Testing[views:2055][posts:2]__________________________________________ [May 21,2003 5:06pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] Work you bastard! |
| __________________________________ [May 22,2003 1:38pm - succubus ""] whenever i see this screen name i think of that Dennis Leary song.."i'm an asshole.." and to see him perform it with cigarette in mouth..heh I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slop I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no, no way, uh uh) No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces While handicapped people make handicap faces I'm an asshole (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Nah I'm an asshole (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah!) And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why 2 words, nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK?! Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, OK?! John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why, Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies, and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas... (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? I'm an asshole (he's an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 22,2003 2:08pm - BingChlorine ""] That's the funniest song ever. Best line is "i park my car in handicap spaces while handicap people make handicap faces" |