dane cook[views:8559][posts:47]_______________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:25pm - joey umbrella ""] saw him in boston last nite. so funny. that motherfucker has serious ADD though... anyone else like him? |
| ________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:30pm - tbone_r ""] i love him. did he do the 'somebody shit on the coats' bit? ps. get umbrella back together |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:33pm - joey umbrella ""] yeah, he did the coat thing. so funny. he said a few zingers. then some guy heckled him and he flipped out, and tore the lights and decorations off the stage while telling the guy to keep it up. i was rolling. p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:41pm - assuck ""] i didnt even know he was in town dane cook = the man |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:43pm - joey umbrella ""] yes, i agree. he is fucked up type funny. thats my forte'. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:48pm - assuck ""] him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:49pm - josiah_the_black ""] demetri martin is the funniest comedian alive |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 1:52pm - KeithMutiny ""] i wanted to go to that... but im lazy and it sold out right away |
| ________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 2:16pm - tbone_r ""] "p.s.- umbrella is a lost cause. the next band will ruin it" oh really? what'd you play for umbrella, and are there any other members that will be in your new one? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 2:27pm - MASlayer ""] easily one of the funniest comics today...did he do christ chex? |
| __________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 2:55pm - dreadkill ""] dane cook is awesome live. i've seen him a few times. mitch hedberg is great, but he was a disappointment live. his set ended pretty badly when i saw him. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 3:07pm - joey umbrella ""] i played guitar. and yes, probably the other guitar player, maybe. thats not decided. so not so yes. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 3:07pm - joey umbrella ""] and mitch is very funny. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 3:47pm - tbone_r ""] i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants. mitch is awesome live. he was trashed when i saw him, and although he tailed off at the end (just talking to certain people in the crowd) i still had a good time. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 4:07pm - Dissector ""] assuck said:him, mitch hedberg, and todd glass own every comedian out there right now YES!!! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 5:17pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] excuse me excuse me i think that honor goes to David Cross ! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 6:33pm - anonymous ""] fuck umbrella it's all about tied to a bear |
| _________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 6:34pm - malettey ""] my friend went down to see him last night. i would've gone, but the tickets were like 70 bucks. i wouldn't pay 70 bucks to see anybody. i think dane's a funny guy, but he's a little too hyper sometimes. i love the bit he does about the old "speak and spell" toy. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 7:12pm - oscar s ""] Mitch Hedberg/Stephen Lynch Jan 22,2005 Wallingford,Ct |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 7:21pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] hell yeah Stephn Lynch is the man !!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 7:42pm - Brutalhank ""] "look at this guy with shoes." |
| _______________________________ [Jan 1,2005 7:53pm - JayTUS ""] I was supposed to see him today but some of my friends couldn't do it so we never got tickets. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 8:14pm - mammalsauce ""] I love dane. I've seen him twice in boston, everytime he'sgood. I actually didn't know he was around right now either. I was telling a few people that we need to go next time, so I'll have to look out. But ya he rocks and I hope he did his monkey bit, and the pear bit because those are hilarious live. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 1,2005 10:40pm - assuck ""] A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 12:39am - scream_bleed_repeat ""] who is so pissed off when they're taking a shit they carve into the wall. fuckin blacks*frrrrt*fuckin jews. someone always writes: mike was here, then someone else writes, mike is a faggot. then mike comes back to check, uuuuughhhhhh i was here but not as a faggot! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 12:41am - scream_bleed_repeat ""] i work at the BK Lounge, can you get me in? not without coups baby. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 2,2005 1:45am - eddie ""] assuck said:A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE FACE oh look they're showing it again on the big screen |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 2:03am - joey umbrella ""] tbone_r said:i remember at exit 23 when one of the guitarists said a wedding singer quote (best guitar player in the world...) and a quote from will ferrel as the devil (what do you think of this tasty lick). i laughed so hard i almost shit my pants. yea, that was a good laugh, i was wicked drunk though, and then the quotes start a rollin... haha oh and tied to a bear... so right. that is even better than whomever the kids are listening to nowadays |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 2:04am - joey umbrella ""] why is that shit in yellow? computers are gay |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 12:52pm - Brutalhank ""] This tire wasn't "fucking around" as we like to say. This tire hunted Mary down. This tire was out for vengence. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 2,2005 1:26pm - assuck ""] imagine if she just palmed it? there can only be one higlander! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 6:10pm - josiah_the_black ""] http://www.demetrimartin.com |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 2,2005 6:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Dane Cook is on my friends list on My Space. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 1:42am - SacreligionNlI ""] i was in my kitchen, and i heard it, so i came out |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:04pm - assuck ""] you were in your kitchen? i was in my living room. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:07pm - tbone_r ""] hahaha yeah, i just heard the crash and i came out |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 2:00am - the_reverend ""] he's on now. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:11am - sxealex ""] everyone hates this guy now |
| _________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 3:12am - sxealex ""] he is kinda a fuck head even if hes from arlington |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 8:04am - joeyumbrella ""] His new movie where the guy gets his eyebrow shaved off was funny. |
| ____________________________________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 10:58am - HI BILLY MAYS HERE /w LOVELY MANDY BLAKE ""] HI BILLY MAYS HERE. THANK GOD DANE COOK IS HERE WITH THE HA HA. GLENN BECK'S SHIT WAS GOING WAY OVER MY HEAD. FUCKING FRUITCAKES. I HOPE THE ONLY REASON YOU WENT WAS BECAUSE YOUR BITCH DRAGGED YOU THERE. OTHERWISE, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING EXCUSE YOU SECRET JEW. WATCH MY SHIT AND MAN UP, ASSHOLES. bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 11:01am - orgymaggotfeast ""] josiah_the_black said:demetri martin is the lamest excuse for a comedian alive fixed |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 11:04am - orgymaggotfeast ""] anyway, i don't get the obsession with Dane Cook, i like oddball/weird comedy (Mitch Hedburg, Steven Wright, Shawn Malloy, Steve Albert), but guys like Dane Cook and Demetri Martin are just fucking annoying IMO |
| __________________________________ [Feb 28,2009 12:01pm - oscarct ""] dane cook sucks, nothing funny bout him. I had his 1st album, couldnt get into him (and that was his "better" material). Demetri Martin I dont think is that bad his person special was pretty good. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 10:55am - KadoogASSÜCK ""] assuck said:i didnt even know he was in town dane cook = the man See what happens when you finally hit puberty? Haha just kidding, I still have no hair on my balls... |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 11:07am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I can totally listen to his shit (esp. whichever one has Super Bleeder and shit on the coats) but I still want to crush his legs under my van. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 2,2009 12:06pm - guy ""] im with the dane cook sucks people |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2009 1:20pm - SinisterMinister ""] Dane Cook may just be one of the unfunniest people alive. Even if you skinned him he'd make an annoying rug. |