OK, I’m in the ladies bathroom at work
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[Oct 18,2004 1:07pm - ram_girl ""]
And I hear this guy’s voice say “Building Services” inside the bathroom. 1st I’m spooked...then its like “WTF, I can’t even take a pee in peace at work!!!
Now I have to hurry and get out so this goon can play with himself in the ladies room???
[Oct 18,2004 1:08pm - Lynneaus ""]
uhmmmmmm
perhaps this "goon" was fixing a problem that was reported... at least he announced himself.... i guess i dont see the problem?
[Oct 18,2004 1:28pm - dreadkill ""]
if i was ever lucky enough to be the repairman in a female bathroom, i'd be sure to rub one out every time one of the ladies farted.
[Oct 18,2004 1:29pm - Christraper ""]
Hahaha! Did anyone ever see Detriot Rock City?
[Oct 18,2004 1:31pm - ram_girl ""]
guess its just the uncomfortableness of it....
like, is he still there, now I have to hurry....yadda, yadda, yadda!
[Oct 18,2004 1:32pm - d.crayon nli ""]
i get stage fright when i have to pee and someone else is in the bathroom...
i guess thats tmi
[Oct 18,2004 1:36pm - Christraper ""]
You cant walk into the bathroom at my work without listening to some golf playing corporate yuppy taking a massive dump. Its pretty funny actually. Im tempted to bring a tape recorder into the bathroom one day and post my creation online but im pretty sure id get caught.
[Oct 18,2004 1:37pm - ram_girl ""]
d.crayon nli said:i get stage fright when i have to pee and someone else is in the bathroom...
i guess thats tmi
Isn't this whole thread (and many more) TMI?
[Oct 18,2004 1:38pm - hoser ""]
Ram Girl.....
We're you in there to take a deep seated and fully satisfying shit?
Just curious.......
[Oct 18,2004 1:39pm - Christraper ""]
tmi?
[Oct 18,2004 1:39pm - hoser ""]
Dropping a real steamer were we? Hmmmmmm??
[Oct 18,2004 1:39pm - hoser ""]
Pushing a hot Coleman?
[Oct 18,2004 1:39pm - succubus ""]
heh
maybe she was...
but i don't know because i didn't follow her to the bathroom...but she was gone for quite a few minutes
[Oct 18,2004 1:41pm - hoser ""]
did it look like the Exxon-Valdez crashed in the toilet when she was done?
[Oct 18,2004 1:41pm - ram_girl ""]
hoser said:Dropping a real steamer were we? Hmmmmmm??
Nope, I'm like the guy from American Pie........have this issue where I cannot do that in public restrooms!
[Oct 18,2004 1:41pm - ram_girl ""]
again, TMI...
[Oct 18,2004 1:42pm - powerkok ""]
hoser said:Pushing a hot Coleman?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
teaching Theo to swim
[Oct 18,2004 1:43pm - Christraper ""]
what does tmi mean
[Oct 18,2004 1:43pm - powerkok ""]
ram_girl said:hoser said:Dropping a real steamer were we? Hmmmmmm??
Nope, I'm like the guy from American Pie........have this issue where I cannot do that in public restrooms!
SHITBREAK!
[Oct 18,2004 1:44pm - ram_girl ""]
Christraper said:what does tmi mean
TMI=Too Much Information
and BTW, this thread went right into the toilet....literally!
[Oct 18,2004 1:45pm - Christraper ""]
anyone ever shit stomach acid? it sucks.....
[Oct 18,2004 1:49pm - the_reverend ""]
d.crayon nli said:i get stage fright when i have to pee and someone else is in the bathroom...
ahahaha, you are pee-shy!
[Oct 18,2004 1:52pm - swamplorddvm ""]
What are you complaining about? I always see you pee.
Even poop!
[Oct 18,2004 1:55pm - succubus ""]
i was going to post something but it's TMI
so i won't
:x
[Oct 18,2004 1:57pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:What are you complaining about? I always see you pee.
Even poop!
I TOLD YOU, STOP LOOKING!!!!
[Oct 18,2004 1:58pm - swamplorddvm ""]
:(
[Oct 18,2004 2:01pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said::(
OK, OK.....a little peek here and there is acceptable!
[Oct 18,2004 2:02pm - swamplorddvm ""]
[Oct 18,2004 2:04pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:
Happy now?
[Oct 18,2004 2:06pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Teehehe...
[Oct 18,2004 2:07pm - ram_girl ""]
Your Welcome!
[Oct 18,2004 6:16pm - hoser ""]
Ram Girl farts and shits all over the place quite regularly. She says TMI because she's afraid to let us all know that her wrinkled penny is a comlete mess. Its all spattered with brown and scarred up from ETU (excess tissue use.) She has a tender anus.
It's ok Ram Girl, we all blap up the toily once in a while.
[Oct 19,2004 9:06am - ram_girl ""]
hoser said:Ram Girl farts and shits all over the place quite regularly. She says TMI because she's afraid to let us all know that her wrinkled penny is a comlete mess. Its all spattered with brown and scarred up from ETU (excess tissue use.) She has a tender anus.
It's ok Ram Girl, we all blap up the toily once in a while.
Hey Hoser, how old are you, 12? Because you sound like like a dumb ass little boy who is trying to sound cool but actually sounds like a fucking retard.
You wouldn’t know what a real woman was if she came up and slapped you in the face which is exactly what one would do.
Stop being an immature shit and GROW UP!!!
[Oct 19,2004 9:49am - hoser ""]
Easy, Easy Ram Girl!!!! Back off of the mean throttle a bit!!! It's not my fault that you eat too much salad! I also heard that denial is a sure sign of a mad shitter. God gave you your messy colon, not me. Be angry at him! Just lay off of the salad a bit and the spatter will stop flowing. Once that happens, your anger will deteriorate and your attitude will improve. Until then, be sure to always take that extra wipe, otherwise you may spot in your panties. Now, take this advice and post in the morning. If by chance this does not work and you have another full on ass attack, please lock the door and light a match.
Thank you Ram Girl,
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
[Oct 19,2004 9:50am - hoser ""]
I'll have your ass results back by next week.
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
[Oct 19,2004 9:52am - succubus ""]
ok..i told my friend Ms Ram Girl that you were the official poop expert...
and not to get offended...of course...after i saw her reply
lol
[Oct 19,2004 9:55am - ram_girl ""]
hoser said:Easy, Easy Ram Girl!!!! Back off of the mean throttle a bit!!! It's not my fault that you eat too much salad! I also heard that denial is a sure sign of a mad shitter. God gave you your messy colon, not me. Be angry at him! Just lay off of the salad a bit and the spatter will stop flowing. Once that happens, your anger will deteriorate and your attitude will improve. Until then, be sure to always take that extra wipe, otherwise you may spot in your panties. Now, take this advice and post in the morning. If by chance this does not work and you have another full on ass attack, please lock the door and light a match.
Thank you Ram Girl,
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
WHATEVER!!!
FUCK OFF!
[Oct 19,2004 9:56am - succubus ""]
hmmm
i think that means she's still offended
[Oct 19,2004 10:02am - RustedAngel ""]
hoser said:Easy, Easy Ram Girl!!!! Back off of the mean throttle a bit!!! It's not my fault that you eat too much salad! I also heard that denial is a sure sign of a mad shitter. God gave you your messy colon, not me. Be angry at him! Just lay off of the salad a bit and the spatter will stop flowing. Once that happens, your anger will deteriorate and your attitude will improve. Until then, be sure to always take that extra wipe, otherwise you may spot in your panties. Now, take this advice and post in the morning. If by chance this does not work and you have another full on ass attack, please lock the door and light a match.
Thank you Ram Girl,
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
hahaha!
DROPPIN THE COSBY KIDS OFF AT THE POOL?
ramgirl, telling hoser to grow up? go play some bingo you hag, this is a fuckin metal site and I don't know if you saw the 'age thread' but you're a minority here.
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[Oct 19,2004 11:04am - succubus ""]
tom...that's not nice
[Oct 19,2004 11:24am - hoser ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of Tom's better posts for sure.
I'm still laughing...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor Ram Girls Fart Spot is all tattered!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
[Oct 19,2004 11:35am - kellthevalkyrie ""]
i had salad for lunch and it sucked. fuck salad.
[Oct 19,2004 12:07pm - anonymous ""]
i fucked ram girl in her ass and she shat all over my dick
[Oct 19,2004 12:08pm - succubus ""]
way to be an asshole
[Oct 19,2004 12:14pm - succubus ""]
and why post anonymously?
just let this die and everyone stop being an ass
[Oct 19,2004 12:22pm - RustedAngel ""]
not that it matters, that wasn't me.
[Oct 19,2004 12:43pm - the_reverend ""]
i thought tom's post was funny.
[Oct 19,2004 1:14pm - hoser ""]
i farted.
[Oct 19,2004 1:16pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I can smell it.
[Oct 19,2004 9:21pm - hoser ""]
I hereby apologize to Ram Girl about the spoo-pipe comments that I made. I was under the impression that she was shitting all over area bathrooms.
I recommend an anal rinse if this is the case. Nothing like a fresh ass douching.
Please confer with me regarding any other spoo-pipe afflictions.
Dr. Hoser
Anus Technician
[Oct 19,2004 9:30pm - neoclassical ""]
http://www.anus.com/
[Nov 5,2004 8:16am - succubus ""]
ok so last night i went to the bathroom at work to change into my jeans...it was already late and i had to run to shoot a show...anyhow i have my dress off, removing it over my head, wearing only my bra and underwear...and i hear the door creak open and the lights shut off...
ok now the lights NEVER go off at work...
i couldn't see swat...so i yelled out in a pissed off tone.."hey!"
no reply...i rush to put the dress back on...and right before i open the bathroom door after the dress is back on me....light comes back on and i hear the door slam...
W T F ?
[Nov 5,2004 8:46am - ram_girl ""]
I'm laughing my fucking ass off to the point of almost crying....
THATS WAS ME, Succie baby...
I knew you were in there changing and I turned the light back on and left for the night!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA............
[Nov 5,2004 8:47am - succubus ""]
you bitch!!
i was so pissed off! I thought a cleaning person was fucking with me...
then when i got back to my desk i told the bossman what happened and i told him how CREEPED OUT i was...
then i said it had best not be someone playing a joke...and i thought of miss ram girl...but then i thought...nahhhhh she wouldn't do that ...hah! proved me wrong!
[Nov 5,2004 8:51am - ram_girl ""]
I couldn't resist. I was walking by the bathroom to leave and I knew you were in there changing and the mischevious Shenanigans that resides in me took over....
I brought you coffee this A.M., does that make up for it (please say "YES")!
[Nov 5,2004 8:57am - succubus ""]
*sigh* yes i do...
but when you least expect it...MUAHAHAHAHA!
ps: what about the bagel i brought you :p
[Nov 5,2004 9:17am - ram_girl ""]
I'm glad you forgive me
I will be watching my back from now on and the bagel was AWESOME (you know its my favorite kind). Thanks Sweeties, you are so good to me, how do I deserve you!