Another pickup line….[views:3031][posts:24]__________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 9:58am - ram_girl ""] This one on a TV show last night amused me….. Guy: Do you believe in the hereafter Girl: Yes, I do Guy: Good, then you know what I’m here after Any bad, silly or just plain lame ones you’ve heard or tried? |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:01am - korpse-l- ""] is that a keg in your pants? cause i'd like to tap that ass. |
| _______________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:01am - Dave From The Grave ""] gimme some sugar baby [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:08am - ram_girl ""] If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me... Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see..... hahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:10am - Christraper ""] I better get me a library card cuz im checkin you out! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:13am - korpse-l- ""] wanna fuck? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:14am - Joe/NotCommon ""] 'Get in the fucking trunk!' It usually works for me. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:15am - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:I better get me a library card cuz im checkin you out! LOL... Never heard that one, I like it! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:16am - Lincoln ""] I thought VeryFine only came in bottles |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:21am - ram_girl ""] Joe/NotCommon said:'Get in the fucking trunk!' It usually works for me. Thought yours were the standard... Want some candy little girl or little girl can you help me find my puppy! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:32am - Christraper ""] "Listen, my names Christraper. You dont know me but you need my cock inside of you. You just don't realize it yet. Tell ya what, we'll give it a shot and I'm sure you'll agree with me as soon as we get started." I tried that in a drunken haze on some random girl that I already knew I had absolutely no chance with anyways. Needless to say it didn't work. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Christraper then went on to plan B, sappy to the head. Needless to say, he did end up getting laid that night. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:35am - Christraper ""] Indeed |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:35am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:39am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Jim Ash and I are going to tag team Mike of Existence's sister Amy |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:42am - Jellyfish ""] "wanna get a pizza and fuck" and when shes like ugh, say "whats the matter, you dont like pizza?" so queer. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:43am - Christraper ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. wow dude i wish it were that easy for me. i usually have to spend the first ten minutes convinceing the girl that everything her friends told her about me is a vicious lie. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:44am - ram_girl ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I got some girl's number in the parking lot of my work last night. All I remember saying is Green Day is gay. Was she lost or separated from her parents and was hoping you were a responsible adult that would assist with helping find her way home. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:45am - Christraper ""] Oh snap! |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I obviously don't know her well, but this girl seems to hate herself as much as I hate everyone else. She was really attractive and I could definately fill the void in her life with myself. I'd say she was probably around 18 or 19. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 11:31am - Lincoln ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I obviously don't know her well, but this girl seems to hate herself as much as I hate everyone else. She was really attractive and I could definately fill the void in her life with myself. I'd say she was probably around 18 or 19. ......and how old are you Joe??? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 11:32am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I am 23 |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 12:08pm - iren_the_viking ""] PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 12:10pm - eddie ""] iren_the_viking said:PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN!! thats only good for the second or third date. Can you help me put this in my van?- thats for the first |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 2:01pm - Dissector ""] Here's my favorite: "Hello little girl, where's your mommy?" |