Best power metal band
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[Jan 7,2005 7:58pm - Kessaris ""]
I'm pregaming tonight...so I'm sitting here by myself waiting for people to call me up, so I made this lame post, you can respond if you feel like it, I'm not expecting anything
[Jan 7,2005 8:01pm - Hooker ""]
No one will call you. Because you have man tits.
[Jan 7,2005 8:42pm - subjugate ""]
what no
primal fear
edguy
cage
sinned
[Jan 7,2005 9:10pm - WhyamIandasshole at home ""]
I am shocked and appalled that Manowar was not on this list.
[Jan 7,2005 9:21pm - Hooker ""]
yeah. YEAH.
[Jan 7,2005 9:25pm - lady_czerach ""]
Sonata Arctica is my favorite band as of late, but if Edguy were on here I probably would have voted them.
[Jan 7,2005 10:15pm - Brutalhank ""]
wheres the hammerfall?
[Jan 7,2005 10:17pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""]
i also voted for sonata
[Jan 7,2005 10:25pm - Abbath ""]
this is not a true power metal poll without Stratovarius on it, tool!
[Jan 7,2005 10:31pm - damnose ""]
sonata arctica is SOOO awesomely cheesy
"I cannot understand you! to me you live in a world of chaos!"
also, what no Rhapsody? I guess the list could go on though
[Jan 7,2005 10:44pm - retzam ""]
No Nightwish?
I probably still would have voted Blind Guardian anyway though.
[Jan 8,2005 12:02am - carcinogenic_cookies ""]
RHAPSODY and that's it.
[Jan 8,2005 12:19am - mikehuntstinks ""]
all power metal sucks big time:bartmoon:
[Jan 8,2005 12:57am - retzam ""]
Yeah, forming melodies with your voice is so not kvlt.
[Jan 8,2005 1:39am - Aegathis ""]
I didnt think Symphony x and Iced earth were actually considered power metal bands. I like Kamelot the most personally as power metal goes .
[Jan 8,2005 1:49am - anonymous ""]
Power metal sucks
[Jan 8,2005 1:54am - KeithMutiny ""]
what about some stratovarious....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAAAAAAAAY
[Jan 8,2005 2:32am - MarkKevorkian ""]
Ravage
[Jan 8,2005 2:33am - BornSoVile ""]
I vote Ravage.
[Jan 8,2005 2:42am - gorgish ""]
it's a toss up between rhapsody and dragonforce. i think rhapsody wins just cause i actually like their songs and dragonforce is just rediculous
[Jan 8,2005 9:16am - Jellyfish ""]
I voted blind guardian. Rhapsody is better though.
[Jan 10,2005 1:32am - Kessaris ""]
ok, the list is short because I was drinking and forgot. Okay, happy? I forgot fucking Rhapsody and Manowar amugst others...thats enough of a reason to scold myself. I'm sorry, I was just really bored and lonely...you feel taht way sometimes...right?
I still vote Jag Panzer!!!!
[Jan 10,2005 7:53am - Todd(bombshelter) ""]
51 Rules of Power Metal
51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled as gay
1. No matter what you do, you are gay
2. Don’t enjoy ManOwar, they are gay
3. Never go outside carrying a sword.
4. Don’t hold you sword and scream “poweeeeeer of steeel”. That is gay
5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong in metal.
6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds.
7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay
8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation of the word Elf in it.
9. Don’t say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual.
10. Avoid saying, “man that guy sure has a great falsetto!”
11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay
12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend.
13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck.
14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as “the saviours“, or “the templars”.
15. Don’t listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. Hammerfall are gay
16. Do not live in your parents basement.
17. Do not live with your parents.
18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien underwear.
19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate Helloween.
20. That’s all you know? You are gay
21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay
22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit.
23. Do NOT carry your sword.
24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob.
25. Don’t talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2.
26. Do not refer to intercourse as “returning the dragon to its lair”
27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse.
28. Do not listen to faggoth.
29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag queen.
30. Do not get offended when people say that Stratovarius sounds like Helloween.
31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.
32. Avoid saying “Slays.”
33. Don’t refer to Death Metal as “cookie monster crap”.
34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know something about it.
35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of Black Metal.
38. Don’t masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen.
39. Don’t masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin.
40. Don’t masturbate wearing leather.
41. Don’t masturbate wearing armour.
42. Switch hands.
43. Avoid saying the word “Power” too often.
44. If you have a band do not use the following words in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles.
45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do not brush them off as Posers.
46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy George.
47. Never say “Heavy metal or no metal at all”. In other words, don't be gay
48. Don’t wear loin cloths. You know what’s coming. gay
49. Don’t scream “metal brother” at concerts unless you like beatings.
50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house!
51. Refer to rule 1.
[Jan 10,2005 9:05am - the_reverend ""]
no noctural rites?
[Jan 10,2005 9:06am - the_reverend ""]
no tad morose?
[Jan 10,2005 9:07am - Josh_hates_you ""]
dragons are sweet guy.
[Jan 10,2005 9:19am - RustedAngel ""]
iced earth
helloween
primal fear
nocturnal rites
rhapsody
[Jan 10,2005 9:30am - Todd(bombshelter) ""]
RustedAngel said:iced earth
helloween
I do like Helloween,I think i got the walls of jericho disc around here somewhere as well as keeper of the 7 keys, the newer stuff is not that good though
[Jan 10,2005 9:43am - RustedAngel ""]
I prefer newer helloween.
[Jan 10,2005 9:45am - sinistas ""]
heavenly
[Jan 10,2005 9:46am - Christraper ""]
early helloween keeper of the seven keys I and II fuckin rocks. as soon as they decided they were born again christians they fuckin sucked.
[Jan 11,2005 12:52am - reuben ""]
Running Wild!
[Jan 11,2005 3:35am - damnose ""]
reuben said:Running Wild!
haha. I don't think anyone would like them if they weren't Pirate Metal. but they arrrr, so I do!
[Jan 11,2005 3:42pm - reuben ""]
I'd still like them, they are the kings of adventure metal
[Jan 14,2005 1:56pm - ratsalad ""]
nevermore