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Would you rather put your dick in mayonaise, or relish?

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[Jan 22,2005 11:18pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
SHUT THE FUCK UP :middlefinger::middlefinger:


now I'm in a punk band called H8TWAXXORZ
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[Jan 22,2005 11:23pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
our first song is called "Tit Magician" and goes

whackin' off
to the tube
the tube of love
I love you
wanna make the moment
feel just right
wanna suck on the pins
from Lite Brite

mules! mules!
tantalizing hipness
pins! pins!
wanna touch your titness

squeeze these nipples
here you go
watch my rhythm
feel my flow
can't sit down for fear of spite
wanna make love to Satan
alright!

repeat chorus 6x
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[Jan 22,2005 11:33pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
that's the gayest song i ever read.

Swatchdogses''' single 'Gayer Than That' was great. it goes

all music is fag
we sample the locust
nick is a stupid irish
he is hardlly any cool

and then there is tons of synthesizers and then it gets gay again
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[Jan 22,2005 11:39pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I'm not Irish.

though I sometimes just splash water on me pits instead of showering.
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[Jan 22,2005 11:42pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
why don't you go eat some gyros loser
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[Jan 22,2005 11:45pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I'm not Greek.

though I do have little boys that swim in the ocean and nibble on my penis.
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[Jan 22,2005 11:54pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
remember the time we were playing at a coffee house, and you sang an r kelly song while i pissed on your face?
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[Jan 22,2005 11:56pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
I'm not Black.

though I do receive money from the NAACP for my education.
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[Jan 23,2005 12:01am - my_pretentious_erection ""]
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[Jan 23,2005 12:18am - floating sphere  ""]
tasty cigarettes makes the worst posts ever.
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[Jan 23,2005 12:18am - my_pretentious_erection ""]
obviously
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[Jan 23,2005 12:40am - wakeoftears ""]
I choose tartar.
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[Jan 23,2005 1:02am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
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[Jan 23,2005 2:01am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
never ever ever post shit like that again.

ya hear me?







fuck dude...
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[Jan 23,2005 2:31am - thegreatspaldino ""]
hahahaha
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[Jan 23,2005 3:06am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:never ever ever post shit like that again.

ya hear me?







fuck dude...



you got it pal.

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[Jan 23,2005 4:14am - dirteecrayon ""]
:pukeface:

i'm so traumatized right now!
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[Jan 23,2005 9:40am - anonymous  ""]
DaveFromTheGrave said:





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First the "those wacky germans thread",Now pictures like this, I am begining to think this Dave guy, likes the cock:stupidflanders:
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[Jan 23,2005 9:53am - dirteecrayon ""]
the guy above must be a virgin!!!!

:cringe:
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[Jan 23,2005 10:02am - pisscup ""]
umm yeah, back to the subject already. I'm gonna have to go with the mayo. Relish is just too chunky.
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[Jan 23,2005 6:41pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
anonymous said:DaveFromTheGrave said:





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First the "those wacky germans thread",Now pictures like this, I am begining to think this Dave guy, likes the cock:stupidflanders:



say shit like that again and I'll grab that big black cock and beat you upside the head with it.

I'll do it too.


you know I've got the balls.
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[Jan 23,2005 7:06pm - succubus ""]
elephantitis

ewwww
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[Jan 23,2005 7:07pm - silky ""]
white truffle aioli.


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