An Xmas gift from Martha[views:2402][posts:19]_____________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:24pm - Nate ""] Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year? I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc. These slippers aresoft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags. Happiest of holidays........ Martha Stewart [img] |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:25pm - succubus ""] hey! i'm wearing one of those now!! oops TMI! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:26pm - paganmegan ""] that is one of the scariest things I have ever seen |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:27pm - assuck ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at least shes making good use of her time |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:27pm - succubus ""] tampons scare me...the idea of putting cotton inside me...no thanks hence i use pads |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:35pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Martha Stewart killed Laci Peterson |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:38pm - litacore ""] she's in the same resort prison ("Camp Cupcake"?) that once hosted Squeaky Fromme |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:39pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I just don't understand how she hasn't been charged with murder. She killed Anne Nicole Smith too. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:40pm - paganmegan ""] and is responsible for 9/11 |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:41pm - assuck ""] if martha doesnt get the death penalty, the terrorists win |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:41pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] you are just being crazy |
| _________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:41pm - ram_girl ""] succubus said:hey! i'm wearing one of those now!! oops TMI! But not on your feet!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:42pm - paganmegan ""] martha stewart is unpatriotic and so are those slippers |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:44pm - assuck ""] the more i look at those slippers, the more comfortable they look |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:45pm - paganmegan ""] everyone should just frolic around with maxi pads and tampons on their feet |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:45pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i use living animals as my slippers |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:46pm - paganmegan ""] piranahs? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:46pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] puppies |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:47pm - paganmegan ""] hahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 1:48pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i smash their teeth out, stick my feet in their mouths, and tie straps around their muzzles to keep them in place. |