YOU CAN'T TOP THIS SMOOTH TALKING AWESOMENESS[views:1404][posts:2]________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2004 1:21am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Me (12:51:11 AM): wait so he will or won't mind if we meet up at some point to hang out for a bit? Me (12:51:23 AM): cause i mean, I can fight him Me (12:52:41 AM): there's no harm in meeting to get food at one of the vegan chinese food places in Chinatown, is there? Me (12:52:50 AM): I mean it doesn't mean your cheating or anything Me (12:53:02 AM): it's eating food with someone that had your muff in their mouth once, but that's pretty much it Me (12:53:12 AM): pardon my phrasing, I'm cabin feverish Someone Else (12:53:12 AM): probably not Someone Else (12:53:32 AM): i mena i am gonna be hanging out with all my guy friends that live there anyway Me (12:54:19 AM): exactly Me (12:54:23 AM): so one more couldn't hurt Someone Else (12:54:24 AM): well, not like we are gonna make out or anything Someone Else (12:54:37 AM): just hang Me (12:54:40 AM): right, and at no point will anyone put any hands in any orifices or any kind of phallic objects in any holes Me (12:54:43 AM): exactly Me (12:54:50 AM): and everyone will keep their clothes on Someone Else (12:55:05 AM): yep Me (12:55:11 AM): and at no point will any mouths go on anything even close to being called "genitals" Me (12:55:15 AM): right? right. Someone Else (12:55:21 AM): right Me (12:55:28 AM): the only thing going in MY mouth will be vegetarian food Me (12:55:38 AM): and that is NOT against the rules Me (12:55:45 AM): :D Me (12:56:01 AM): in fact, the only thing going on my lap will be my napkin Me (12:56:06 AM): so I don't drop food on my pants Me (12:56:09 AM): which I will be wearing Me (12:56:11 AM): :-) Me (12:56:27 AM): he could even watch Me (12:56:30 AM): me eat food Me (12:56:34 AM): and do nothing scandalous Me (12:56:43 AM): like I would never massage your chest with oil Me (12:56:47 AM): cause that would be wrong Me (12:56:53 AM): I will only massage noodles onto a fork |
| ________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2004 1:30am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] and to any PC Net-Nannys, this person thought it was funny, too, and we know each other well enough to understand this kind of humor. that's the byline. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 9,2004 2:12pm - ASSUCK ""] haha i will only massage noodles onto a fork |