... most of his stalking victims will be in high school in a few year.
[Jul 30,2004 4:16pm - Shannon ""]
Well then, I guess that leavces me out of the equation.....I finished High School many moons ago!
[Jul 30,2004 4:23pm - Shannon ""]
So, who won the bet?
[Jul 30,2004 4:43pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Why is my name constantly dragged through the mud?
I was trying to be friendly to this person.
[Jul 30,2004 4:47pm - Shannon ""]
because people are Evil, Pure Evil, I tell ya!!!
[Jul 30,2004 4:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
indeed they are.
[Jul 30,2004 4:51pm - Shannon ""]
hey, don't say it too much, they feed off of it!
[Jul 30,2004 4:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Well, you can still come to the show tonight if you want. Don't listen to anything anyone says about me, remember they love to lie.
[Jul 30,2004 4:57pm - Shannon ""]
and what kind of show is this?
[Jul 30,2004 4:59pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
teratism is death metal
abhorred is gay
dissector is zombie thrash
inheritance is melodic metal (i think?)
[Jul 30,2004 5:01pm - succubus ""]
abhorred are the guys in the promo pics i showed you that you liked and said the guys were hot
BOOYAH
[Jul 30,2004 5:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Did I mention hot dogs?
[Jul 30,2004 5:09pm - Shannon ""]
what about hot dogs?
[Jul 30,2004 5:10pm - succubus ""]
before the show we go to spike's...of course i get a veggie dog...they are awesome though
[Jul 30,2004 5:13pm - Shannon ""]
you trying to bribe me with food?
[Jul 30,2004 5:17pm - the_reverend ""]
well, it's not like any of them can afford a ring to bride you with
[Jul 30,2004 5:19pm - Shannon ""]
Touche'....good one!!! Besides, I can buy my own rings, right Carina....
[Jul 30,2004 5:21pm - succubus ""]
shannon has rings on every finger including thumbs
[Jul 30,2004 5:22pm - the_reverend ""]
carina's just a ring... but I'm not allowed to talk about it with her co-workers.
[Jul 30,2004 5:23pm - succubus ""]
well 2 rings....one on my finger
[Jul 30,2004 5:24pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
sometimes i like to tear puppies apart with my bare hands, their screams are like music. i eat their insides raw.
[Jul 30,2004 5:28pm - Shannon ""]
Ok, and that came from way the hell out of left field!!!
[Jul 30,2004 5:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Sorry I got bored, I am gonna go cry in the dark
[Jul 30,2004 5:36pm - Shannon ""]
Oh no, not another one of those poor misunderstood lost souls.....
[Jul 30,2004 5:41pm - the_reverend ""]
joe, watch thecrow.
[Jul 30,2004 5:42pm - the_reverend ""]
I heard a rumor that Shannon's got all her light in one submarine.
[Jul 30,2004 5:44pm - Shannon ""]
Nice, I chat for half a day and there is already rumors spreading about me....
[Jul 30,2004 5:54pm - Kalopsia ""]
this thread is amazing
[Jul 30,2004 5:59pm - Shannon ""]
Amazing good, amazing long or amazing funny?
[Jul 30,2004 6:16pm - deathcow ""]
Or amazing larry?
[Jul 30,2004 7:31pm - Kalopsia ""]
just simply amazing
[Jul 31,2004 12:05am - the_reverend ""]
I liked this thread.
[Jul 31,2004 12:07am - succubus ""]
shannon called me an hour ago..she had 2 xtra tix for canobie lake park for tomorrow
[Jul 31,2004 12:25pm - BornSoVile ""]
Carina just magically made EMC squared seem like a cool place to work!
[Aug 6,2004 1:20pm - succubus ""]
so today she decides for the group to order from this sandwich place where it will cost me $6.50 for lettuce and cheese on bread ... everything else..i can't eat...
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Carina: stinky cunt
Carina:rag
Carina:
Carina: now THAT was bad
shannon: with dried up, left over jism breathe
shannon: that sure as hell ain't gel in her hair...
[Aug 6,2004 1:21pm - succubus ""]
wow...looks like we do this once a week
i swear if she gives me one more dirty look i am going to spit on her keyboard when she goes to pee
[Aug 6,2004 1:26pm - the_reverend ""]
she's not peeing.
it was established that she's jackhammering
[Aug 6,2004 1:33pm - Shannon ""]
with the user level of her hole, she ain't peeing, she's gushing!