Did anyone else hear.......[views:5907][posts:20]________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:09pm - Lincoln ""] ...about the old guy that chased a chicken around his yard in his underwear and then thought he was severing the head of the chicken and cut his own dick off instead?? I guess his dog ate his dick too. I read it in the Metro this morning. I almost shit myself when I saw it. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:16pm - Dissector ""] :shocked::spineyes: |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:19pm - Lincoln ""] I thought it was a joke at first....too funny. Front page of the Metro today. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:20pm - ram_girl ""] DAMN!!! Guess this guy ain't getting dinner (or laid) tonight!!! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:22pm - Lincoln ""] He was an older gentleman so I don't think he had too much to worry about. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:24pm - Christraper ""] Yea i read that. how the fuck did he mistake his dick for the chickens neck??? I mean i understand they might look alike in the dark but when one of them is attatched to you youd think hed be able to differentiate between the two. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:27pm - Lincoln ""] He must have been drunk or something. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:28pm - ram_girl ""] Sure it wasn't a Roooster? Since he was old, maybe he got confused when his wife said "cut the head off that cock now"! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:29pm - Lincoln ""] ram_girl said:Sure it wasn't a Roooster? Since he was old, maybe he got confused when his wife said "cut the head off that cock now"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:32pm - jesus hitler ""] Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It Mon Oct 4, 2004 10:41 AM ET BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. © Copyright Reuters 2004. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 1:35pm - MyDeadDoll ""] chickens are apparently evil.... it's obvious the chicken made him do it |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 2:00pm - Christraper ""] MyDeadDoll said:chickens are apparently evil.... it's obvious the chicken made him do it I totally agree. Have you ever seen Return To Oz? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 2:03pm - dreadkill ""] hilarious |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 2:05pm - ram_girl ""] cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it Didn't he ever feed the damn dog??? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 2:57pm - Lincoln ""] Maybe the dog likes dick? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 2:58pm - Christraper ""] dogs will eat anything |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 3:02pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] the dog here jumped up and ate 3 bagels off the counter today. I came home and found an empty, gnawed open bag and 14,000,000 sesame seeds on the carpet. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 3:38pm - ram_girl ""] yeah, but bagels are one thing , bu7t for the dog to jump up and eat his weinie as he cut it off is pretty twisted!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 4:53pm - MyDeadDoll ""] Christraper said: Have you ever seen Return To Oz? no, i don't think i have =( |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 5:05pm - mammalsauce ""] i can't imagine two things, how close was he to the chicken that his penis was just out and easy to cut off? and why/how in the fuck would a dog be able to just gobble up a bleeding chunk of raw meat? The way the story goes seems like the dog got it in one big gulp. fucking weird story |
| _________________________________ [Oct 5,2004 5:12pm - ram_girl ""] mammalsauce said: and why/how in the fuck would a dog be able to just gobble up a bleeding chunk of raw meat? The way the story goes seems like the dog got it in one big gulp. fucking weird story EXACTLY!!!!! |