[NEWS] Zombie attack threatens kentucky high school. First amendment proved impotent.[views:5880][posts:34]_________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 3:29am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614&nav=EQlpWjof |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 8:14am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Well, someone needs to protect us from zombie stories at all costs. I vote for the death penalty on that evil student. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 8:53am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Dissector can write their first ever political song about this incident! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 10:56am - Christraper ""] thats fucking retarded. so.....from what i gathered, this kids nosey ass grandparents read his journal, totally misinterpreted a story he wrote about fucking zombies, and called the cops on him??? What a shitty family! If that shit happened to me and the ended up letting me go i really would kill everyone in that school and id blow up the police station too. Alright maybe i wouldnt take it that far but id definitely tell everyone to go fuck themselves. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:14am - the_reverend ""] oh cares about the first amendment... SINCE HOMO-FUCKING-SEXUALS ARE KISSING AND MARRYING IN MASS |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:15am - dreaminginexile ""] Zombies? WTF, this kid's innocent... if people really think the kid's gonna take over the school they're even more fucked up then the kid who wrote the story... I've written short stories about suicide, suicide is a crime in some states, does this mean I'm gonna go to jail for that too? WTF people need to get a fuckin clue! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:19am - the_reverend ""] Kentucky's state motto "zombie free since 1985!" |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:22am - dreaminginexile ""] the_reverend said:Kentucky's state motto "zombie free since 1985!" LMFAO! this is just as dumb as Beavis and Butthead getting cancelled because of the whole "fire" thing... I say " :nuke: 'em" |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:38am - KillerKadoogan ""] this is far more retarded that the beavis and butthead thing "Poole threatened to rise from the grave, and feast on the warm, gooey brains of his fellow students." |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:40am - dreaminginexile ""] KillerKadoogan said:this is far more retarded that the beavis and butthead thing This is true... KillerKadoogan said:"Poole threatened to rise from the dead, and feast on the warn, gooey brains of his fellow students." sure, that's reasonable... what about ResidentEvil and the TVirus? that was a documentary, right? LMAO! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:41am - paganmegan ""] It's ridiculous people will get in an uproar over what is obviously a conspiracy this kid started for zombies to take over the high school. Maybe in a few years he'll be able to laugh over it " I was in jail as a kid because the authorities were afraid I would lead zombies in an attempt to eat my classmates' brains" |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:46am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Considering the kid is saying things like, "It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing" I get the impression that the story was indecipherable and rather than risk another Columbine they just arrested the simple bastard. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:48am - KillerKadoogan ""] GARD DANG ZOMBIE VARMINTS BEEN GETTIN' AT MUH SQUASH AGIN! |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:48am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I hope all the douchebags who write gay Harry Potter fan fiction are arrested for being pedofiles. |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:51am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] tudey sum zombees ataked muh maw, then muh maw turnd in2 a zombee an bit muh paw. then the zombee maw and paw attaked thuh squool and uh didna haf thuh clas tudey and tumorra. it was like febury vacation but in mrach theee ned |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:51am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] 2 bee contuvre |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:52am - KillerKadoogan ""] if'n bessie gets to actin' up and bein' all scared n the like, i get the feelin' them zombies done been plantin' their seed in her |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:53am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] runn 2 thuh chawpurr! |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 11:57am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Bessie May gut turnd in2 a zombee an trided to bit me on muh Rm. I trided to runn but Bessie May was onea them fst runnin lik zombees lik on thuh big fancee computar movie Hos of thuh ded 2. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 12:08pm - KillerKadoogan ""] i reckon them holleewud folks dont right know how to mak a gud zombee muvee, so i's was gunna send em in this here shorrt storey as muvvee skript and make me some city munny, cuz pappa needs a nuw rifle for to put 'bove the mantel. |
| ________________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 12:32pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] godbless america ! |
| _________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 1:48pm - malettey ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:godbless america ! amen brother.....jesus christ. home of the free, indeed. we ought to arrest peter jackson and put him on trial....his movie of the Lord of the Rings could have a hidden terrorist message....he's planning to conquer the world with an army of orcs and trolls!!! WAR!!! WAR!!! WAR!!!!!! :pukeface: |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 1:53pm - Christraper ""] Yea, Lord of the rings encourages kids to play with swords and grow hair on their feet.... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 2:30pm - Heathenking ""] freedom of speech? I guess george ramero should go to jail and serve hard labor. hp lovecraft too |
| _______________________________ [Mar 2,2005 3:00pm - Abbath ""] yup, that was lame, if people read my stories and lyrics i'd be sentenced to death |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 3:04pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] this is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 3:05pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Christraper said:thats fucking retarded. so.....from what i gathered, this kids nosey ass grandparents read his journal, totally misinterpreted a story he wrote about fucking zombies, and called the cops on him??? What a shitty family! If that shit happened to me and the ended up letting me go i really would kill everyone in that school and id blow up the police station too. Alright maybe i wouldnt take it that far but id definitely tell everyone to go fuck themselves. Well I'd unleash ravenous zombies on my grandparents. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 3:06pm - swamplorddvm ""] I accidently clicked on joes profile. I felt as if I were invading his privacy. I could see all his PMs. I feel dirty now. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 4:08pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i hope the patriot act gets involved and all you metal punks out there get locked up for your own good ! Jesus Christ is an AMERICA Ha i pee'd in the koolade |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 4:09pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] My Story I am going to blow up the white house, and there will be the president inside, then a zombie ate my brain and the president's and planted evidence that got the speaker of the house embroiled in a sex scandal. The End. God bless america never forget [img] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 4:11pm - Dissector ""] Holy shit. This is THE most retarded thing I've read in a while. DIssector would get chased out of there and put on their most wanted list if we ever went to play. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 4:13pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Terrorists Win [img] |
| __________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 4:16pm - Dissector ""] "didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing," I bet this kid does terrible in english. |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 5:23pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Before I even read the article and thread, this must be said: [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 2,2005 10:40pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] "this image is unavailable" sure sums up my thoughts on zombies attacking high schools. |