Napoleon Dynamite...[views:8899][posts:41]______________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:25am - nate ""] worth renting?? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:32am - Christraper ""] i just watched it last night with some friends and it was fuckin hilarious! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:35am - litacore ""] looks like Welcome to the Dollhouse as a boy |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:37am - Christraper ""] yea kinda |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:53am - dirteecrayon ""] "I live with my grandma and my older brother Kip. In the summer I sometimes spend it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines with my 12 gauge. I usually kill about 50 of um. My favorite animals are ligers, they are a cross between tigers and lions and are pretty much the king of the animal world or universe" |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:54am - Christraper ""] vote 4 pedro |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:01am - dirteecrayon ""] "I like to hang out a lot with my best friend Pedro. He is cool, he has this sweet bike that we like to jump. He can get like 3 feet in the air. He has some good hook up skills too and is the only guy in school who can grow a mustache." |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:03am - Christraper ""] "You wanna get your ass kicked Napoleon?" "Yea right! Whos the only one here that knows the illegal government ninja moves?!?" |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:06am - dirteecrayon ""] "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. " |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:19am - suckreligionNLI ""] "Hey, gimme some of ur tots!" |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:31am - dreadkill ""] i am renting this movie asap. when i saw the previews it looked stupid and i didn't want to see it, but i felt the same way about freddy got fingered and i loved that movie. i have a feeling it is one of those kind of movies. alot of my friends were talking about it this weekend and they all said the main character is just like my band's former rhythm guitarist (see the rttp pictures of my band from chariots of fire fest 2002 and look at the jesus guy with the leg injury), so i have to see it. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:31am - powerkok ""] hey napoleon, what did u do last summer, again? I told you...I spent the summer hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska...they were attacking my cousin! what the heck would you do in a situation like that?! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:33am - dirteecrayon ""] " No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. " |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:37am - Christraper ""] Whatever i feel like doing! GOD! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 11:40am - dirteecrayon ""] " She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. " |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 12:18pm - josiah_the_black ""] deb- "well is anyone else here?, i'm trying to raise money for college" kip- "your mom goes to college..." |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 2:36pm - swamplorddvm ""] hahaha yeah its funny shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 2:43pm - __THeMoor__ ""] Best movie of the year |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 3:33pm - BornSoVile ""] excellent movie! |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:14pm - tbone_r ""] wow josiah, i didn't think anyone else appreciated that part. it was probably the best part of the movie....although there were so many "you're just jealous because ive been chatting online w/ babes all day", the 'hook up skills', the liger and how it's 'bred for its skills in magic", 'thats what im talking about' after rico hits napoleon w/ the steak, and of course the sweet leg sweep that kip gives the guy from drew carey. wow, i love lots of that movie |
| ________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:15pm - pisscup ""] I fell asleep to this movie the other night, I here it's good though. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:17pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] i saw it, i had to turn it off it sucked so bad. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:18pm - Kalopsia ""] i saw this movie in theaters, and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. the STUPIDEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!! NOTHING WAS FUNNY. i love stupid and corny jokes like everyone else but these just weren't funny |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 6:49pm - __THeMoor__ ""] Kalopsia said:i saw this movie in theaters, and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. the STUPIDEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!! NOTHING WAS FUNNY. i love stupid and corny jokes like everyone else but these just weren't funny there are no jokes in the movie. everyone thought this was a dumb movie. it wasnt. it was so dumb it was smart. sort of a spaceghost/aquateen hunger force phenomenon kinda thing. goddamn i love this movie |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 7:03pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] the thing is spaceghost and aquateen are amazing, but this movie drink my grudle sweat |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 3,2005 10:21pm - wakeoftears ""] I just saw this today. What a bizarre fucking movie. I loved it though, it was damn funny. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2005 1:10am - reuben ""] it was a Serious let down, nothing like welcome to the doll house, which was well written, and worth watching |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 1:34am - mikehuntstinks ""] liger that is my fav animal! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 1:35am - mikehuntstinks ""] LIGER NIGGERS! LIGER! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 8:45am - Josh_Martin ""] 1982!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 9:15am - suckreligionNLI ""] i think you have to have the right mentality and sense of humor to find this movie funny. also marijuana helps. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 8:08pm - anonymous ""] HERE IS YOUR FOOD YOU FATASS LAMA BITCH!:doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2005 9:55pm - __THeMoor__ ""] (points to ship)......i want that... |
| ________________________________ [Jan 5,2005 7:15am - damnose ""] I did not like this movie. I thought it was a bad movie. EAT |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 7:14pm - succubus ""] i didn't see it don't relly care either way [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 8:14pm - dugoxistance ""] bring me my chapstick . . . |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 8:27pm - spitfire ""] EAT THE FOOOD!! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 8:27pm - spitfire ""] but my lips hurt real bad! |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 9:30pm - mark fucking richards ""] hahahahaha....i love the "your mom goes to college part." my personal favorite is when napoleon throws the grapefruits at uncle rico. the wedding scene at the end is also quite amazing. "sorry i'm late...i was taming this white stallion." |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 9:59pm - dugoxistance ""] the best was the kickball scene in the deleted scenes. Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night? Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up? Don: What did you say? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say. Don: Did you say something about my mom? Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government? Don: Step up, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: [slaps him and runs] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 1:25am - arsonick ""] hey can i use your guyses phone for a sec |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 1:55am - SacreligionNlI ""] it's a sledgehammer |