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Kerry King is the Martha Stewart of the metal world!

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[Jan 14,2005 9:52am - litacore ""]
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo....aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=31502

hahaha, good lord :spineyes:
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[Jan 14,2005 9:56am - paganmegan ""]
I was picturing something alot more martha stewart ish.... phew! I was scared he'd be wearing a ruffly apron and crafting slippers out of tampons and maxi pads and ruin my whole image of slayer


wait they toured with slipknot? Okay, he is martha stewart after all
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[Jan 14,2005 9:57am - blue ""]
he finally realized what one thing has actually been keeping him metal for the past 10 years. and it sure as hell aint having tribals going up the side of his body, thats for sure.
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[Jan 14,2005 10:00am - Christraper ""]
That wouldve been great if Kerry King was a guest on Martha Stewart
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[Jan 14,2005 10:04am - armageddonday ""]
I want that Jagermeister thing he has...
Just like that, but I have an old Slayer poster in my room, Reign In Blood from 87, 2 pictures of Kerry King, no pictures of Dave Lombardo...it's fucking lame.
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[Jan 14,2005 10:04am - Mike Proteus  ""]
Kerry Queen is the same moron who said "Meshuggah, their music is too brutal for me", his leads sound like he's throwing his guitar down a spiral staircase and he supports Slipknot. He needs a Dimebag pulled on him.
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[Jan 14,2005 10:05am - armageddonday ""]
Mike Proteus said: He needs a Dimebag pulled on him.


hahahahaha...ha...
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[Jan 14,2005 10:06am - paganmegan ""]
I won't say anything against kerry king's music, he is an excellent guitarist
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[Jan 14,2005 10:37am - BornSoVile ""]
that's a good idea.
waiting for kerry king to get into nascar next.
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[Jan 14,2005 10:39am - Christraper ""]
Kerry King hosts Iron Chef with special guests GWAR
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[Jan 14,2005 10:43am - dirteecrayon ""]
pfft!

swampie would put him to shame!

i think kerry king and swampie should have a crafting duel!
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[Jan 14,2005 10:46am - the_reverend ""]
what people fail to realize is that this is a growth industry.
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[Jan 14,2005 11:14am - WhyamIandasshole ""]
I want one but with little dildos instead of nails.
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[Jan 14,2005 11:25am - Todd(bombshelter)  ""]
armageddonday said:I want that Jagermeister thing he has.. QUOTE]

they have those for sale on jagermeister's site

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[Jan 14,2005 11:52am - anonymous  ""]
Christraper said:Kerry King hosts Iron Chef with special guests GWAR


that woudl kick ass
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[Jan 14,2005 12:20pm - blue ""]
WhyamIandasshole said:I want one but with little dildos instead of nails.


now youre speaking my language.
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[Jan 14,2005 1:04pm - KeithMutiny ""]
wrist bands, sneakers... whens the SLAYER tampon commin out?
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[Jan 14,2005 4:06pm - dirteecrayon ""]
the video only shows 2 seconds --- does it work in its entirety for anyone else?
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[Jan 14,2005 4:18pm - Hooker ""]
paganmegan said:I won't say anything against kerry king's music, he is an excellent guitarist


He's an excellent rhythm guitarist.

His apathy about coherent solos and love for chimaira is beyond forgiveness.
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[Jan 14,2005 4:44pm - subjugate ""]
kerry king is a poser



the end
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[Jan 14,2005 4:57pm - blue ""]
jeff hanneman>kerry king
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[Jan 14,2005 5:29pm - Hooker ""]
blue said:jeff hanneman>kerry king


agreement x's 100,000
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[Jan 14,2005 5:36pm - pisscup ""]
I just listened to decade of decadence yesterday, why do people have to turn gay?
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[Jan 14,2005 5:39pm - Hooker ""]
Motley Crue?
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[Jan 14,2005 5:49pm - pisscup ""]
hey leave vince alone, he's a good guy... doin his own thing
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[Jan 15,2005 3:15pm - humanbonedeathmachine  ""]
i saw vince at his lowest point at the woodstock harvest fair. he was a fatty
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[Jan 16,2005 4:19pm - retzam ""]
Hooker said: His apathy about coherent solos... is beyond forgiveness.


I've tried to explain this to so many people and no one gets it!
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[Jan 16,2005 6:20pm - Human Feces in your mouth  ""]
Kerry King is an idiot some times but he's in Slayer man, SLAYER! SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY FUCKING ERRRRR!
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[Jan 16,2005 6:51pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
paganmegan said"wait they toured with slipknot? "

so wait when he did solos for Sum41 that didn't make you puke !
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[Jan 19,2005 9:32am - litacore ""]
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[Jan 19,2005 9:37am - korpse-l- ""]
he's got some sorta valentines cd out. it was in maxim mag. haha.
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[Jan 19,2005 9:41am - litacore ""]
I wonder what I would put on a Valentines mix CD

maybe some Venom
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[Jan 19,2005 10:10am - paganmegan ""]
litacore said:[img]

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WHAT THE FUCK????

I guess that doll could probably beat barbie at a fist fight:spineyes:
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[Jan 19,2005 10:11am - paganmegan ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:paganmegan said"wait they toured with slipknot? "

so wait when he did solos for Sum41 that didn't make you puke !



I was not aware of this...

Who the hell are sum 41? I assume I don't want to know:thescream::tightiewhities::pukeface:
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[Jan 19,2005 10:12am - litacore ""]
trust me, you wouldn't like Sum 41
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[Jan 19,2005 10:13am - paganmegan ""]
I'll take your word for it
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[Jan 20,2005 11:21am - timmA ""]
he did the guitar hook in no sleep till brooklyn too, doesn't make him a pussy or a sellout. he's kerry king, shit on him all you want but the bottom line is, everyone has to make money somehow.
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[Jan 20,2005 11:35am - Aegathis  ""]
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Priceless
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[Jan 20,2005 11:40am - Aegathis  ""]
timmA said:he did the guitar hook in no sleep till brooklyn too, doesn't make him a pussy or a sellout. he's kerry king, shit on him all you want but the bottom line is, everyone has to make money somehow.


Yea Im sure its been way too long since he has had a regular job, that is if he ever did.


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