TRUE METAL WARRIORS EAT TRUE METAL FUDGE![views:6556][posts:22]_______________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 3:48pm - grindwhore666 ""] With any order over $150.00 from The Kingdom Of Steel you will receive a Free Exclusive Manowar Chocolate Ingot. This exclusive item is the size of a gold bar right out of Fort Knox comprised of pure custom made chocolate fudge with the Manowar logo branded across the bar. [img] HAHAHAHAHA! why didn't i think of this! :doublehorns: |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 5:07pm - davefromthegrave ""] wtf dude if that was really metal, it'd be aturd with the manowar logo on it, and manowar would come to your house and force you to eat it. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 5:32pm - grindwhore666 ""] how do you know that's not in the fine print? it does say "custom made chocolate fudge"... |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 5:40pm - sacreligionNLI ""] that's one hell of a manobar |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 5:52pm - intricateprocess ""] 150 bucks is a little steep, but if i hit the lottery id buy a shit load of those |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 7:42pm - assuck ""] hopefully theyll start selling fun-sized ones in stores soon |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 8:43pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Fuck, I gotta save up and make an order haha... I wouldn't mind having a Battle Hymns windbreaker heh. And I need the DVDs. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 8:55pm - KeithMutiny ""] hehe, manowar's packin fudge |
| ________________________________ [Nov 25,2004 10:51pm - dan. ""] i like how they call it free......free if you spend 150. whatever though best 150 anyone could ever spend. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 1:20am - BestialOnslaught ""] dan. said:whatever though best 150 anyone could ever spend. I dunno about that. Maybe if they were selling original LP pressing in their webstore. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 26,2004 1:47am - dan. ""] i didnt really look at what they were selling but manowar merch is usually not a letdown |
| ________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 9:42am - retzam ""] I like how it's marketed as a "chocolate ingot", rather than a "chocolate bar", hahahaha. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 10:20am - PaganMegan ""] KeithMutiny said:hehe, manowar's packin fudge hahaha |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 7:50pm - BestialOnslaught ""] dan. said:i didnt really look at what they were selling but manowar merch is usually not a letdown Yeah, it's overpriced as hell though. If anyone needs to catch up their backcatalog on CD though, at least the site offers that... |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 7:50pm - BestialOnslaught ""] PS - That means ALL OF YOU who don't own the first 4 albums. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 26,2004 7:52pm - BestialOnslaught ""] PPS - Damn, no Sign Of The Hammer :( |
| _________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 5:32am - damnose ""] hahahahhaa manowar manowar manowar chocolate on the road when we're in town, chocolate explodes now we don't attract wimps cause we're too brown just true chocolate people that's manowar's crowd! They wanna keep us down but they can't last, when we get up we're gonna chocolate your ass gonna keep on packin' we always will other bands play, Manowar fills we like it hard, we like it fast we got the biggest chocolate bars, man they blast true chocolate people wanna rock not pose wearing chocolate bar wrappers, not cracker jack clothes They wanna keep us down but they can't last, when we get up we're gonna chocolate your ass gonna keep on packin' we always will other bands play, Manowar fills We're the kings of chocolate, comin' to town When we light up, the chocolate melts down Don't try to tell us that chocolate's no good 'Cause there ain't no way that we'll eat other food MANOWAR! etc etc. sorry. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 8:48am - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha that rules |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 11:18am - paganmegan ""] pure poetry *wipes tear* |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 1:52pm - grindwhore666 ""] oh shit, that was awesome! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 3:39pm - Hooker ""] ahahahah that was awesome. Eat Manowar fudge for dessert after you GRILL WITH POWER. FRY FRY. GRILL WITH POWER. FRY FRY FRYYYYYYYYYYY. That was horrible. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 3:40pm - paganmegan ""] silly |
| _________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 5:29pm - damnose ""] haha, whenever I have to GRILL or FRY something at work I'm going to sing that song. My job needs more manowar anyway |