how come italians...[views:3478][posts:42]_______________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 9:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""] are all thieves and child molesters? |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 10:13am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Good point! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 11:06am - Dissector ""] Because we can get away with it. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 11:14am - BestialOnslaught ""] Poor genes. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 11:23am - Jellyfish ""] because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 6:18pm - Kalopsia ""] because we can |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 6:19pm - Dissector ""] Yes we can. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 11,2004 7:42pm - Blue ""] listen, i cant help whats in my soul. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 7:43pm - the_reverend ""] carina's no gonna lika des one. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 7:52pm - dugoxistance ""] Jellyfish said:because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks. well, you're half right. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 8:03pm - succubus ""] i have no idea where this post came from but italians are from italy..so if yer pissed at some american's who claim to be italian bite me |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 8:07pm - Dissector ""] I think hes talking about Colombus. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 8:17pm - the_reverend ""] columbo always gives you to most yogurt. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 8:22pm - succubus ""] the only person i feel bad for is aaron who had to endure loud speaking italians this weekend..who can't speak much english <3 |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2004 8:25pm - the_reverend ""] wahsamattau |
| _______________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:41am - jake ""] hahahahahaha is the rev being brought to an italian family get together? |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:44am - succubus ""] well seeing that his girlfriend is italian...every once in a while he does... the only part i think is funny..is when the italian ladies..don't get that he doesn't speak italian and they continue talknig to him in italian over and over... and he somehow understands |
| _______________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:58am - jake ""] ha, just goes to show a smile and a nod can keep anyone going. thankfully my family over here is made up of 2nd, 3rd and 4th generation italians and we only get a few legit italian speaking family members (who are all women incoincidentally?) whereas everyone else can swear / scream at their kids in italian. i still dare not bring friends to family gatherings. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 11:12am - succubus ""] heh he was actually helping them do things...so he did really understand...and these were definitely words that i didn't teach him lol out of all my family that he's met...my english is the best out of all of them...and english is my 3rd language so he only makes fun of my english if i'm really tired... heh ps: i'd come to one of your family gatherings...heh |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 1:58pm - the_reverend ""] http://news.independent.co.uk/world/africa/story.jsp?story=570384 even lybians don't hate itals anymore... MAMA MIA! that's a spicy a meat a ball! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 12,2004 2:09pm - jake ""] kudos to the rev because it's hilarious trying to talk to some of my (very distant) aunts and uncles because their sentences are basically choppy english w/thick italian accent that just slowly turns into full on italian. unfortunately i haven't gotten on the ball with taking any italian classes or tape/cd learning so im stuck with the ol' "smile and nod" routine. i found that as long as you make physical contact while carrying a conversation, they yell a little less and smile alot more. a kiss on the cheek pre/post conversation is totally obligatory though haha. you're more than welcome to come to one of our family gatherings but be prepared - the mainini / coletta women do ALOT of cooking and cleaning and you might just be sucked in. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:03pm - swamplorddvm ""] I am? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:10pm - MyDeadDoll ""] succubus said:heh he was actually helping them do things...so he did really understand...and these were definitely words that i didn't teach him lol maybe guys have a brain receptor for foreign languages. mark understands when my grandparents talk to him in spanish. i try to teach him, but when i talk, he just gets this blank look in his face. he must like my granparents more... |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:13pm - Jellyfish ""] dugoxistance said:Jellyfish said:because we have hairy thighs and huge dicks. well, you're half right. yeah thats true, cause i just shaved my thighs and swamplord has a small dick. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:14pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm sorry that you have that kind of info |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:15pm - swamplorddvm ""] jelly is gay. I'm being serious. he is. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:20pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i think that goes for both of you... how do you know he's day unless you've partaken in the butt sex together? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 3:22pm - swamplorddvm ""] It could be because he's a fag and I just know. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 5:37pm - BornSoVile ""] because, notcommon records is a greedy, closed minded company that hates you. der. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 5:47pm - whiskey, weed, and women ""] cause the irish are thieves and drunks so they had out do us on that one |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 5:49pm - grundlegremlin ""] Because of The Godfather 3 |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 5:51pm - succubus ""] i'm drinking italian booze now YUM i first polished off a bottle when i was 5 or 6 lol |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 8:01pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Ooh dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night Ooh dream weaver I believe we can reach the morning light Fly me high through the starry skies Maybe to an astral plane Cross the highways of fantasy Help me to forget today's pain |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:12pm - neoclassical ""] They're 1/16 Arab, on average, genetically. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:13pm - ram_girl ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Ooh dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night Ooh dream weaver I believe we can reach the morning light Fly me high through the starry skies Maybe to an astral plane Cross the highways of fantasy Help me to forget today's pain Hey Sloppy, isn't that song older than you! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2004 9:14pm - neoclassical ""] whiskey, weed, and women said:cause the irish are thieves and drunks so they had out do us on that one The Irish are also 1/16 Semite, in this case pre-Jude/Arab split Scythians. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2004 1:57am - whiskey, weed, and women ""] but i like the way my young taste |
| ________________________________ [Oct 13,2004 2:46am - reuben ""] the only people worse then the italians are the fucking irish |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 13,2004 2:55am - MyDeadDoll ""] hahahahaha! i have to agree only 'cos i'm married to one |
| ______________________________ [Oct 13,2004 3:06am - Mary ""] And what about us Sicilians? *hehe* |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 13,2004 9:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""] reuben said:the only people worse then the italians are the fucking irish Them be fighting words, someone cue the music. Time for a dance off |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 13,2004 10:11am - neoclassical ""] Sicilians are actually more Caucasian than the oft-quoted movie suggests. They have a fair amount of Arab, including Berber, but it's probably 2% influx at most. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 15,2004 1:21am - CandyStriperDeathOrgy ""] Sicilians have some black blood in them... I'm part Sicilian/Calabrase and my other half is Ukrainian (Russian). Wow.... The mafia and the KGB mixed together........ |