Someone at work sent me this[views:2665][posts:1]____________________________________ [Oct 1,2004 2:55pm - Christraper ""] There's nothing worse than a doctor's snotty > receptionist who insists you > tell her what is wrong in a room full of other > patients. I know most of us > have experienced this, and I love the way this old > guy handled it. > > An 86 year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's > office. As he approached > the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are > you seeing the doctor > for today?" > > "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. > > The receptionist became irritated and said, "You > shouldn't come into a > crowded office and say things like that." > > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told > you," he said. The > receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some > embarrassment in this > room full of people. You should have said there is > something wrong with > your ear or something and then, discussed the > problem further with the > doctor in private." > > The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in > a room full of others, > if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man > walked out, waited several > minutes and then re-entered. > > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" > > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. > > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, > knowing he had taken her > advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" > > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 1,2004 3:45pm - dreadkill ""] ha, that is pretty funny |