Wretched Asylum seeks bassist!!!!!OMG LOL!!![views:6574][posts:18]_______________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:26am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Well after nearly a year, we have decided to part ways with our current bassist. I am not going to say anything bad, I am not going to say anything good. This post is strictly to let others know that we are starting to audition bassists in the area starting this week. Steph was definitely a contributing member of Wretched Asylum, she just wasn't cut out for direction we are trying to take this entity. And that's that. Interested Bassists, go to www.wretchedasylum.com to check out what we are about, and go to www.myspace.com/wretchedasylum (there is a live track at this link that is not on our site) Must have experience, transportation, a job, professional attitude, and sick stage presence. We are looking for both female and male roles, not partial to either. Steph will be playing the last three shows coming up on the 23rd, 30th and 1st of the new year. After that we will be having the former JUNKCHIEF bassist filling in until we make a decision on a permanent member. Please, only serious and motivated individuals apply. Contact Phil at webmaster@wretchedasylum.com for more details. Note, we are a heavy/melodic theatric metal band. If not interested in the theatrical/image aspect, you are not for this band. Spread the Fucking Hatred! - Phil |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:49am - paganmegan ""] THEATRIC? female and male roles? This ad screams "DONG HUFFER" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I wonder if she broke up with the other feller from the band when they kicked her out. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:53am - paganmegan ""] maybe they kicked her out BECAUSE the broke up.... hmmmm. .... band politics... the moral of that story is DONT FUCK YOUR BAND MATES |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:54am - Joe/NotCommon ""] You better stop making out with larysa then |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:57am - paganmegan ""] HAHA you better stop molesting the boys on your label |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""] why? im not in their band? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 9:58am - paganmegan ""] still, its bad business to be engaging in said activities |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 10:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""] it's a label perk |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 10:09am - paganmegan ""] well, I'm sure you enjoy that perk to the fullest, sicko |
| _________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 11:05am - Abbath ""] now that she's out of the band does that mean we can gang bang her now? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 11:13am - paganmegan ""] Why should it have stopped you before? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 2:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Maybe she's died from the gallon of semen someone left in her stomach. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 24,2004 2:31pm - blue ""] paganmegan said:still, its bad business to be engaging in said activities i certainly dont think so. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 7:27pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Maybe she wasn't as turned on by all the rape threats as their singer was. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 7:30pm - retzam ""] Hahahahaha, she looks like Alexi. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 7:30pm - retzam ""] as in Alexi Laiho |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 7:38pm - assuck ""] it wont be as much fun gang raping her now that shes not in that band. i'm still up for the task, but it just wont be the same |
| ________________________________ [Dec 24,2004 7:47pm - retzam ""] By the way, that was no insult to her, Alexi is kind of...pretty. |