It burns when I pee!![views:2147][posts:21]__________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:51pm - Dissector ""] Really bad. All day. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Did you clean your wang with Bath and Body Works Gel? That shit will burn you. I learned my lesson and now I use soap like Brasky would. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:53pm - Dissector ""] Actually, I did use that last night when I took a shower but I dont think it got near my scrum-diddly-umshish |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:56pm - KeithMutiny ""] herpies |
| _____________________________ [Dec 6,2004 9:58pm - mOe ""] "He once ate the Bible while water skiing!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury" "I once threw a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!" |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:00pm - Dissector ""] haha I love those skits! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A Story about Bath and Body Works Shower Gel and my Wang. I cleaned my wang with it once and had an allergic reaction. Then the shithead doctors at St. Elizabeth's diagnosed it as Chlamydia even though I told them that I was in a long-term relationship and my girlfriend was disease free. So they gave me some antibiotics for chlamydia that actually made the reaction worse. The next day I went to MGH and my doctor was like "IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET YOUR PENIS AMPUTATED STAY AWAY FROM SAINT ELIZABETH'S!" |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:04pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:05pm - KeithMutiny ""] bob has no wang? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I still have it, if I had continued seeing the douchebag doctors at St. E's I would not |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:06pm - KeithMutiny ""] ya well, you anally fist fuck your children... i reputable source told me so |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] whatever you false truth speaking rapist |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] "Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos." |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:10pm - Dissector ""] this thread is officially Bill Brasky quotes. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:12pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I can't believe the Best Of Will Ferrel dvd didn't have a Brasky skit. Vol. 2 has one but I want a compilation of all the Brasky skits. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:13pm - succubus ""] hmmm well i have a cyst and it sucks |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:16pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Brasky has a cyst!? It must be cancerous as hell and full of vitriol and two full grown cougars!! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:20pm - succubus ""] myne is not cancer |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 10:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Brasky |
| ________________________________ [Dec 6,2004 11:33pm - Abbath ""] masterbating with soap is not a good idea, it may feel good at the time but it'll burn all day long |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 3:11am - BestialOnslaught ""] Lotion's a bad idea too. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:11am - Todd(bombshelter) ""] Abbath said:masterbating with soap is not a good idea, it may feel good at the time but it'll burn all day long That's just completely wrong man.:ralphie: |