If you could be any disease, what disease would you be and why?[views:4634][posts:43]______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:14pm - the_reverend ""] be creative. I would be Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), or Mad Cow disease... in humans, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) I, like this site, would quickly rot your brain. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:17pm - assuck ""] you just want to kill me for eating meat |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:17pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I would be AIDS, so i can get passed around during sex. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:17pm - paganmegan ""] hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:18pm - litacore ""] I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever" |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:22pm - damnose ""] I'd have to say ebola. I don't think I'd ever get tired of turning intestines into goo. And if I did, I could let the goo dry a little and use it to make sculptures or something. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] litacore said:I would be the flesh-eating disease from "Cabin Fever" that movie ruled! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:24pm - tbone_r ""] vaginitis. i've always wanted a frothy green discharge coming out of my vagina, just a fantasy of mine |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:25pm - korpse ""] I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:26pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] korpse said:I'd be AIDS for a different reason. it rids the earth of the most "useless" human beings. I know what you mean and thats why I worship AIDS as my god. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:48pm - the_reverend ""] I heard there is a vacine for you two |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:50pm - paganmegan ""] I want to be leprosy, because it has always been my dream to cause people's limbs, face and skin to just rot away and leave nothing but a corpse like being on the edge of death, forever scorned |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:56pm - SacreligionNLI ""] does insanity count? that'd be uber fun |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:58pm - paganmegan ""] Joe/NotCommon said:but then Jesus will cure the world of you Megan. Well, that is bound to happen one day anyways... Jesus told me he was waiting for the right time to:satancross::satancross: cure the world of me |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:58pm - succubus ""] crohn's disease |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:04pm - dirteecrayon ""] succubus said:crohn's disease you didn't say why =) |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:04pm - SacreligionNLI ""] so you could forever destroy glassjaw? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:05pm - korpse-l- ""] I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:05pm - succubus ""] no.. someone in my family had it.. and i would be it so that i could say what caused it so they could come up with a cure yay....go me |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:05pm - damnose ""] on second thought: spastic colon! the world would shit at my command |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:06pm - paganmegan ""] hahaha spastic colon, I wish i had thought of that... thats the best name for a disease |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:07pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] korpse-l- said:I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? haha thats so true. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:07pm - SacreligionNLI ""] aww im sorry |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:08pm - succubus ""] Joe/NotCommon said:korpse-l- said:I'd be mentally retarded. I know it's not a disease but don't they look so godamn happy all the time? haha thats so true. it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:11pm - korpse-l- ""] they have "mongo strength" too. they're stong lil'bastards. don't ask me how i know. i never faught a retard before, i swear. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:12pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I got hit by a retard once, it hurt pretty bad. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:18pm - damnose ""] succubus said:>> it's because (the boys anyhow) tend to play with their pee pee's ALL THE TIME damn..assisting a teacher in a special ed class you really had to watch where their hands were... >> so true! At the pool where I worked, the special ed kids were often playing with themselves or grabbing a teacher's boobs. of course, nobody could really get mad at them... so yes, the ideal condition for Joe. also: www.tard-blog.com not sure if it's true but pretty damn funny |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:19pm - assuck ""] dysentery |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:20pm - korpse-l- ""] what's better than being happy all the time, grabbing boobs, playing with yourself, and having tard strength. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:20pm - paganmegan ""] yum, dysentery this is the best lunchtime thread |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:25pm - assuck ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:35pm - paganmegan ""] delicious |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:35pm - ram_girl ""] Herpes because I would never go away and could keep coming back to make my Host miserable. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:35pm - assuck ""] i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:36pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:36pm - paganmegan ""] assuck said:i figured i'd make your lunch that much less appetizing nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:37pm - assuck ""] paganmegan said: nah, it makes it all the more appetizing I eat dysentery for breakfast oooh, we have something in common |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:38pm - ram_girl ""] Joe/NotCommon said:herpes and girlfriends sound like the same thing. HAHAHA.....then it sounds like I already have the potential of being a disease! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 4,2004 1:18am - silky ""] I would be elephantitis of the genitals for obvious reasons. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 28,2005 10:36pm - MindsMirrors ""] I'd be infantile Diabetes. Because I fucking hate kids. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 28,2005 11:15pm - th3rdknuckle ""] i'd be SCHIZOPHRENIA What? Who said that? Oh, you again! DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 29,2005 1:49am - ArmageddAnne ""] Black plague |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 29,2005 1:49am - ArmageddAnne ""] why? EXTINCTION OF MANKIND |