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They found a cure for HIV (no i am not kidding)

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[Dec 2,2004 6:37pm - Kalopsia ""]
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/97/104268.htm?z=1727_00000_5024_hv_03
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[Dec 2,2004 6:39pm - Hooker ""]
Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury
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[Dec 2,2004 6:39pm - Kalopsia ""]
Hooker said:Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury



officially the funniest post of the week.
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[Dec 2,2004 6:40pm - Abbath ""]
at least we still have aids!
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[Dec 2,2004 6:42pm - Kalopsia ""]
ahh, i can always count on abbath to look on the bright side of everything
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[Dec 2,2004 6:44pm - dreadkill ""]
Kalopsia said:Hooker said:Good work you assholes.


-Freddie Mercury



officially the funniest post of the week.



definitely. i think Hooker should be nominated for RTTP's funny person of the year award. there are a lot of funny people here, but i think i've laughed at more of his posts in the last few months than anyone else's. anyone else agree?
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[Dec 2,2004 6:48pm - moran ""]
Hes just a depressed scumbag crying for attention.
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[Dec 2,2004 6:58pm - Hooker ""]
ahahahaha
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[Dec 2,2004 7:11pm - powerkok ""]
wow, good news for junkies, faggots, and guys that fuck hookers while unprotected and drunk.

heres a clue, cure cancer, you know, that disease that normal, hard working people get for no reason.
assfucking cunts.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:17pm - Hooker ""]
Not to mention them thar afronaggers.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:20pm - powerkok ""]
ahh ya, I forgot about that.
Im sure magic Johnson is happy tho.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:21pm - Hooker ""]
He's gonna get cured and just before banging his first woman in 13 years, a dumptruck is gonna fall on his house, killing him instantly.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:22pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Cuban scientists have already developed a medicine that neutralizes some forms of cancer. Now if only Fidel could die so we could move in and take it.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:24pm - dreadkill ""]
magic johnson is off tha hook yo
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[Dec 2,2004 7:27pm - powerkok ""]
Hooker said:He's gonna get cured and just before banging his first woman in 13 years, a dumptruck is gonna fall on his house, killing him instantly.


hahaha Im not sure how a dumptruck will become airborne, but I will help in anyway I can!
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[Dec 2,2004 7:27pm - retzam ""]
How could you be spiteful about them getting a cure for HIV? Anyone can get HIV, not just those people you listed.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:28pm - Hooker ""]
Well you see, being a churchgoing, god-fearing member of the PTA, mr. kok has an obligation to denounce all wrongdoers and rogues. Especially those who wallow in the dark world of the "gay cancer"
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[Dec 2,2004 7:29pm - powerkok ""]
retzam said:How could you be spiteful about them getting a cure for HIV? Anyone can get HIV, not just those people you listed.


I cant...because, see im not a fag, I dont shoot drugs, and my wife of 11 years dosent fuck infected negroes.
therefore, Im pretty safe I would say.
and Im not spiteful, I just dont sympathize with mose hiv cases.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:31pm - powerkok ""]
Hooker said:Well you see, being a churchgoing, god-fearing member of the PTA, mr. kok has an obligation to denounce all wrongdoers and rogues. Especially those who wallow in the dark world of the "gay cancer"


HAH I hope yer kidding, cuz thats the furthest from the troof!
I just despise fags and junkies!
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[Dec 2,2004 7:32pm - retzam ""]
First of all: A woman infected with HIV transmits the disease to her child during birth. Second of all, absolutely anything could happen. You know when someone gets a bloody nose at a show? If he has HIV and he bumps into you and gets the blood on you, there are multiple ways it could get into your system.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:33pm - retzam ""]
And since when can only gays get HIV? Do you have an IQ that falls below 50?
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[Dec 2,2004 7:34pm - retzam ""]
Edit^: Since when can only gays get HIV from intercourse*
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[Dec 2,2004 7:34pm - powerkok ""]
I suppose...but I would also suppose that the % of hiv infections didnt come from bloody nose transmission while mosh pitting.
you do have a point tho.
just wear a hat, and no one will know!
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[Dec 2,2004 7:35pm - powerkok ""]
my IQ is 129 thank you.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:35pm - Hooker ""]
retzam said:First of all: A woman infected with HIV transmits the disease to her child during birth. Second of all, absolutely anything could happen. You know when someone gets a bloody nose at a show? If he has HIV and he bumps into you and gets the blood on you, there are multiple ways it could get into your system.



It would only happen if it was an Atreyu show.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:36pm - powerkok ""]
and if you read my post b4 figuring that Im wrong and youre right (as usual) you would see that I said fags junkies and straight guys that fuck hookers.....keeey---rhist
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[Dec 2,2004 7:39pm - Hooker ""]
What about straight white guys that fuck straight white girls that aren't hookers? But have aids. And stuff.

Like how rednecks do it. Rednecks. That hate fags, blacks and gun control. And stuff. How about them? With the aids and the LEsions. Glavin.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:41pm - powerkok ""]
survival of the fittest. no remorse. fuck umm.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:42pm - Hooker ""]
Yeah. Yeah!!!

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[Dec 2,2004 7:44pm - dreadkill ""]
ha, atreyu show. glavin
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[Dec 2,2004 7:44pm - retzam ""]
How is this even a matter of who's wrong and who's right? I'm trying to figure out how you could be so spiteful about this. I could use your same logic and say "They be wasting their time trying to find a cure for lung cancer because most people with long cancer smoke or used to smoke."
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[Dec 2,2004 7:45pm - retzam ""]
They should not be*

Damn, I wish I could edit my posts the normal way without people giving me shit for it.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:46pm - Hooker ""]
It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.
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[Dec 2,2004 7:53pm - retzam ""]
Hahahahaha
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[Dec 2,2004 7:57pm - the_reverend ""]
white women have the highest HIV infection rate.

I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.
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[Dec 2,2004 9:03pm - powerkok ""]
Hooker said:It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.
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[Dec 2,2004 9:04pm - powerkok ""]
The Nuge fuckin rules!! btw.
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[Dec 2,2004 9:38pm - retzam ""]
powerkok said:Hooker said:It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.



He is pretty funny, hahaha, I didn't realize it until this thread, I'll keep my eyes open more often now.
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[Dec 2,2004 10:03pm - Hooker ""]
powerkok said:Hooker said:It's cool dudester. He just hates blacks and jews and stuff. Or god forbid, if combined, the dreaded "jiggajoo". Ted Nugent and shit.


Hooker, if I didnt think you were funny I'd tie you to a birch tree and beat you till I had an athsma attack.



Hey, am I far off though? By the way, that's a great visual. Can you imagine Matthew Shepard's killers passing an inhalor back and forth? hahaha
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[Dec 2,2004 10:04pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
the_reverend said:white women have the highest HIV infection rate.

I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.



shhh you'll make the nazis head's explode...i don't want to have to clean that up.
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[Dec 2,2004 10:07pm - Hooker ""]
You come to see Gallagher without a tarp, don't come cryin' to me.
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[Dec 2,2004 10:10pm - Hooker ""]
wang dang sweet poontang.
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[Dec 2,2004 10:11pm - retzam ""]
I think they hand out ponchos to the people in the first couple of rows.
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[Dec 2,2004 10:16pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
mmmm neo-nazi gallagher...

the comical implications are astounding
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[Dec 2,2004 11:57pm - Kalopsia ""]
the_reverend said:I heard about this a few days ago. it's awesome news. all you kids going to myspace and fucking underaged girl unprotected must be stoked. with this AND petshop penicillin, you're unstoppable!
well, until you get the hep.






:doublehorns::doublehorns::doublehorns::doublehorns::doublehorns::doublehorns::doublehorns:
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[Dec 3,2004 2:06am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
we've beaten nature again! and i can't wait to see what she has up her sleeve
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[Dec 3,2004 8:49am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I am just glad they tested it on animals.
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[Dec 3,2004 9:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
This cure is a lie, Seemless is still a band so AIDS still exists.
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[Dec 3,2004 9:08am - RichHorror ""]
I thought the cure for AIDS was called "fag bashing".
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[Dec 3,2004 3:25pm - Hooker ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:This cure is a lie, Seemless is still a band so AIDS still exists.



ahahaha
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[Dec 3,2004 3:41pm - swamplorddvm ""]
I'm sure we've had a cure for some time now.
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[Dec 3,2004 10:04pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
aids is killing the entire african nation...
and the vaccine is supposedly still under preperation...
but these corperations, they dont mind procrastination...
they say lets kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation...
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[Dec 3,2004 11:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
The Lorax is queer
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[Dec 4,2004 8:58am - Niccolai ""]
If you killed everyone with AIDS as well as people who have sex with monkeys (both of wich are already going to die undoubtedly anyways) than... no more AIDs....
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[Dec 4,2004 9:16am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Niccolai said:If you killed everyone with AIDS as well as people who have sex with monkeys (both of wich are already going to die undoubtedly anyways) than... no more AIDs....


im sure some necrophiliac would ruin it for everyone.
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[Dec 4,2004 1:23pm - Niccolai ""]
They always seem to fuck the party don't they?

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