College Advice: how to mastUrbate with a room mate[views:4791][posts:25]_______________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 12:21pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation.shtml |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 12:22pm - succubus ""] ok look at the link mastUrbate dammit |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:13pm - the_reverend ""] I think this is advice that all college freshmen should read. well, except they need a part about your roomie filming you as frat brothers shove shampoo bottles up your ass even though they claim over and over "we're not gay, you fag" |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:20pm - lynneaus ""] lol that was a comical read... i wish my roomie had been that discrete.... she would be on the phone with her bf and just sorta roll over and start having phone sex with him. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:27pm - the_reverend ""] WTF! and you didn't tape it? I would totally set up microphones and then sell the tapes to her friends. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:36pm - succubus ""] i've done that to lynnaeus hahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:36pm - the_reverend ""] you recorded her having phone sex and sold it to her friends? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 1:49pm - succubus ""] close! i installed cameras |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 2:04pm - lynneaus ""] ya every once and a while she calls me and says "i know u just got off the couch so i figured i would call" or "so u got out of the shower a while ago and still havent gotten dressed so i figured id call" she knows my every move |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 2:11pm - the_reverend ""] I bet you were hoping for some "hot shots" but all the cameras kept returning was [img] |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 2:13pm - lynneaus ""] lol |
| ______________________________ [Nov 10,2004 5:14pm - toc ""] is it just me that got all hot and bothered from that article? Zip! |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 6:37pm - rev away in macland ""] sounds like someone's all hot and bothered. don't go near arlington tonight folks, nick's on the prowler. nick: don't go reading the female orgasm advice, it's rated x. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 6:38pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] x for "X-actly what I enjoy in an article!" rowr!!! |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 6:39pm - rev away in macland ""] x for eXtremely eXasurating Xylaphone. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 6:53pm - Aegathis ""] I didnt know it was called jilling off, makes sense thuogh, well ya learn something new everyday. Alot of that stuff in the article is blatantly obvious, Yea if you dont wanna wake some one it s kinda obvious it would be in your best interest not to make any noise. |
| _________________________________________________________________ [Nov 10,2004 6:59pm - rev away in macland on a 30inch screen ""] I think it would be hard for someone to use a vibrator without the room mate knowing... though if they suspect something, all you have to say is "I'm brushing my teeth" that is until you are brushing them for 45 minutes straight AND your tooth brush isn't electric "I smell your lightsaber" |
| ______________________________ [Nov 10,2004 8:21pm - nick ""] tbone_r is the king of masterbating in college. if he read this he would surely enlighten everyone. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 11:04am - tbone_r ""] step aside boys.... masturbating in college isn't just an action, it's an art. It requires intelligence, patience and keen intellect. The 3 best ways to masturbate in college... 3) while taking a dump. if you have a community bathroom then this could be awkward, because beating off when other guys are around is gross. I had a suite this year and last year, so i didn't face this dilemma 2) in the shower. even if you're in the community bathroom, you have sandles and the water is loud so it blocks out others voices. 1) know your roommates class schedule. every college has a fixed schedule, meaning that you know when class periods run from, regardless of whether you have a class then or not. so find out when your roomie has a class, and you've got about an hour to whack away. questions? comments? guidance? just let me know |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 11:05am - the_reverend ""] yes, is that how you hurt your arm? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 11:07am - tbone_r ""] hey, that was a totally unrelated incident. i dislocated my shoulder at that converge/cave-in show that i saw you at, then again at the btbam/beloved show. wiseass |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 12:44pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] oh man. the freshman sex diet is nice. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 12:58pm - the_reverend ""] ahahah, I just read that... Don't spit, swallow. Good news! Swallowing cum won't ruin your diet. In fact, it's good for you. Semen is a low-calorie, low-carb source of concentrated protein that is packed with essential vitamins and minerals. A typical load of cum has about 15 calories, which you will have easily burned off in the process of giving head. Also, ingesting a creamy man-snack can help curb your appetite between meals. For those reasons, we recommend performing blowjobs as often as possible. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 1:14pm - succubus ""] i read that yesterday |
| __________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 6:02pm - arsonick ""] a creamy man-snack hahahahahahahah |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 11,2004 6:14pm - dirteecrayon ""] i have a tip --- how about hiding your cum rags when you're done!!!!!! |