yup[views:1784][posts:12]___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:14am - better than you ""] :tightiewhities: |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:16am - You‘re a Douche ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:19am - better than you ""] here you go thegreatspaldino... for your sniffing pleasure |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:20am - You‘re a Douche ""] I'm sure he'll enjoy it very much |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:21am - better than you ""] i think he's got a boner already |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 12:48am - You‘re a Douche ""] I'm sure hes rubbing his clit as we speak |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 1:36am - the_reverend ""] man, spaldino's a sniffer? man.. now that he's got a job, I'm going to sell him my undies! |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 1:43am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] <link href="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/hotdog.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"><embed src="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/hotdog.swf" hidden="true"><body background="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/deion.jpg"><div id="Layer1" style="position:absolute; left:58px; top:72px; width:440px; height:145px; z-index:1; background-color: #CCCCCC; layer-background-color: #CCCCCC; border: 1px none #000000;"> <div align="center"><p><strong><font size="6" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">ORDER YOUR DEION SANDERS' HOT DOG EXPRESS TODAY!</font></strong></p><p><span class="price">Price $49.95</span><br />Shipping&$9.95<br /><br />Quantity<select name="quantity"><option value="1" selected>1</option><option value="2">2</option><option value="3">3</option><option value="i cannot eat anymore corn today">4</option><option value="5">5</option><option value="6">6</option><option value="7">7</option><option value="8">8</option><option value="9">9</option><option value="10">10</option></select></p></div><p> <input alt="Add" width="400" height="19" src="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/button.gif" type=image name="add" border="0"> <p><font size="-2" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">DEION SANDERS' MAKES MUSIC IN ADDITION TO PLAYING BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, AND HOT DOGS.</font></div><div id="Layer2" style="position:absolute; 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left:164px; top:6201px; width:817px; height:127px; z-index:15"><p>THANK YOU pre FOR YOUR PHAT HOT DOG BEATS THAT KEEP THE BUNS POPPING</p><p>&</p></div><div id="Layer16" style="position:absolute; left:701px; top:4835px; width:558px; height:941px; z-index:16"><img src="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/hotdog.jpg" width="800" height="935"></div><div id="Layer17" style="position:absolute; left:498px; top:6656px; width:294px; height:95px; z-index:17">this part of the thread features a picture of a turtle!</div><div id="Layer18" style="position:absolute; left:512px; top:6895px; width:302px; height:502px; z-index:18"><p align="center"><img src="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/deion2.jpg" width="316" height="405"></p><p align="center">WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO EAT HOT DOGS.</p></div><div id="Layer19" style="position:absolute; left:136px; top:7442px; width:304px; height:867px; z-index:19"><p align="center"><img src="http://josh.clunkbin.com/clunkbin/hotdogs/buzz.jpg" width="215" height="260"></p><p align="center">&THIS IS BUZZ ALDRIN STOPPING BY FROM OUTER SPACE TO ENJOY A DELICIOUS HOT DOG WITH MY FRIEND AND FELLOW ASTRONAUT NEON DEION SANDERS! I MUST RETURN TO SPACE NOW SO GOODBYE PEOPLE OF EARTH! MAY THERE ALWAYS BE A WARM HOT DOG FOR everyone! DO NOT CRY FOR ME FOR ME AS I RETURN TO THE COLD EMPTINESS OF INFINITE NOTHING, FOR THIS HOT DOG SHALL SATIATE ALL MY NEEDS.&</p></div><div id="Layer20" style="position:absolute; left:155px; top:1331px; width:363px; height:179px; z-index:20">HOOK UP DEION SANDERS' HOT DOG EXPRESS TO YOUR MIXER AND CRANK YOUR AUX SENDS UP TO GET A GLORIOUS SIZZLING HOT DOG EFFECT IN YOUR MUSIC</div><div id="Layer21" style="position:absolute; left:165px; top:6701px; width:262px; height:196px; z-index:21">CAN</div><div id="Layer22" style="position:absolute; left:188px; top:6792px; width:159px; height:222px; z-index:22">DOG</div><div id="Layer23" style="position:absolute; left:208px; top:6731px; width:532px; height:168px; z-index:23">INDUSTRIAL</div><div id="Layer24" style="position:absolute; left:253px; top:6764px; width:186px; height:213px; z-index:24">HOT</div><div id="Layer25" style="position:absolute; left:363px; top:6934px; width:195px; height:245px; z-index:25">$600!</div><div id="Layer26" style="position:absolute; 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| __________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 1:44am - succubus ""] W T F are you doing humanbonedeathmachine?? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 1:56am - MyDeadDoll ""] i was wondering that myself |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 1:58am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] just taking up space as usual dont mind me |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 2:00am - MyDeadDoll ""] i like the last couple of lines: "NEVER AGAIN WILL I EAT UGLY SPLIT HOT DOGS! JUST PLUG IT IN SET THE TIMER AND YOU HAVE PERFECT HOT DOGS IN MINUTES! the fat just drips away! MAN THIS IS DELICIOUS JUICY HOT DOG PERFECT EVERYTIME" |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 19,2005 2:01am - thegreatspaldino ""] the_reverend said:man, spaldino's a sniffer? man.. now that he's got a job, I'm going to sell him my undies! the more yellow stains the better, babycakes ;) |