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More proof Dimmu is gay

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[Dec 2,2004 3:54pm - dan.  ""]
because spandex is metal (see: 80s) and wearing a skirt is metrosexual and being metrosexual isnt very metal. and mel gibson decapitated people in braveheart. shagrath gets interviewed by rolling stone.

i didnt say they sucked at "playing" music...they are "good musicians"..but dude..if youve honestly listened to their last 2 albums and thought they were fine pieces of music...then awesome..enjoy. i think they suck.
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[Dec 2,2004 3:55pm - Christraper ""]
word
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[Dec 2,2004 3:55pm - dan.  ""]
plus a kilt isnt the same as....A LEATHER SKIRT! can you please just agree to the fact that a man wearing a leather skirt is fucking gay. im sorry...i dont see how someone can argue with that.
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[Dec 2,2004 3:59pm - RustedAngel ""]
dan. said:because spandex is metal (see: 80s) and wearing a skirt is metrosexual and being metrosexual isnt very metal. and mel gibson decapitated people in braveheart. shagrath gets interviewed by rolling stone.

i didnt say they sucked at "playing" music...they are "good musicians"..but dude..if youve honestly listened to their last 2 albums and thought they were fine pieces of music...then awesome..enjoy. i think they suck.



if you're from europe and you wear a skirt on stage, you're not gay. only in the US. is wearing a skirt considered gay. last time I checked they were from norway.

for their style I thought the last 3 albums were some of their best work, they broke the chains of having records that sound like shit and put something out that actually sounded good. How can you not like ICS's clean vox? Shit is almost epic. haha.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:00pm - RustedAngel ""]
wretched asylum singer = skirt wearing = gay

hahahaha
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[Dec 2,2004 4:02pm - Todd(bombshelter)  ""]
RustedAngel said:Todd said:So I see they are sponsored by and get their clothing @ Hot topic, how very Metal:doublehorns:



There is no Hot Topic in Europe, besides their shit is too extreme to be sold in hot topic. We work with hot topic for shirts, and they will not accept any design with pentagrams or a drastic amount of skulls on them.



I was playin,easy there big fella ,I know there are no HT in Europe,And I also know your company works for HT as My buddy Anderson works there and told me this, Sorry to get your panties in an uproar:bow:
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[Dec 2,2004 4:02pm - dan.  ""]
ill give you the fact that lots of shit that goes on in europe is totally lost on americans...but come on...for all tid and stormblast completely destroy new dimmu
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[Dec 2,2004 4:02pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Kilts are KVLT
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[Dec 2,2004 4:02pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Abbath, you are correct.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:04pm - RustedAngel ""]
dan. said:ill give you the fact that lots of shit that goes on in europe is totally lost on americans...but come on...for all tid and stormblast completely destroy new dimmu


stormblast is decent! but they didn't have the killer lineup then... galder is a sick player, nick is a sick drummer, vortex has a rediculous operatic voice which holds up live.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:06pm - Abbath ""]
holy shit will all you bitches stop complaining!!! it's a fucking joke, don't ruin the laughs
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[Dec 2,2004 4:06pm - paganmegan ""]
yeah the picture is still gay no matter whether you like dimmu or not
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[Dec 2,2004 4:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
I don't know about for all tid and stormblast completely destroying new Dimmu. I enjoyed "Mourning Palace" more than some of the songs
on Stormblast and For All Tid. Dimmu really doesn't bother me because my friend Marius is really into them and he isn't like "DIMMU IS TEH TRUEST GERMAN BLACK METAL BAND EVER!!!" He actually enjoys their music which is why people should listen to music.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:08pm - swamplorddvm ""]
No shit. btw dimmu never did it for me. Why are they so big?
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[Dec 2,2004 4:10pm - anonymous  ""]
obviously because they sold their asses to the devil
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[Dec 2,2004 4:10pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Keyboards?
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[Dec 2,2004 4:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Dimmu needs a Keytarist for their next tour. If they had that we would have no choice but to worship at their feet.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:11pm - Hooker ""]
All hail the keytar
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[Dec 2,2004 4:13pm - swamplorddvm ""]
No, I like key boards Rhapsody, Children of Bodom, Kalmah...). unless its harpsichords. I like harsichords but not with black metal. Using harpsichord a shitty attempt to be "goth" and they just don't have interesting music.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:14pm - RustedAngel ""]
swamplorddvm said:No shit. btw dimmu never did it for me. Why are they so big?


because they put out black metal records that actually sound good and not recorded by a boombox in a tin can.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:14pm - powerkok ""]
cuz they look like spawn action figures
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[Dec 2,2004 4:15pm - RustedAngel ""]
Hooker said:All hail the keytar


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[Dec 2,2004 4:15pm - powerkok ""]
btw, dong huffer and sword swallower are both great.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:22pm - swamplorddvm ""]
RustedAngel said:swamplorddvm said:No shit. btw dimmu never did it for me. Why are they so big?


because they put out black metal records that actually sound good and not recorded by a boombox in a tin can.




Wrong. Because they just don't do it for me. Nothing stands out that much about their music.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:24pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
retzam said:Yeah, dimmu is gay because of that picture. Also, Iron Maiden are gay because in the 80s they wore spandex on stage. I won't listen to their music because of that. Judas Priest are gay because halford's a faggot, fucking gay faggot, that band sucks. Motorhead are gay because I saw this one picture of Lemmy once and he was wearing a Beatles shirt, that's so gay, I hate their music because of that picture. Also, fucking Venom, so gay, I saw this one picture of them once where one of them had a fucking hat on, it was fucking g4y gehy gay3 and made them the worst band ever. Also, anyband that has ever had any members who have ever worn leather pants is gay and talentless.



hahahahahahaha yes!... pics do make thier music gay!.... lame thread
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[Dec 2,2004 4:25pm - anonymous  ""]
no one said pics make music gay you fag, they said gay looking assholes in pictures are fags
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[Dec 2,2004 4:26pm - paganmegan ""]
powerkok said:btw, dong huffer and sword swallower are both great.




Yes those are great synonyms for fagot

I also like turd snorkler
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[Dec 2,2004 4:26pm - Abbath ""]
yes! anonymous speaks the truth!
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[Dec 2,2004 4:27pm - powerkok ""]
paganmegan said:powerkok said:btw, dong huffer and sword swallower are both great.




Yes those are great synonyms for fagot

I also like turd snorkler



what about pillowbiter?
or hanging organist?
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[Dec 2,2004 4:28pm - RustedAngel ""]
yay, anonymous will be ignored by me.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:28pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
anonymous said:no one said pics make music gay you fag, they said gay looking assholes in pictures are fags



if you took time to read my entire post youd notice the 5 lines of quoted text, and im not a fag
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[Dec 2,2004 4:28pm - powerkok ""]
pipe pounder?
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[Dec 2,2004 4:30pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
RustedAngel said:yay, anonymous will be ignored by me.



agreed
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[Dec 2,2004 4:35pm - paganmegan ""]
powerkok said:paganmegan said:powerkok said:btw, dong huffer and sword swallower are both great.




Yes those are great synonyms for fagot

I also like turd snorkler



what about pillowbiter?
or hanging organist?



yes, those are definitely right up there
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[Dec 2,2004 4:43pm - Christraper ""]
So Rusted, let me see if i understand you. Are you saying that because Dimmu albums are better produced than most real black metal bands that makes them a better band? Or that drummers who use triggers are better than real drummers just because it sounds cleaner? Have you ever heard Ulver's "Madrigal of the night"? Thats just one example of steller musicianship with tin can recording.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:45pm - paganmegan ""]
i sometimes like the "tin can" recording style better, for black metal, it gives it a certain edge
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[Dec 2,2004 4:46pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Talent or should I say Music that makes you feel, smile, laugh, angry or even cry. That's what matters. not production.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:47pm - Christraper ""]
Exactly what im tryin to say
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[Dec 2,2004 4:50pm - swamplorddvm ""]
But maybe rusty is commenting on how some people don't consider good production as "troo" black metal or something.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:51pm - Bradness ""]
what?
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[Dec 2,2004 4:51pm - Christraper ""]
yea i can see that. but sometimes black metal recordings sound shitty because thats all they can afford. (like me)
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[Dec 2,2004 4:53pm - swamplorddvm ""]
haha All I have is my crapy stereo. I hook up the my amp to the mike input. That's "troo"!
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[Dec 2,2004 4:54pm - paganmegan ""]
I don't think orchestras or cigars or mobster jackets are particularly black metal, but when it comes down to it if the music is good its good, if it sucks it sucks
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[Dec 2,2004 4:55pm - Christraper ""]
yea we're like, kvlt and stuff.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:57pm - RustedAngel ""]
a couple of you mentioned black metal bands that don't wear any makeup or clothes, literally, I saw a picture of one who were completely naked. that's gayer than any cigar or 'mobster' jacket..
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[Dec 2,2004 4:57pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Orchestras are cool. You just have to do it right I feel.
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[Dec 2,2004 4:58pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
Christraper said:yea i can see that. but sometimes black metal recordings sound shitty because thats all they can afford. (like me)



save 300 bucks and get one of these
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[Dec 2,2004 5:01pm - KeithMutiny ""]
fuck it, i like dimmu... suck a dick
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[Dec 2,2004 5:02pm - RustedAngel ""]
swamplorddvm said:But maybe rusty is commenting on how some people don't consider good production as "troo" black metal or something.


was part of my point yes...I'm not doubting all musicianship from bands with shitty recordings, but I gotta say a lot of the underground black metal shit I've heard has shitty playing, super reptative, horrible guitar tone, ect. You don't like dimmu borgir's music, it doesn't mean they suck. You probably don't like a heap of other bands but it doesn't mean they suck either.
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[Dec 2,2004 5:09pm - RustedAngel ""]
Christraper said: Or that drummers who use triggers are better than real drummers just because it sounds cleaner?


Don't even get me started on the triggers debate. Saying drummers who use triggers suck is like saying guitarist's that use amplifiers suck.

look homo, one of the best metal drummers using triggers! OMFg HE SUXxx!!1 OMFGZ LOLZ!!!


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