JERKING OFF IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK...[views:3431][posts:30]_____________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 11:47am - RustedAngel ""] so someone has been jerking off in the bathroom and spraying it on the walls and the toilet seats in the mens room here I've been informed by the building manager. oh man, nasty! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 11:48am - the_reverend ""] tame those fluids young thomas. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 11:53am - RichHorror ""] RustedAngel said:so someone has been jerking off in the bathroom and spraying it on the walls and the toilet seats in the mens room here I've been informed by the building manager. oh man, nasty! Sorry about that. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 11:57am - RustedAngel ""] and a co-worker sat in it accidentally the other week, and had to go home to scrub his ass. hahahah horrible, I've official banned myself from #2-ing in the work bathroom. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:10pm - the_reverend ""] at my work, there are always ass hairs all over the toilet. how the fuck does someone shed that much hair in one sitting? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:11pm - BornSoVile ""] i think my boss whacks it in the boiler room cause that's where he keeps his porn. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:20pm - Niccolai ""] If I could land my dream job at a sperm bank, I'd just pound it all day... I'd get bonuses for doing stuff like that. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:21pm - succubus ""] gross (refering to tom's post) gross referring to ass hairs on the seat |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:22pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] RustedAngel said:and a co-worker sat in it accidentally the other week, and had to go home to scrub his ass. hahahah horrible, I've official banned myself from #2-ing in the work bathroom. Ahhhh...what a way to start the New Year!:pukeface: |
| ________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:27pm - retzam ""] At the metalfest in 2003 someone sprayed it on the wall in the bathroom, just where I happened to lean when I was waiting in line. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:27pm - swamplorddvm ""] don't look at me. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:31pm - tbone_r ""] actually, you're supposed to wait 3/4 days between donations. i almost became a donor last year. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:32pm - BornSoVile ""] The Danish have the most expensive jiz on the market according to Charlie Gibson on the Today show. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:33pm - Niccolai ""] Yea... I Heard it was a minimal 72 hour wait... But I got that fact from the Man Show so I wasn't to sure how creadible it was... I already feel smarter than when I woke up. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2005 12:35pm - swamplorddvm ""] I should never donate. My genes should never be spread. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 6,2005 1:01pm - retzam ""] I often ponder whether I should become a donor or not. It's such easy money, but you have to live knowing that you have so many kids and you'll never know who they are. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 11:02am - RustedAngel ""] We're writing a song about this, a co-worker started the lyrics: "I went into work Thought it would be really neat If I jacked off on the toilet seat I go into the stall With aching balls And release my seed All over the walls The greatest thrill I ever knew Was someone's ass planted in my spoo Never knowing Who at last Would feel my love juice On their ass Maybe Kristian Maybe Tom Maybe somebody's Dad or Mom" |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 12:01pm - Abbath ""] RustedAngel said:so someone has been jerking off in the bathroom and spraying it on the walls and the toilet seats in the mens room here I've been informed by the building manager. oh man, nasty! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! sounds like a friend of mine! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 12:14pm - RustedAngel ""] I made a shirt mockup for this event: [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 12:15pm - the_reverend ""] the funny thing is you could make that shirt |
| ________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 12:16pm - Abbath ""] and sell it to millions of hicks |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 6:09pm - blow‘n chunks on cunts ""] that t shirt is the fucking best.....jerking off on the job ='s getting paid to do something you would do for free.. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 6:12pm - blow‘n chunks on cunts ""] think about it..how many times has your company fucked you over..or you get screwed over by your boss..get back at them...jerk off while on the clock..it's the only time you'll ever get paid to pleasure your self...lol..can't belive i just wrote that..but it's true |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2005 11:38pm - tbone_r ""] hahaha that song/shirt combo is awesome |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 9,2005 5:34pm - SickFuckerRedneckTrucker ""] Abbath said:and sell it to millions of hicks Hell yeeah! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 10,2005 4:19pm - kyledoes ""] you dont sit down to shit in public bathrooms..thats sick. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2005 6:49pm - tbone_r ""] if i have to shit, i shit. i'll wipe the seat off, maybe keep tp on the seat if it's bad enough. but i'm not squatting for 10 mins just to take a shit...that's unamerican. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 13,2005 11:14am - the_reverend ""] I've had to shit for over an hour bad... but the bathrooms have been full the 6+ times I've gone in there... 2 stalls in 2 different bathrooms full! wtf! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 13,2005 11:25am - Mike Proteus ""] the_reverend said:I've had to shit for over an hour bad... but the bathrooms have been full the 6+ times I've gone in there... 2 stalls in 2 different bathrooms full! wtf! Just dont hold your piss for that long. Holding your piss for long periods of time diminishes erections. Unless you're down with that. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 13,2005 11:32am - succubus ""] the_reverend said:I've had to shit for over an hour bad... but the bathrooms have been full the 6+ times I've gone in there... 2 stalls in 2 different bathrooms full! wtf! you should try OPENING the doors... often i see line ups at bathrooms...and when i look under the stall see no feet... so i try the doors...and voila...no one is inside... just give the door a little push |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 13,2005 11:35am - the_reverend ""] I should have.. |