Did You Hear The Good News?[views:3658][posts:26]__________________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:19am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Jesus is our lord and savior. Jesus died for our sins. Because of Jesus' overwhelming love for all mankind, he has allowed us a pathway to heaven by giving our hearts to him. He has cleansed us of all sin by way of his death, and we need only accept Jesus to gain this everlasting life. The Bible is the full account and word of Our Lord, Jesus H. Christ. It is through the Bible that we may understand the teachings of Our Lord. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:20am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hail satan. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:20am - ayin ""] but can he cook? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:22am - the_reverend ""] I can |
| _______________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:23am - ayin ""] yeah but can you bake? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 1:18am - Kalopsia ""] i have a belly button |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 6:36am - sacreligionNLI ""] what can i say? jesus was a good dude. god damn christians ruining everything for him |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 8:24am - taste of semen ""] and here i thought you were going to say t.o.s. broke up, what a let down! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 9:24am - Christraper ""] Jesus is my bitch. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 9:50am - PaganMegan ""] it always has seemed weird to me that christians chose for the symbol of their religion, the means through which their god/idol/prophet was tortured. Talk about morbid... revering a sadistic form of capitol punishment. Its like running around with a noose or needle or electric chair around ones neck .. and then saying " boy what a great person I am time to bake cookies and think about jesus bleeding on the cross". Weird |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 9:53am - Joe/NotCommon ""] it's because the cross is a symbol of their salvation |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 9:57am - PaganMegan ""] saved by death and misery, yes |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 9:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I am your saviour, tonight in the ladies bathroom during kataklysm |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:04am - litacore ""] Joe how are you going to pass in the ladies loo? |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:06am - Joe/NotCommon ""] with a level 7 invisibility spell |
| ________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:08am - jesus ""] ayin said:but can he cook? i can make a damn good grilled cheese, i tell you what |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:10am - PaganMegan ""] hahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:10am - PaganMegan ""] loo is a great word |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:17am - litacore ""] just another case of me trying to talk British |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:18am - PaganMegan ""] next you'll be eating tea and crumpets and drinking your jonnie walker red with your pinky out |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:24am - litacore ""] hahahaha! fuck yeah! |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 10:26am - PaganMegan ""] all elegantly british |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 11:56am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I am racist against the British, except for Gang of Four. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:07pm - damnose ""] england is weird. they "circle mosh." |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:27pm - Christraper ""] England rules! Thats my favorite place to visit so far. Grey skies all year round, never gets hot, everythings old as dirt and very nicely preserved, and theres woods, lots of woods, and really cute girls who love blonde metalheads from the US for some reason. Id move there but its too fuckin expensive. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:29pm - dan. ""] if you sell your body to japanese businessman i bet you could afford it |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 19,2004 12:32pm - Christraper ""] hahaha i dont know if the "christraper bukkake bash" video would sell very well...... |