nerds will be able to lose virginty online[views:1553][posts:23]_______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:26pm - d.crayon nli ""] A new computer gadget enables someone to apply direct physical stimulation sexually to another person over the Internet, thus advancing "cybersex" far beyond its previous limitation of mere words and pictures. According to a September report on Wired.com, the vibrating "Sinulator," with wireless receiver, can be activated remotely at different speeds and force by a spouse or anyone else who uses the device's password at Sinulator's Web site, and that manipulation can be done not only by keyboard and mouse, but by a male placing the Sinulator's transmitting sleeve ("Interactive Fleshlight") over his penis and thrusting at his (or the recipient's) preferred speed and force. "Thus," summarized the Wired writer, "a man can be thrusting in Cleveland while a woman is penetrated in Seattle." [Wired.com] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:27pm - RichHorror ""] This is the greatest day of my life. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:28pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] wow. that's umm....well, pretty sad. oh lordy! what will they think of next?! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:29pm - d.crayon nli ""] i think this is a good invention for long distance relationships |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:31pm - RichHorror ""] I think it's a good invention for my penis. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:33pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head. can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i want to feed animals bits of barbed wire |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:34pm - RichHorror ""] I plan on using this invention to rape Jamey Jasta in the mouth. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:39pm - powerkok ""] GReat!! I will be hacking into a broads dildos and setting them to the 'Devastate' speed option. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:40pm - powerkok ""] and hacking the guys to 'the angry snaggletooth drag' option. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 1:42pm - Christraper ""] You remember that silver ball with the drill in Phantasm that would chase people and kill them. Id kinda like a remot control dildo that can do that! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:05pm - swamplorddvm ""] I have a hand. TWO hands! and baby oil! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:07pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I slapped a girl in the face really hard this one time, and her cro-magnum boyfriend didn't even do anything about it. He was standing right next to her when I did it. Best day of my life. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:08pm - RustedAngel ""] I wonder if it will look like this: [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:08pm - Hooker ""] "cro-magnum" You're a regular jeenyus there, Mankind. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:09pm - RustedAngel ""] this is what would occur. [img][img] |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:11pm - powerkok ""] Id need an external drive, my tower isnt that accessable |
| ________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 2:25pm - retzam ""] HAHAHAHA this is incredible! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 5:33pm - niccolai ""] This came up on the mcs site about a year ago, as far as I know, it's fake. although I do have dreams about having sex with my PCU... |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 6:09pm - Kalopsia ""] Josh_hates_you said:i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head. can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe? officially the funniest thing i have ever read. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 10:16pm - orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword ""] ohhh man....this is ridiculous |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 11:04pm - KeithMutiny ""] next they'll have cyberAIDS... i wonder if crabs would be considered a computer virus? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 18,2004 11:29pm - intricateprocess ""] the best day of my life will be when i get this yay! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 19,2004 2:30pm - Dissector ""] Wow...I'm sure I'd use it though. But just wow... |