Worst thing that has been in your mouth[views:17809][posts:126]__________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:33pm - ram_girl ""] For me...it was a live spider! and you thought this would be dirty, eh! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:35pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] A HOCKEY STICK, AS IT SMASHED MY TEETH. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:38pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] AND I DID RETURN TO SET UP THE GAME WINNING GOAL. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:41pm - suckreligion ""] this weird candy i ate once that tasted like shaving cream... or maybe it was shaving cream. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:43pm - ram_girl ""] KING NOOSEBOMB said:AND I DID RETURN TO SET UP THE GAME WINNING GOAL. Now, thats what I call a team player! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:44pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:50pm - Robdeadskin ""] The lung butter i spit up this morning! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 12:53pm - dreadkill ""] i spit up some nasty lung butter this morning too. it was green and viscous |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:00pm - ram_girl ""] I have been coughing up nasty lung butter and blowing out gross sinus butter for over a week now!!! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:00pm - dan. ""] horse cock! oops i thought this said best! glaven! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:06pm - ram_girl ""] dan. said:horse cock! oops i thought this said best! glaven! You got that on video? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:07pm - dan. ""] no i got it on my chin but dont worry i licked it up |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:10pm - Christraper ""] My ex-girlfriends pussy. Apparently shed been fuckin around on me with more than one guy soooooo yea thats gross. VERY glad i didnt catch anything..... And i cough up lung butter every morning. Its always grey and black. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:12pm - ram_girl ""] dan. said:no i got it on my chin but dont worry i licked it up and you didn't tape it for the world (or just us perverts) to witness! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:14pm - dan. ""] i totally taped horse cock to my face! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:20pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:And i cough up lung butter every morning. Its always grey and black. I believe that is actually called resin! |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:36pm - babysbreath@school ""] falafel... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 1:44pm - stainless ""] odoul's non alchaholic |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:06pm - th3rdknuckle ""] broken windshield glass: car accident |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:08pm - the_reverend ""] water from the bottom of a marsh WITH tadpoles in it as I was cyphoning something. I swallowed some too.. barf... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:08pm - succubus ""] my answer: it WASN'T the rev's pee =))) |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:16pm - armageddonday ""] Some bad beer I had at Thee Bradness last month... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:17pm - litacore ""] dr. pepper how can anyone like that drink *shudder* |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:23pm - paganmegan ""] I think keystone light is the nastiest thing I have ever attempted to consume |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] I don't know. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:33pm - largefreakatzero ""] Not sure if it's the nastiest, because I don't remember a good part of my life, but a large swig of beer containing several cig-butts is always less than pleasant. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:34pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""] hey this thread is the worst thing,not grossest,you guys are nasty,anyway worst thing i had was a whole habanero,a friend told me to close my eyes and try something ,so i did ,holy christ was that shit hot! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:38pm - the_reverend ""] one word... "cotton" *barfs* |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:41pm - swamplorddvm ""] Alicias turd. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:47pm - lady_czerach ""] the_reverend said:water from the bottom of a marsh WITH tadpoles in it as I was cyphoning something. I swallowed some too.. barf... ROFLOL. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:49pm - ninkaszi ""] keystone light, and my own cum. about equal. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:49pm - Christraper ""] how did you manage to get your own cum in your mouth? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:51pm - ninkaszi ""] girlfriend jerked me off and it landed on my lip. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:52pm - Christraper ""] hahahahahahaha!!!!!! yea....it happens..... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:53pm - swamplorddvm ""] hahahaha so what I ate out a chick after I... you know. But it was up in there so I didn't get any... YOU KNOW... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:53pm - succubus ""] and that was the worst mike? c;mon..it came outta you...if that was your worst, then it's not that bad at all |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:54pm - ninkaszi ""] it happend a few times with my ex, even went in my eye once haha. that sucked. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:54pm - Christraper ""] it was actually mine, hes just forgetting the details.... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 4:55pm - ninkaszi ""] yeah its not all that bad if it's mine, just a little salty. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:09pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Pure DXM is a really really fucking hard taste to get out of your mouth. Biting into a jabaniero pepper isn't too pleasant. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:11pm - Rich Horror NLI ""] My own sperm. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:37pm - ninkaszi ""] fuck, i forgot about pure dxm. that is by far the worst thing i have ever tasted. holy shit thats bad. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 12:52am - lysistrata32 ""] goose liver, fois gras |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 12:55am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Moxie, fucking Ted Williams |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:19am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] haha, first thing i thought of when i saw this thread was Moxie. Most vile substance ever created. here's a short list for me: Moxie, of course dirt bugs beef stroganof any type of seafood any type of beer (i inadvertantly took a swig one time, didn't swallow but my god, i have no clue how anyone can drink beer. just not for me...anywho, back on track) novacaine...one time i had to have 4 shots of novacaine for an insanely small cavity, and some splashed on my tongue. blech the residue left from when they file down fillings. blaaaaah having dry mouth would count too i suppose...that's the worst feeling, besides having my right knee cap dislocated 4 inches to the right of where it's supposed to be for 4 hours. delicious. deoderant...don't ask some mexican candy that is literally coated with soap soap shampoo conditioner a combination of the last 3 and for the record, i love dr. pepper. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:25am - the_reverend ""] purfume those white chunks that come up from your throat |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 2:26am - the_reverend ""] duran flavored anything... especially cookies |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 3:20am - attendmyrequiem ""] Moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine. all i have to say is nothing mixes better with whiskey than moxie. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 9,2004 11:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] hahahahaha...."moxie is fucking amazing, but i'm from maine." if that's not the funniest excuse i've ever heard, i don't know what is. i still hate moxie. nothing worse than clove flavored soda. blech |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 3:09am - BestialOnslaught ""] Yeah, Moxie is awful. Had a gf in high school that loved it, I thought she was crazy. Well, I thought she was crazy cause she was a fucking nutjob. But anyway, yeah, bad soda... |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 3:22am - attendmyrequiem ""] the only people i know who drink moxie are from maine or alcoholics so obviously it's a man's man drink. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:11am - blue nli ""] i enjoy moxie. massahusetts born and raised. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:13am - the_reverend ""] oh the playground is where you spent most of your days... |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:15am - blue nli ""] chillin out, relaxin, maxin and cool...while shooting some b-ball outside of the school? dare i? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:17am - succubus ""] you have to hear him sing along with the opening credits...it's awesome and i giggle everytime |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:17am - ram_girl ""] Yo, Homes.....smell ya later! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 10:32am - the_rooster ""] a whole lotta stones, gravel, dirt and broken teeth after i flipped my bike in the middle of the steet about 8 years ago. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 10,2004 11:50am - nel ""] caterpillars.Apparently, I used to chew those critters when I was a lil'n. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 11:57am - paganmegan ""] I still think keystone light is the worst, natty ice is way up there too, whats a living insect to that nasty sludge? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:13pm - Christraper ""] I forgot about Vegimite. That shits disgusting. Anyone ever try that anywhere? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:15pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:I forgot about Vegimite. That shits disgusting. Anyone ever try that anywhere? yes someone at work went to australia and brought it back YUCK |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:18pm - ram_girl ""] succubus said:Christraper said:I forgot about Vegimite. That shits disgusting. Anyone ever try that anywhere? yes someone at work went to australia and brought it back YUCK I just took a whiff of it and thought I was going to puke! Never mind putting it on a cracker or bread and eating it, like our other co-workers did!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:20pm - Christraper ""] My stepfathers british and fiends for that shit like its crack or something. I ate it once and fuckin gagged. Totally killed my buzz too. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:23pm - succubus ""] i didn't try it this time around..tried it long ago though i still haven't replied.. my answer is soo gross though.. i was FORCED to eat it... and i put it in my mouth...chewed and gagged and then spit it out and got yelled at *shudders* |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:28pm - Christraper ""] Yea me too. I was 10 and my mom was like "Try it you like it". Actually it was more like "Eat this now or im gonna kick your ass again". Probably the grossest thing ive ever tasted. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:29pm - ram_girl ""] succubus said:i didn't try it this time around..tried it long ago though i still haven't replied.. my answer is soo gross though.. i was FORCED to eat it... and i put it in my mouth...chewed and gagged and then spit it out and got yelled at *shudders* SHIT...you just reminded of a childhood one that I had erased from my mind because it was sooo horrible!! LIVER....(BLEH)....My mother and douchebag stepfather would force me to eat it as a kid....as I was sitting there gagging, dry heaving and crying.....that fucking shit is so nasty, no wonder I had forgotten. Also, stogies (some kind of cigars) because my (again, douchebag) stepfather made me smoke about 5 of them (and inhale) in a row when I was about 5 or 6 because I stole one of my mother's cigarettes and tried to smoke it! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:30pm - Christraper ""] wow what an asshole |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:31pm - paganmegan ""] What exactly is in that stuff, (pardon my ignorance)? ?? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:31pm - Christraper ""] my mom used to beat the shit out of me when i was younger |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:32pm - Christraper ""] paganmegan said:What exactly is in that stuff, (pardon my ignorance)? ?? its this dark brown shit colored substance that kind of has the same texture as peanut butter but its really just whipped dog shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:33pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:wow what an asshole Yup, you wouldn't know the half of it..... To this day, I can't stand the smell of any cigars! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:36pm - paganmegan ""] Christraper said:paganmegan said:What exactly is in that stuff, (pardon my ignorance)? ?? its this dark brown shit colored substance that kind of has the same texture as peanut butter but its really just whipped dog shit. sounds fucking delicious |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:38pm - Christraper ""] paganmegan said:sounds fucking delicious yea theres nothing id enjoy more right now than a big bowl of vegimite. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:40pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:my mom used to beat the shit out of me when i was younger I probably should have spent years in therapy to cope with the shit that scumbag put me through and how my mom didn't seem to care....but fuck it, I turned out a way better person than anyone ever thought I would! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:43pm - Christraper ""] Its kinda funny that i used to get beat up by a girl when i was little. Actually no its not. Well yea it is kinda but not really. No its not funny, nevermind. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:44pm - Christraper ""] yea it is |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:44pm - Christraper ""] but only if it wasnt me |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:49pm - ram_girl ""] you trying to convince us or yourself? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:49pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:Yea me too. I was 10 and my mom was like "Try it you like it". Actually it was more like "Eat this now or im gonna kick your ass again". Probably the grossest thing ive ever tasted. are you taknig about vegamite? that's not my answer.. my answer is too gross to post LOL |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:51pm - Christraper ""] ram_girl said:you trying to convince us or yourself? not sure |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:51pm - Christraper ""] succubus said:my answer is too gross to post what was it mountain oysters or something? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:52pm - ram_girl ""] succubus said:Christraper said:Yea me too. I was 10 and my mom was like "Try it you like it". Actually it was more like "Eat this now or im gonna kick your ass again". Probably the grossest thing ive ever tasted. are you taknig about vegamite? that's not my answer.. my answer is too gross to post LOL No its not! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:53pm - ram_girl ""] paganmegan said:What exactly is in that stuff, (pardon my ignorance)? ?? Oh, and its made mostly of yeast! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:53pm - succubus ""] ram_girl said:succubus said:Christraper said:Yea me too. I was 10 and my mom was like "Try it you like it". Actually it was more like "Eat this now or im gonna kick your ass again". Probably the grossest thing ive ever tasted. are you taknig about vegamite? that's not my answer.. my answer is too gross to post LOL No its not! YES IT IS! You've never tried it YUCK YUCK BARF YUCK |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:53pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:succubus said:my answer is too gross to post what was it mountain oysters or something? NOPE |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:54pm - Christraper ""] i still think its whipped dog shit |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:54pm - succubus ""] HINT: It came from an animal |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:54pm - Christraper ""] succubus said:NOPE was it........gizzards? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:55pm - Christraper ""] Mountain oysters come from bulls |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:55pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:succubus said:NOPE was it........gizzards? nope! not liver, not eyeballs... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:55pm - Christraper ""] monkey or calf brains? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:56pm - Christraper ""] rat? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:56pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper, it took me about 5 or 6 guesses to figure out what Succubus was referring too.... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:56pm - succubus ""] nope, nope and nope |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:56pm - Christraper ""] my ex girlfriends vagina? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:56pm - succubus ""] nope |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:57pm - Christraper ""] you can call me Jay |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:57pm - Christraper ""] um.... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:57pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:you can call me Jay that wasn't it either harhar ;) |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:57pm - Christraper ""] caviar? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:58pm - ram_girl ""] Oh, OK...Jay! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:58pm - Christraper ""] Die Winters? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:58pm - succubus ""] nope...ok here's a hint.. i would walk in from school and the stench would enter my lungs.. it smelled so horrible that my parents used to boil it in beer and whatever else... i'm gagging thinking about this ewww |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:59pm - Christraper ""] cabbage? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:59pm - Christraper ""] fish? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 12:59pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:cabbage? nope but weird that ram girl guessed that too! lol |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:00pm - succubus ""] Christraper said:fish? no it's a part of an animal... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:00pm - the_reverend ""] I believe I just sneezed it out on to my hand/facial hair. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:00pm - Christraper ""] bile? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:01pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I believe I just sneezed it out on to my hand/facial hair. noooo you should know it! because i've told you this story |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:01pm - paganmegan ""] pig testicles? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:01pm - Christraper ""] i give up, what the hell are you talking about? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:01pm - succubus ""] nope nope i'm surprised no one guessed yet |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:02pm - ram_girl ""] I guessed but am sworn to secrecy! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:02pm - Christraper ""] intestines? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:03pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] rocky mountain oysters? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:03pm - Christraper ""] i already asked that one |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:03pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:intestines? Warmer.... |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:04pm - Christraper ""] blatter? kidneys? colon? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:05pm - ram_girl ""] Christraper said:blatter? kidneys? colon? General vicinity! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:06pm - Christraper ""] i dont know. i have to go eat lunch but when i get back i expect someone to tell me so i can curse the day i didnt pay attention in biology. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:09pm - paganmegan ""] stomach? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:12pm - succubus ""] paganmegan said:stomach? YES you win! tripe grosssss |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:14pm - ram_girl ""] Now ask her what the prize is!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:20pm - paganmegan ""] Oh sweet jesus. what is the prize? heh |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:20pm - paganmegan ""] indeed that is pukey |
| __________________________________ [Dec 10,2004 1:44pm - malettey ""] i gotta agree with MarkfuckingRichards when he listed novacain as one - i hear ya dude! i've mistaken a very very hot pepper for a pickle at a restaurant once or twice...not a pleasant surprise! brussels sprouts - blegh!!!! dirt those Harry Potter jellybeans with weird flavors like boogers, black pepper, and vomit |