Top 5 Worst Venue Bathrooms - Post Em[views:22019][posts:98]________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:15am - XmikeX ""] in my opinion.... 5. Cafe Mio after the singer of Ground Zero broke the toilet (ugh) 4. The Safari Lounge....enough said 3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts" 2. The El En Gee, most of the urinals didn't work, there was only 1 stall there was no door for it whatsoever, and it was covered in god knows what. 1. The Living Room (back in the day) - scum covered floors, urinals that were so low, so small, and so far away that there was no way to take a piss without showing off your dick to whoever happened to open the door, and the remains of a toilet in the back. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""] 5. obriens pub 4. obriens pub 3. obriens pub 2. obriens pub 1. obriens pub |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:35am - Todd(bombshelter) ""] The Rat |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:57am - BornSoVile ""] the red zone in queens gets my vote. obriens is bad. club marque sucks. the palladium at a metalfest is always interesting. the choppin block was nothing special. i won't include the shit i saw in south america. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:18am - handinjury ""] The living room around 2001. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 6:48am - succubus ""] port-o-let's at a concert festival |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 7:36am - succubus ""] this is a funny thread people should post more |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 8:17am - largefreakatzero ""] Club Babyhead years ago -- foul, foul, foul... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 8:22am - SuperFly ""] cbgb's, (nyc), and gilman street (san fran, ca.) |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 8:52am - XmikeX ""] On a side note I'd have to say the nicest venue bathroom probably has to goto the Bomb Shelter |
| ______________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:00am - Nate ""] Joe/NotCommon said:5. obriens pub 4. obriens pub 3. obriens pub 2. obriens pub 1. obriens pub DITTO |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:02am - Josh_hates_you ""] living room of old. seriously the troth in front of the door sucked. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:06am - suckreligion ""] someone had the fantastic idea of puking in the urinal at work today. Good thing the cleaning guy called in sick or I'd have worry about taking leak without vomit falling on my dick. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:06am - b00bies ""] YUCK! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:21am - blue ""] XmikeX said:in my opinion.... 3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts" that place definetly gets my vote. when we played there, the only light coming in was from in the club. i was peeing in the dark, i hope i got it in something. :pukeface: |
| ____________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] what about club 121 in brockon |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 10:02am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] you guys remember the first metalfest at the palladium? I walked into the men's room ther and there was this deluge of shitwater covering the floor. I remember there was cup full of piss witth a straw init on the back of one of the toilets. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 10:40am - Bestial0nslaught ""] When I give head any bathroom will do. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:57am - wakeoftears ""] There are a couple bathroom's in my house, if thats the case... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:02pm - dirteecrayon ""] the bathroom at Le Medley in Canada wasn't bad until security came in to remove a guy that was hiding in one of the stalls. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:08pm - suckreligion ""] Worst 1. Springdale Turnhall 2. Club 305 3. Livingroom Best 1. Lucky Dog Music Hall (naked chicks on the walls) 2. The Compound (except for the stall) |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:31pm - dirteecrayon ""] dunno if it's still there but when i went to the compound there was a futon in the bathroom. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:32pm - RichHorror ""] I've never seen a bathroom that could come close to the old Living Room. The first time I played there it had blood on the floor and a syringe in the urinal. Awesome. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] the All Asia bathroom was the nicest, until Alex pissed all over the walls. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:36pm - succubus ""] i like the all asia bathroom i took pictures in there actually |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 12:51pm - MarkKevorkian ""] Cbgb The Rat |
| _______________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:05pm - silky ""] the rat's bathroooms were the fucking worst. that entire place reeked of urine at all times. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:07pm - Lincoln ""] O'Briens hands down.....theres no other venue I've ever been to where I've felt safer pissing on the floor. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:10pm - Lincoln ""] silky said:the rat's bathroooms were the fucking worst. that entire place reeked of urine at all times. Yeah I remember being there a few times and sticking to the floor. I never asked why...didn't want to know. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:51pm - metal_church101 ""] 1. O'Brien's. 2. The Compound (the stall). Pretty bad when you sit on the throne and the seat isn't even attached and you go sliding right off. 3. The Chopping Block wreeked of piss bretty bad. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 1:54pm - Hooker ""] The Rat was pretty terrible. I saw Cannibal Corpse there on the vile tour and was so thirsty by the end of the night that I actually drank from that sink. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:04pm - RustedAngel ""] I don't know what half of you are talking about, how clean does the place need to be for you to take a piss? I don't touch anything in a bathroom except the door to get into it. Are you referring to taking a shit and actually sitting down on the toilet? who does that anyways, hover over that shit if you have too. Or put lots of toilet paper down. O'briens, looked fine to me but was kinda weird that the door is next to the stage. The choppin block, looked clean to me! The Bombshelter, usually fine. The palladium downstairs bathroom is usually the nastiest bathroom I've ever been in. Because you know you're walking in piss. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:10pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah, I've dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool in O'Brien's a bunch of times and never noticed anything all that horrid. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:11pm - Hooker ""] RustedAngel said:I don't know what half of you are talking about, how clean does the place need to be for you to take a piss? I don't touch anything in a bathroom except the door to get into it. Are you referring to taking a shit and actually sitting down on the toilet? who does that anyways, hover over that shit if you have too. Or put lots of toilet paper down. O'briens, looked fine to me but was kinda weird that the door is next to the stage. The choppin block, looked clean to me! The Bombshelter, usually fine. The palladium downstairs bathroom is usually the nastiest bathroom I've ever been in. Because you know you're walking in piss. How about the olfactory? the block's bathroom smells like you're living inside a jar of decade-old piss. Obrien's smells like low tide. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:37pm - Dicknose ""] I dont' know why everyones saying the old Living room, its still fuckin gross haha! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:42pm - lynneaus ""] The Rat had bathrooms??? hahaha i never ventured near them... i always made sure i went before i went to a show. the bathrooms during the first NEMF were bad... but since then they have people come in to clean during the day during the fest. i think worst location of a bathroom has to go to The Opera House in Toronto.... you have to go to the back of the venue (which is really the front and the lobby) and go down this flight of stairs that are wicked steep and narrow and shaky.... whoever designed this didnt not care about drunk people! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:44pm - anonymous ""] suckreligion said: Best 1. Lucky Dog Music Hall (naked chicks on the walls) its not that there are naked chicks on the wall, its the fact that the majority of them are THICK, GORGEOUS women with none of that emaciated crap. curves all around, its heaven to say the least. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 2:46pm - retzam ""] lynneaus said:The Rat had bathrooms??? hahaha i never ventured near them... i always made sure i went before i went to a show. the bathrooms during the first NEMF were bad... but since then they have people come in to clean during the day during the fest. i think worst location of a bathroom has to go to The Opera House in Toronto.... you have to go to the back of the venue (which is really the front and the lobby) and go down this flight of stairs that are wicked steep and narrow and shaky.... whoever designed this didnt not care about drunk people! I hate stairs at venues. I always die on them. At Lamb Of God I tried to run down the concrete stairs on the balcony of the Palladium. Not a very wise idea. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:29pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Livingroom,(back in the day). Hands down worst ever. They didn't even have urinals, they had a big trough(like a horse would drink from) & it was always overflowing. The sight & smell was unhuman. No Contest |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:41pm - dneirflrigruoydeliani ""] obrians and 242 main in burlington vt, if you havnt been there you are in for a discusting treat. Not only does the lights not work, it doesnt have a window, and it smells worse then obrians...oh and you probably dont want to touch the doorknob either |
| ________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 9:42pm - phobia ""] living room guys bathroom a few years ago... -the girl's wasn't pretty either, but the guy's bathroom definitely won the prize |
| _________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:18pm - XmikeX ""] HAHAHA i love how agreed upon it is that the living room several years back was the grossest thing ever. i never got a chance to experience the 121 bathrooms, but seeing as how central brockton back then WAS a toilet in and of itself I can only imagine the splenders it beheld. |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:23pm - mark fucking richards ""] aside from venues, the worst bathroom EVER is the men's room upstairs at priority music complex in hanson, ma. xmikex knows what i'm talking about. it's haunted, stinky, bug infested, and just plain disgusting. one time the water turned on by itself after my cousin bill cut his ear in our old practice room...creepy as hell. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:40pm - dread_104 ""] o'briens hands down! a few weeks ago i got a mad case o' the runs about an hour before we went on. i shit three times in that hour, and the fuckin' door to the stall was ripped off the hinges. it's kinda hard to hover while propping up a six foot piece of wood all the while vomiting out of your ass. then, last night, i took a piss in there, and there was a colony of little flies on top of the urinal. just hanging out. it's december! it was 15 friggin' degrees out. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:46pm - jay-ganihm ""] the rat. hands down worst men's room ever. as for places that arent defunct... o'briens is pretty gross bloodstains' bathroom is just ridiculous |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 21,2004 11:52pm - projectilevomit ""] when the spaces in olney villie were around the "providence civic center" was fuckin horrid! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 12:16am - MikeHuntStinks ""] I would have to say that time I pissed in that bitch's mouth |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:29pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] i don't know if it's been said or not yet, but - SAFARI LOUNGE |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:31pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] dirteecrayon said:dunno if it's still there but when i went to the compound there was a futon in the bathroom. yes! now they have a TV as well! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:36pm - Hooker ""] and not that it's a venue, but the wearhouse in Brockton where ascendancy practices..... ugh. fucking horrible. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:40pm - succubus ""] Hooker said:and not that it's a venue, but the wearhouse in Brockton where ascendancy practices..... ugh. fucking horrible. i agree i went in to pee and it just crawled back up and i couldn't pee hahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:44pm - the_rooster ""] nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:50pm - succubus ""] the_rooster said:nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. hahaha i remember him telling me about that...the girls bathroom smelled from what i remember too |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 1:53pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] All the guys hate the O'Brien's bathroom...it makes me want to check it out. I don't think the ladies room is so bad...small...but the toilet is bolted to the floor... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 2:06pm - Lincoln ""] kellthevalkyrie said:All the guys hate the O'Brien's bathroom...it makes me want to check it out. I don't think the ladies room is so bad...small...but the toilet is bolted to the floor... I wouldn't go in there if I were you....people have been known to come out of that bathroom not quite the same. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 2:39pm - gorgish ""] in miami this place called "the ally" i think... room REEKED TO HIGH HELL and the door couldn't close at all. you couldn't walk near the bathroom without wanting to gag. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 3:00pm - the_reverend ""] I thought you lost your gag-reflex? I love the livingroom!!! pissing while watching the band over your sholder is the best! the bathroom at the rat wasn't bad at all. obrien's is pretty bad... the choppin block smelled like piss, but was pretty clean. worst bathroom goes to NORTHERN LIGHTS (albany) anyone who was there for the shit-swastika (shitstika) knows what's up.. or was it a shit cross? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 3:44pm - BornSoVile ""] oh fuck, I totally forgot about the shitstika! that was brutal! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 5:18pm - pisscup ""] We had the same dead goldfish floating in a sea of vomit in the sink at the Gee for at least 2 months. You don't know how much I miss that place |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 5:33pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] Obriens is up there The Living Room has had the same toilet overflowing for at least 5 years Chopping Block The Rat (RIP) |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2004 6:01pm - .b. ""] I just took a sweet dump in a clean bathroom, I can shit anywhere. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 22,2004 6:47pm - DEATH2ALL ""] this is too funny! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2004 4:13pm - Randy ""] The RAT was definitely the worst of all. Although when DISRUPT was in Germany in 1993 we played at this place in Nurnberg that had this outdoor outhouse type thing. You could smell it from hundreds of feet away, literally. One of our singers took a shit in the woods rather than going in there. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 28,2004 4:19pm - SuperFly ""] i was going to list that one, but couldn't remember where it was. and it was pete who shit in the woods. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 28,2004 5:05pm - anonymous ""] CBGB's of course and, ABC NO RIO, NY. NY.(human fieces in corner of club indicated no bathroom) |
| _______________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:23pm - poop ""] Hanover House Meriden,Ct El N Gee New London,Ct CBGB'S New York,New York |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:28pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] the palladium bathroom floors sweat urine |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:30pm - KeithMutiny ""] the rat did suck, but id have to say the espresso bar, about a week before it closed, and people stopped givin a fuck about it... then we smashed a hole through to the womens room... the good ol days |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 5:09pm - KeithMutiny ""] the bathroom at alex's in stoughton (worst strip club on earth) on christmas eve 2 years ago... fuckin nasty, i swear there were crabs breeding in the urine on the floor |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 5:16pm - Josh_Martin ""] Randy said:The RAT was definitely the worst of all. Although when DISRUPT was in Germany in 1993 we played at this place in Nurnberg that had this outdoor outhouse type thing. You could smell it from hundreds of feet away, literally. One of our singers took a shit in the woods rather than going in there. Did you guys use any of the rest-area bathrooms on the autobahn? I saw one shitter that didn't even have a toilet in it. Just a hole in the ground with two straps to hang on to hanging down from the ceiling. It looked like the set of a snuff film. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 5:20pm - Josh_Martin ""] I shat in CBGB bathroom once. We played a show there with Napalm Death. We got there early and the doors hadn't opened yet so I thought it might be safe to shit in. I REALLY had to go. I went downstairs and fucking Napalm Death were having a photo session in the bathroom. (like, "look how punk rock we are, we're in the bathroom at CBs", wicked gay) so I had to wait for them to finish and finally got to shit. Finished just in time to not lose my privacy. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 7:37pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] I dont give a fuck, Ill shit anywhere. Id shit in the mosh pit. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 7:38pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] ohh, and I am a gay fag. and have no balls. I also, like to get fucked by big black guys while watching the Andy Dick show. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 7:39pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] in my ass. my mom took my virginity, and my motorbike away. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 7:42pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] I'll kick all these fags asses so high. they will see the stratosphere. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 7:43pm - Radical_Dirt_Biker ""] I'll kick all these fags asses so high. they will see the stratosphere. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 8:55pm - Horror Tang ""] Club Babyhead |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2004 3:07am - hybrid ""] i always feel like im going to be molested or killed when im in the bombshelter bathroom... dont know why, just always do. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 7:22am - BARNEY GREENWAY ""] Josh_Martin said:I shat in CBGB bathroom once. We played a show there with Napalm Death. We got there early and the doors hadn't opened yet so I thought it might be safe to shit in. I REALLY had to go. I went downstairs and fucking Napalm Death were having a photo session in the bathroom. (like, "look how punk rock we are, we're in the bathroom at CBs", wicked gay) so I had to wait for them to finish and finally got to shit. Finished just in time to not lose my privacy. Shut your bloody mouth you bloody junkhead! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:02am - boxxy ""] when i saw this thread i immediately thought of the old living room. Worst by FAR! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:04am - Alexecutioner ""] after reading this thread i realized how much better the bathroom is at O'Briens now haha |
| _______________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:17am - boxxy ""] you have no idea. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:25am - Death_Metal_Jim ""] porta-potty stall #5 @ Maryland DeathFest VIII........ [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:27am - The_Rooster ""] the_rooster said:nothing will ever beat the shit-swastika in the bathroom at northern lights. i know the rev is with me on that one. A+ to whomever revived this thread, for reminding me that this happened. Also, Valentine's, downstairs. Filth. There's a trough. Pearl St. Nightclub in Northampton was pretty foul last night too. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:48am - Maxwell Smart's shoe phone ""] Non portapotty - which are always the worst 1. The Rat 2. Local 186 3. Manray 4. Any venue in Olneyville |
| _________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:50am - reimroc ""] a lot of really bad lavatories in here. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 9:58am - slymoe nli ""] XmikeX said:in my opinion.... 5. Cafe Mio after the singer of Ground Zero broke the toilet (ugh) 4. The Safari Lounge....enough said 3. The Red Zone Queens, NY - "I'll hold it till we get back to Massachusetts" 2. The El En Gee, most of the urinals didn't work, there was only 1 stall there was no door for it whatsoever, and it was covered in god knows what. 1. The Living Room (back in the day) - scum covered floors, urinals that were so low, so small, and so far away that there was no way to take a piss without showing off your dick to whoever happened to open the door, and the remains of a toilet in the back. ^^ completely backed^^ |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:42am - Alexecutioner ""] i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:47am - reimroc ""] Alexecutioner said:i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon its always worse for the females. imagine if we had to sit down on anything in any of the bathrooms listed in this thread? /dryheave |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:50am - Alexecutioner ""] reimroc said: Alexecutioner said:i've been told that the ladies room at Sammy's Patio was worse than the Men's room at the sound museum over on north beacon its always worse for the females. imagine if we had to sit down on anything in any of the bathrooms listed in this thread? /dryheave true, which is why i figured it had to be pretty bad if my girlfriend said she would rather piss in the men's bathroom at the sound museum over the woman's bathroom at Sammy's |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:50am - FuckIsMySignature ""] reimroc said:a lot of really bad lavatories in here. ha i remember when they used call the bathroom in school "the lav" |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:52am - Alexecutioner ""] people from England like to call them the "bog" as if people still piss in peat bogs these days |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:53am - FuckIsMySignature ""] bog of eternal stench ftw |
| __________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:53am - reimroc ""] FuckIsMySignature said: reimroc said:a lot of really bad lavatories in here. ha i remember when they used call the bathroom in school "the lav" yea i still drop the "lavatory" every now and again. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 10:55am - Alexecutioner ""] toilet of the infidel |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 11:03am - aaron_michael ""] The Meatlocker in somewhere NJ is pretty rancid. I went 5 blocks down the street to pinch a loaf. Most venues down south have gnarly toilets too. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 11:04am - XX chromosome type thing ""] The old ladies room at O'Briens was pretty hideous...now it is a haven of space and really bloody clean in comparison to many places. The ladies room at the Palladium is horrible. However, I think the Rat takes the cake for the worst where I have ever had the displeasure of hovering. Recently though, I had an amusing time at the ladies' facilities at Dingbatz in Clifton, NJ. I opened the door and there were these two people doing coke on the sink. Ok, whatever, but that bathroom was such that it was completely visible (sink area as soon as the door was opened) I just basically said carry on, I just have to pee. Second main issue with that place is that the stall is so short, anyone over 5'3 has their knees very uncomfortably pressed up against the stall door. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 11:13am - Bo Jackson NLI ""] [img] [img] YOU MUST PICK ONE |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 18,2010 11:14am - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha i refer to the bathroom at the Palladium as the "gas chamber" |