Why the hell would anyone want children?![views:2902][posts:42]_____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:05am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Whining little maggots! The highways are already crowded enough. 5 billion people on this plant already, we need a plague. http://www.scottpetersonfanclub.com/ :skull: |
| _______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:09am - dan. ""] holy god that rules |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:10am - the_reverend ""] um... is this 1987? (the year we hit 5 billion) 1999, we hit 6 billion |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:12am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Exactly, too many breeders! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:13am - Joe/NotCommon ""] the_reverend said:um... is this 1987? (the year we hit 5 billion) 1999, we hit 6 billion whats 1 billion among friends? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:20am - dan. ""] more importantly, scott peterson is finally getting the praise he deserves |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:21am - the_reverend ""] I think someone's coming out of the closet... I'm always willing to give my friend carina 1/2 a billion of my little friends in her mouth. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:36am - largefreakatzero ""] Shit, that's fucking hilarious. But yes, why do we need more people on this planet? Retards always ask my wife and I -- "when are you going to have kids" -- we tell them to fuck off. Currently wife is on the pill, but it's on my list of things to do to have my nuts clipped. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:40am - dan. ""] isnt there that band called 'gay for johnny depp'? (rgrrgsrg) they should change their name to 'gay for scott peterson'.....and then kill themselves |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:42am - Joe/NotCommon ""] You faggots keep talking about how the world is over populated, why don't you kill yourselves then? It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:50am - ram_girl ""] Joe/NotCommon said:You faggots keep talking about how the world is over populated, why don't you kill yourselves then? It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa. You tell em, Joe!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:53am - kellthevalkyrie ""] heh. all the fishing references on the website ar pretty funny. someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:53am - Nate ""] Joe/NotCommon said: It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa. the somerville comment is hilarious, I actually laughed here at work and people wondered why. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:55am - Nate ""] kellthevalkyrie said: someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves. when you decide to have kids you'll learn that the slave thing doesn't work out to well. If you want slaves you may want to come up with a plan b. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:56am - kellthevalkyrie ""] Nate said: when you decide to have kids you'll learn that the slave thing doesn't work out to well. If you want slaves you may want to come up with a plan b. Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll have to hire midgets instead. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 10:59am - Nate ""] can you trade kids in for midgets? maybe that could be my plan b? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:02am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:24am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I would like to bang a little midget girl before I die. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:34am - Joe/NotCommon ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I would like to bang a little midget girl before I die. haha me too, it would be so awesome. then id probably murder them |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:39am - dreadkill ""] kellthevalkyrie said:heh. all the fishing references on the website ar pretty funny. someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves. i was thinking the same thing when i read the title of this thread |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:40am - dreadkill ""] i only want kids so i can give them fucked up names like rulf and fuckulus and do experiments on them. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:45am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I hope if I ever have a daughter that she isn't hot because horrible ideas would cloud my judgement |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:46am - dreadkill ""] my daughter rulf is going to be the homecoming queen |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:50am - the_reverend ""] and if she's not, it's back in the box she goes. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:52am - dreadkill ""] i am going to bark like a dog at my kids for the first 5 years of their lives and see how fucked up they turn out. then i'll yell at them for not knowing how to talk. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 11:53am - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:and if she's not, it's back in the box she goes. if she loses the crown, she goes back to the box missing a body part. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 2:35pm - Josh_Martin ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead. I did coke with Beatlejuice from the Howard Stern show once. It was off a bathroom sink in a bar. He didn't have to bend over to do his line off the sink. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:28pm - armageddonday ""] No kids, no cats, no dogs, no gods, no masters, no husband. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:37pm - KeithMutiny ""] im gonna start an army of children and rats |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:41pm - armageddonday ""] You should start an army of children to feed rats..and me. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:42pm - paganmegan ""] armageddonday said:No kids, no cats, no dogs, no gods, no masters, no husband. thats just a great philosophy for life |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:52pm - armageddonday ""] I failed the last one once, but we got married so I could move here so we could live together, the was the only way. Doesn't count. Never believed in marriage, didn't at the time, still don't, and never will. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 3:59pm - succubus ""] yeesh you peope are negative! i want babies and the rev and i plan on having at least a couple of rttp spawn.. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:00pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I love this forum |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:00pm - Christraper ""] I dont want kids ever. Im afraid ill only have beautiful daughters that want to date guys like me. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:01pm - armageddonday ""] I'll babysit them if you buy me a case of beer and some weed....as long as you have cable and/or gamecube, playstation...or some shit like that. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:02pm - ram_girl ""] succubus said:yeesh you peope are negative! i want babies and the rev and i plan on having at least a couple of rttp spawn.. Finally, a ray of light in a dark tunnel.... My answer, because kids are awesome! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:02pm - Christraper ""] but that would be pointless because id be drinking and smoking right next to you. we'd have to find another babysitter. |
| _____________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:11pm - Nate ""] bah, for the most part kids are cool. I have 2 kids(my son Alex just turned 1 and my daughter Xena is 8 1/2). Honestly they have helped make it so I don't go out and get myself arrested or killed for that matter. In a corny kinda way my kids have saved me on numerous occasions. But those of you who don't want them or are prepared than wait till you are ready or life becomes a hell you wish you could get out of. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:14pm - armageddonday ""] Oh, I'm ready I just dont want any. I raised my brother alone with my mom, I was 12 when he was born. If I decide I want one, adoption is a good option. "but that would be pointless because id be drinking and smoking right next to you. we'd have to find another babysitter." Why another babysitter? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:21pm - Christraper ""] drinking and smoking might lead to other acts of naugtiness not suitable for the eyes of children....besides kids are fuckin annoying. fuck babysitting. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:26pm - swamplorddvm ""] No shit. Human reproduction makes me sick! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:27pm - Cryptic Anthony ""] Josh_Martin said:Joe/NotCommon said:I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead. I did coke with Beatlejuice from the Howard Stern show once. It was off a bathroom sink in a bar. He didn't have to bend over to do his line off the sink. hahahahahaa |