Who is the King Douche?[views:8192][posts:47][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:27am - WhyamIandasshole ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] I dont know if I can choose. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:31am - SuperFly ""] danzig by far. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:34am - paganmegan ""] I voted yngwie |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:37am - RustedAngel ""] simmons. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:40am - Lincoln ""] Gene Simmons is an asshole...but he's my idol as well so he didn't get the vote. have to say Yngwie Malmsteen. Yngwie, theres only one Ritchie Blackmore and you certainly ain't it!! |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:44am - Lincoln ""] ...although I can think of one person in this scene who probably thinks I am King Douche....OK maybe more than one person.... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:45am - RustedAngel ""] malmsteen isn't an asshole. he's a sick player. watch or even listen to his dvd/cd with the japan orchestra and you'll shit your pants and forget about him being an asshole. simmons is purley an asshole. a rich asshole at that and he's not even a good bass player. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:47am - WhyamIandasshole ""] I had to give the vote to Joey Dimaio. If you've ever seen an interview with that guy, you would too. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:54am - paganmegan ""] yngwie is a douche but I still listen to rising force.. he is a sick guitarist.. but he has the biggest ego on the planet |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 10:58am - WhyamIandasshole ""] This poll has nothing to do with talent, this has to do with pure douchebaggary. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:01am - RustedAngel ""] yngwie is good, so he has a right to be somewhat of a douchebag. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:07am - paganmegan ""] The keyword there is SOMEWHAT, and I think its safe to say he exceeds that boundary .. but then, I have never met him, so maybe he is actually a cool, down to earth guy.... HA HA HA HA HA HA |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:13am - RustedAngel ""] yeah you've never met him, you've only heard the sound clip of 'you've released the fucking fury.' hahahaha. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:15am - moran ""] Joey DeMaio. Watch any Manowar interview or video and you'll see why, absolute douchebag. Thats a pretty sassy pic of Dave though. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:20am - paganmegan ""] I think it was "unleashed the fooking fury" if I recall, but yeah... Its funny shit in either case "sassy pic of dave" hahahahahaha |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:31am - RustedAngel ""] paganmegan said:I think it was "unleashed the fooking fury" if I recall, but yeah... Its funny shit in either case that clip is hillarious! |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:33am - paganmegan ""] yngwie is fat and pompous and great for a laugh |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:45am - SuperFly ""] i saw yngwie back in the early 80's when he opened for ac/dc at boston garden. he was pretty amazing, even though he is a dick. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:53am - paganmegan ""] He is the king of the sweep arpeggio |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:53am - paganmegan ""] and of jelly donuts |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:57am - MarkKevorkian ""] Me fuckface. I've used that nickname for 8 years now. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 12:14pm - danger ""] gene simmons is king douche,he is a rich arrogant basterd who will try to make money off everything he possibly can, and he sued king diamond for having the "similar" make-up. what a fag. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 12:56pm - Robdeadskin ""] glen is my vote... did you seeit when he got knocked out..?? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 1:40pm - SuperFly ""] that was priceless. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 1:51pm - XmikeX ""] I demand Paul Stanley be added to that list. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 1:52pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Mark Kevorkian is definately King Douche |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 1:57pm - MarkKevorkian ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Mark Kevorkian is definately King Douche Thank You |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 1:59pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] If this thread was "Who is King Queen?" XmikeX said:I demand Paul Stanley be added to that list. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 2:01pm - malettey ""] i think i'll go with gene simmons. his band sucks, he looks dumb in his kiss makeup, he looks even dumber without it, he's filthy rich from selling useless crap with his gay kiss logo on it, and he's old and ugly and has sex with more women than me. what a douchebag. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 2:06pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] I really should've add Lars to this. I think he would've been a runaway favorite. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 2:08pm - retzam ""] Danzig got my vote. Seeing him get decked was a moment to live for. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 2:30pm - Hooker ""] hmmmm. I went with Yngwie because he's the most foreign out of all of them. UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2004 3:27pm - Blue ""] MarkKevorkian said:Me fuckface. I've used that nickname for 8 years now. its true. i thought everyone knew mark was the king. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 5:26pm - KeithMutiny ""] how come my names not in that poll? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:41pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] KeithMutiny said:how come my names not in that poll? because you aren't Mark Kevorkian |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:46pm - MarkKevorkian ""] Joe/NotCommon said:KeithMutiny said:how come my names not in that poll? because you aren't Mark Kevorkian Thank You |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 6:48pm - Hooker ""] who? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 8:18pm - Lincoln ""] WhyamIandasshole said:This poll has nothing to do with talent, this has to do with pure douchebaggary. .......then I suppose I vote Gene Simmons...he really is a douche. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 29,2004 11:06pm - Abbath ""] oh man i hate gene simmons so much, just thinking about Kiss gets me in a rampage |
| _________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 12:18pm - danger ""] danzig should not be on that list,yeah he can be a dick, but only to people who are rude to him, give respect get respect yeah he got knocked out or whatever but he is like fifty yrs. old man give him a break plus hes still rockin out better than ozzy or something and hes not a sellout |
| _______________________________ [Dec 30,2004 1:17pm - dan. ""] Abbath said:oh man i hate gene simmons so much, just thinking about Kiss gets me in a rampage thats the gayest thing ive ever heard. kiss rules. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 1:23pm - SuperFly ""] you wanted the best and you got it, the hottest band in the world KISS! |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 2:33pm - humanbonedeathmachine ""] i wouldnt put dave into this list, he did infact beat up metallica which puts him slightly above douchey in my book |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 2:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] WhyamIandasshole said: [img] Why does he look like the fat one from Heart? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 2:41pm - paganmegan ""] haha he really does look like ann wilson |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 2:49pm - armageddonday ""] All of them. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 30,2004 2:58pm - Christraper ""] I voted Gene Simmons mainly because of the King Diamond episode but hes an asshole for a great many other reasons as well. Yngwie would be second on my list. I know two people whove hung out with him backstage and i can guarantee you just about any one of us would take a swing at him from the stories ive heard about that asshole. Hes very good at what he does but i get bored with his playing after awhile. He tends to repeat himself. Joeys third. Everyones right. Watch any Manowar interview OR see them live. However ive heard that hes pretty cool to his fans which i think is very human of him. Hes still a moron though. Danig.....well he just takes the satanic bible WAY too seriously. Enough said. Hes fourth. Dave rules or he did at least. I still worship him as a guitarist and still listen to their first four albums all the time. Yes hes a douchebag but i think he deserves to be one more than anyone else on the list because he definitely caught the most shit back in the day. And just the fact that he was on enough drugs to kill an elephant and still managed to kick the shit out of Metallica both physically and musically says something. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 31,2004 3:16am - hybrid ""] my favorite part of the danzig getting knocked out video was when everyone starts cheering very assuringly for danzig to kick the guys ass and then he gets knocked the fuck out. |