guess what i just did at work?[views:3546][posts:68]__________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:33pm - succubus ""] i told the entire room to fuck off go me my boss didn't say anything though |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:39pm - RustedAngel ""] i'd have to see it to believe it. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:41pm - Shannon ""] I am in the other room and the boss just came over and said she did. She is apparently not in a very touchy, feely good mood today! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:43pm - succubus ""] i'd tell you to come here and i'd do it again...but i scared a few people because after i said it... one older man (twice my age who does the same thing as me) said..wow...did someone hit a sorespot with you? i said YES , the fuckoff comment didn't set you off? and they totally dropped it and are keeping to themselves now i hate people who don't fuckin know me and get on my case about shit that is NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS and then Shannon (who gets mad at them too) is telling me to relax and chill out i'm fine now because i think i scared them |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:43pm - powerkok ""] whoah! succubus angry? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:44pm - succubus ""] i prefer it when aaron calls it being "passionate" lol i'm fine now..but these people rub me the wrong way |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:47pm - swamplorddvm ""] KIll 'em all! Sometimes I'm glad I don't have a job. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:49pm - ArrowHead ""] I got demoted for my temper problem. I had my own store, and was running the best figures in the district, but I told one too many customers to fuck off. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:49pm - succubus ""] i'm fine now.. but first i don't go out to lunch with them and they spread rumors that i am anorexic (last year i was techincally under weight) anyhow, i got sick this year...and then if i eat a piece of chocolate or something junk...someone comments "all you eat is crap" like what the fuck? how do you know? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:51pm - succubus ""] oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:51pm - the_reverend ""] you know if you ignore them, you will live longer. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:52pm - succubus ""] i'm ok now...i'm over it |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:53pm - Lynneaus ""] :O this ladies and gentleman answers the post the other day "have you ever seen a french candian angry?" (maybe not by birth but it rubbed off on you) |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:54pm - succubus ""] no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:57pm - ArrowHead ""] succubus said:oh what did it today was someone telling me that my badge ID was a horrible photo of me WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ME UP IN THE COMPUTER YOU NOSEY BITCH? As I posted in the other thread, a comment like that is defineable as sexual harrassment. Just threaten to sue, and watch the whole office kiss your ass for a while. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:57pm - ArrowHead ""] succubus said:no, ask aaron, my anger is my 100% italian blood Italian bitches are the only women in the world who get sexier when thier angry. Except my grandma, she's never sexy, so keep your hands off her. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 2:59pm - succubus ""] get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry" and a guy says " Do you want my banana?" and they both burst out laughing.. Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in... |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:02pm - ArrowHead ""] Yeah, I've worked places like that. I used to slap my GM in the nuts when he was standing and talking with the District Manager. Or we'd answer the phones "would you like pick-up, or deliver-me" |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:02pm - swamplorddvm ""] Hahahahahaha banana. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:04pm - Lynneaus ""] succubus said:get this...so another girl said.. "i'm hungry" and a guy says " Do you want my banana?" and they both burst out laughing.. Arrowhead, this room i am in is a sexual harassment suit waiting for the wrong person to come in... [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:08pm - swamplorddvm ""] What did the male banana say to the female banana? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:09pm - Lynneaus ""] peel off my pants beat me and ill creme everywhere? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:10pm - swamplorddvm ""] uh no. but thatll be good too. He said: "I find you APPEALING" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Did I spell appealing wrong? I think I did. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:20pm - Shannon ""] The funny thing is, the one that said "want my banana" looks to be about 16, so actually it would be "want my baby gerkin"!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:21pm - swamplorddvm ""] Oh snap! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:22pm - swamplorddvm ""] Hey shannon. Its the your hot alter ego. What's goin on? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:24pm - Shannon ""] looking hotter than ever I bet!!! Not much, just trying to keep Succubus from going Italian on all our co-workers! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] Them romans were brutal. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:26pm - succubus ""] lucky thing i'm not roman |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:27pm - Shannon ""] your not, damn! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:27pm - succubus ""] italian but not from rome |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:29pm - Shannon ""] guess you never heard that old ass saying "I'm part Roman anbd part part Russian....Roman hands and Russian fingers"....hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:30pm - succubus ""] nope |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:38pm - Shannon ""] Oh well, its one of those old dumb ones like "if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me" or "nice jeans, can I talk you out of them".... |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 3:59pm - ArrowHead ""] succubus said:italian but not from rome "Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha? Vincenzo Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Vincenzo Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Vincenzo Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs] Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting... history. It's written, it's a fact, it's written. Vincenzo Coccotti: [laughs] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant." Sorry, I love that movie. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:15pm - BornSoVile ""] yo go girl. show no mercy! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:27pm - succubus ""] and sicilians are not italian heh |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:27pm - succubus ""] BornSoVile said:yo go girl. show no mercy! josh, i'm stuck here until 9! bring me dinner =) |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:28pm - Hooker ""] i'm sicilian. *strokes enormous penis* |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:33pm - Hooker ""] HEY!! Quit stroking my enormous penis. Play with your own shriveled plum you bastard!! -some dude with an enormous penis |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:39pm - Shannon ""] we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:40pm - succubus ""] Shannon said:we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!! are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis??:shocked: |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:42pm - Shannon ""] succubus said:Shannon said:we have obviously entered into the world of fantasy now!!! are you trying to say you've seen / dealth with Hooker's penis??:shocked: Oh Girl, you suck....you really do suck! |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:42pm - Hooker ""] [img] I have no idea what's going on right now. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:44pm - Shannon ""] Hooker said:[img] I have no idea what's going on right now. Good answer, just keep pretending you don't and it will all go away. Just like a wet dream! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:44pm - succubus ""] WHOAH hooker and shannon hmm and i only find out now! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:46pm - Shannon ""] Huh, what,...did you just say "Shannon is a Hooker".... How dare you tell everyone and I thought we were friends!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:48pm - Hooker ""] I don't even know who this shannon dude is, but if he's got manboobs, count me in. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 4:50pm - Shannon ""] Whoa DUDE, yeah a handful of manboobs at least! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 5:53pm - swamplorddvm ""] succubus said:and sicilians are not italian heh The hell there not! They are plenty Italian. And all Italians are roman. The EMPIRE!!!:NEWHORNS::doublehorns: |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 5:58pm - succubus ""] umm nope .. Sicilians are proud of being Sicilian and claim to be better than italian |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:01pm - Kalopsia ""] succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:02pm - swamplorddvm ""] Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:04pm - Kalopsia ""] swamplorddvm said:Well I have seen Shannon so its 50% sexy so far. ok dude if you come to this site and you don't know what succubus looks like then there is seriously something wrong with u. add the other 50% in there |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:07pm - swamplorddvm ""] Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:09pm - Shannon ""] Kalopsia said:succubus and shannon make a dangerously sexy team and why is that? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:17pm - Shannon ""] swamplorddvm said:Oops I mean I havent (HAVE NOT) seen Shannon. since your my alter ego, don't you catch a glimpse of me in the mirror once in awhile.....Muuahahahaha (stole succubus's evil laugh) |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] Im mostly awake when you (we) shower. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:32pm - succubus ""] you guys must play with yourselves too |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:33pm - swamplorddvm ""] well she does. Then I just watch. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:35pm - Shannon ""] ok, this alter ego shit is getting freaky...I had no idea he was watching! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:35pm - swamplorddvm ""] But I laways have to remind her to wipe front to back. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:35pm - Shannon ""] and I have to remind him not to shake it so much when he is done! |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:38pm - Hooker ""] *puts cigarette out on scrotum* |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:38pm - swamplorddvm ""] Well christ no matter how much I shake theres always alittle drip!!! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:41pm - succubus ""] i wanna know which part hooker played with |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:42pm - Kalopsia ""] Hooker said:[img] I have no idea what's going on right now. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:43pm - Hooker ""] what? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 22,2004 6:48pm - Shannon ""] Hooker is taking the "hmmm, which way did he go" route! |