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How metal are you???

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[Oct 28,2004 3:36pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'm so Metal that I fall asleep to blast beats.:NEWHORNS::doublehorns:
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[Oct 28,2004 3:38pm - the_reverend ""]
I'm so metal, I fall asleep in the middle of cannibal corpse EVERY single time I see them.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:40pm - swamplorddvm ""]
HAhaha dont blame you.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:41pm - succubus ""]
hahahahahahahaha
that's right and it's so funny to watch you
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[Oct 28,2004 3:44pm - the_reverend ""]
it's always right around skull full of maggots.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:45pm - sacreligionbownt  ""]
i'm so metal that it makes a clanging sound everytime i take a step
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[Oct 28,2004 3:46pm - Christraper ""]
I AM metal! I eat, breathe, piss, and shit giant chunks of jagged steel!!!! Well not really but im more metal than say.........Bruce Springstein......thats something at least.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:50pm - succubus ""]
i'm so metal the_reverend is my other half
and he gets to poke me in all my holes

beat that suckas!
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[Oct 28,2004 3:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead
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[Oct 28,2004 3:53pm - the_reverend ""]
nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:55pm - Lincoln ""]
I'm so metal, the corns in my shit are magnetic.
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[Oct 28,2004 3:58pm - Christraper ""]
the_reverend said:nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom.


word
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[Oct 28,2004 4:01pm - succubus ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead



another example that i'm so metal

i photographed bright eyes and after the first 3 songs i sat down and then he jumped off the stage and sang a song in my lap

a bouncer took my camera and snapped a pic..you can't see much, but it was hilarious

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[Oct 28,2004 4:09pm - Josh_Martin ""]
the_reverend said:nothing, and I repeat this, nothing since the dawn of time is more metal than sodom.


I'm so metal, I've seen Sodom live.

Who can top that?
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[Oct 28,2004 4:12pm - the_reverend ""]
if someone was performing sodomy WHILE seeing sodom.
that would trump you.
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[Oct 28,2004 4:13pm - Christraper ""]
Josh_Martin said:I'm so metal, I've seen Sodom live.

Who can top that?


I dont think this tops it but King Diamond got right in my face and told me to "go to sleep my dear" in the middle of " The Invisible Guests" and Andy LaRoque handed me his guitar pick. But youve seen Sodom live you bastard!!!

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[Oct 28,2004 4:26pm - Dissector ""]
the_reverend said:I'm so metal, I fall asleep in the middle of cannibal corpse EVERY single time I see them.


HAHAHAH YES!!

I always fall asleep to blast beats because all the music I listen to has blast beats. Every once and a while I'll mellow out and relax to Autopsy
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[Oct 28,2004 4:27pm - swamplorddvm ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead


haha yeah Theatre of pain touches me as well.
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[Oct 28,2004 4:29pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I either listen to Dissection or Emperor when I sleep. SOMETIMES Gregorian chants... but, uh... I do that to mock jesus ofcourse.
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[Oct 28,2004 4:32pm - moran ""]
Me sleeping during Bane of Existence at O'brien's

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[Oct 28,2004 4:35pm - succubus ""]
heh
but i wanna know why the link is starts with"raov"...how do you view the site?
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[Oct 28,2004 4:41pm - retzam ""]
succubus said:BobNOMAAMRooney said:I'm so metal that I listen to Bright Eyes and cry. Tears of lead



another example that i'm so metal

i photographed bright eyes and after the first 3 songs i sat down and then he jumped off the stage and sang a song in my lap

a bouncer took my camera and snapped a pic..you can't see much, but it was hilarious

[img]




HAHAHA \m/ that is awesome
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[Oct 28,2004 4:43pm - Megadestructo ""]
I'm so metal I...uh...no. I'm not metal at all.
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[Oct 28,2004 4:47pm - moran ""]
succubus said:heh
but i wanna know why the link is starts with"raov"...how do you view the site?




I couldn't remember the date of the show, so I went through their little bio thing on here to get to it. Thats most likely why.
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[Oct 28,2004 4:48pm - succubus ""]
yeah, i asked aaron after i posted..lol
and he explained how that works
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[Oct 28,2004 4:55pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'm so Metal that I shave with a broad sword.
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[Oct 28,2004 5:16pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I have seen DIO, SODOM, AUTOPSY, DESTRUCTION, CARNIVORE (!), KREATOR, VENOM, DARK ANGEL, M.O.D. (in 1988), NASTY SAVAGE, DOKKEN, SCORPIONS, TESTAMENT, SLAYER, MEGADETH, INDESTRUCTABLE NOISE COMMAND, NUCLEAR ASSAULT, OVERKILL, KING DIAMOND, RATT, DEVASTATION, DEATH, SANCTUARY, MOTLEY CRUE (in the 80'S), FORCED ENTRY, OBITUARY, SACRED REICH, CARCASS, SADUS, NOCTURNUS, GORGUTS, MASSACRE, GRAVE, RIPPING CORPSE, EXHORDER, DEAD HORSE, ENTOMBED, UNLEASHED, GOREAPHOBIA, PROFANATICA, BRUTAL TRUTH, PUNGENT STENCH, HEADROT, DEMOLITION HAMMER, CANCER, PHLEGM, DEICIDE SEPULTURA, REVENANT, MORGUE, CRUCIFIER, DETERIORATE, AFTERBIRTH, SAMAEL, AMORPHIS, MY DYING BRIDE, FORBIDDEN, MALEVOLENT CREATION, BROKEN HOPE, DECEMBER WOLVES, ABSU, ENSLAVED, SUFFOCATION, MORBID ANGEL, NAPALM DEATH, DISSECTION, AT THE GATES, IMMOLATION, FALLEN CHRIST, MASTER, EVILUTION, JUNGLE ROT, ANTHRAX, KATAKLYSM, EVOKEN, ANGEL CORPSE, MYSTICUM, MONSTROSITY, OPPRESSOR, VADER, REPUDILATION, FLESHGRIND, MORTAL DECAY, DEHUMANIZED, PYREXIA, MALAMOR, EPOCH OF UNLIGHT, ROTTED, ACHERON, SADISTIC INTENT, EXODUS, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, MACABRE, WICKED INNOCENCE, HEMDALE, OBLIVEON, MORGION, CRYPTOPSY, HYPOCRISY, CRADLE OF FILTH, BRUTALITY, REGURGITATION, DARKMOON, SUMMON, CLEAN FLESH, EXPLODING ZOMBIES, ENTER SELF, DEEDS OF FLESH, GUTTED, DISINTER, LUCIFERS HAMMER, ABOMINANT, SOMNUS, DISFIGURED, DIABOLIC, IMMORTAL SUFFERING, DYING FETUS, TYRANT TROOPER, CATTLE PRESS, HELLCHILD, TON, ETERNAL SUFFERING, MALIGNANCY, CAPHARNAUM, PESSIMIST, COMPOST PILE, VITAL REMAINS, DEADEN, GORGASM, EMBALMER, FROM THE DEPTHS, NUM SKULL, LIVIDITY, INSATANITY, DEFILED, DEVOURMENT, MESHUGGAH, PROPHECY, AVERNUS, NOVEMBERS DOOM, NILE, DIVINE EMPIRE, ENGRAVE, SPLATTERED CADAVER, SEPSISM, USURPER and many more.

Plus I saw ANAL CUNT and SIX FEET UNDER play a show together in 1995, ha ha.

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[Oct 28,2004 5:23pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Oh yeah? well I dont see Stryper on that list.
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[Oct 28,2004 5:26pm - dreadkill ""]
i'm so metal i shit molten lead and form it into spikes that i throw at posers. not really, but that would be awesome. it would be like a shit flinging monkey, except a person with metal shit as spikes and...yeah you get the idea.
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[Oct 28,2004 5:28pm - dreadkill ""]
i had a good one but i forgot
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[Oct 28,2004 5:29pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I would kill myself if i saw (or liked) STRYPER.
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[Oct 28,2004 5:29pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
My old myspace profile had the about me: "My soul is blackened and grim like that of a tray of burnt brownies fresh out of the oven. Blackened for grimness, too hot to touch for my contempt for man, and a taste that will make you vomit blood. BLARGHHHHHH!!!"
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[Oct 28,2004 5:35pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Credit goes to me friend Jesse for the first post.

(although he was mocking my metalness)
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[Oct 28,2004 6:17pm - Kalopsia ""]
i'm metal, and that's all i need
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[Oct 28,2004 6:48pm - powerkok ""]
Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr..
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[Oct 28,2004 6:51pm - dreadkill ""]
powerkok said:Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr..


that was hilarious, especially the arrrr part
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[Oct 28,2004 7:03pm - powerkok ""]
lol glad u liked.
Of course when I said I wiped with my bare hands, I meant hand, because the other one is a hook...arrrr!
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[Oct 28,2004 7:06pm - armageddonday ""]
If I wasn't I would be dead.
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[Oct 28,2004 8:48pm - th3rdknuckle ""]
I WEAR LEATHER
I WEAR SPIKES
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[Oct 28,2004 11:14pm - Ryan (Mojo Music Studio)  ""]
Rev, i didnt see you fall asleep at Cannibal... but I did see you get so bored at Gridiron Fest that you sat and played gameboy... i felt like doing the same...
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[Oct 28,2004 11:23pm - dyingslowly20 ""]
powerkok said:Im so metal, I wipe my ass with my bare hands, and eat a hot pocket when Im done, arrrr..


jajaja.........thats some funny shit dude.........arrr.Dude im so metal....im recogniced in the pits.Electric Factory is where youll find me my children.In if As I Lay Dying ever retires or something ill kill myself!
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[Oct 29,2004 2:11am - sacreligion ""]
I'm so metal the government uses me for high tech weaponry
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[Oct 29,2004 2:14am - sacreligion ""]
i fell asleep during clip at killfest 1...they're this fabled "nu-metal"

opposite end of the spectrum...but still the same result oddly enough
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[Oct 29,2004 9:16am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I am not metal at all because I got beat up by a girl.
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[Oct 29,2004 11:38am - BestialOnslaught ""]
Mark, Mike and I are Metal cause we beat up girls.
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[Oct 29,2004 11:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Mike beat up a girl? Do tell.
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[Oct 29,2004 11:41am - BestialOnslaught ""]
Hahahaha...Some post-Helvete mayhem at the Compound in Allston a few weeks back got a bit out of hand... She punched him first and got just a little tap back, and stumbled for a second and fell on her ass haha. She's a tough girl and shook it off though.
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[Oct 29,2004 12:42pm - P A U L  ""]
Seeing deaden and clean flesh live = brutal
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[Oct 29,2004 1:18pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I also saw EROTIC INCISIONS at Texas Grindfest 1998.
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[Oct 29,2004 1:19pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I saw Iron Maiden on the Powerslave tour.

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