SURGERY
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[Jun 26,2003 5:39pm - joe/notcommon ""]
i had my surgery today, it was a tumor!!!
it looked awesome when they showed it to me
i wish i was able to have the Rev come to take pictures
oh well
[Jun 26,2003 7:09pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
"Maybe it's a tumor..."
"It's not a tuna."
Couldn't resist. Good to hear you're not dead Joe.
[Jun 27,2003 9:12am - succubus ""]
Glad you are doing good!
I remember the last time I had non cancerous lumps removed from my chest...I had gone to the hospital shortly before that to remove some..anyhow..a few came back right away...and they decided on a local anesthesia this time and rubbed some yellow/orangey gel on my chest and used this thing which reminded me of a drill/tattoo needle to burn my skin and open me up to get the lumps out. So i was awake and there's nothing more strange than smelling your burning flesh, wait yes there is ... being awake and seeing doctors and nurses hovered over your bare chest WATCHING it...and even worse....watching it myself and seeing the insides of my chest....they were telling me not to look...but i couldn't really help it.. worst thing ever...no wait...it was so "
"[Jun 27,2003 9:46am - joe/notcommon ""]
haha, they used that sodering iron thing on me also
i wish they let me keep the tumor
i would sell it on ebay
[Jun 27,2003 9:58am - the_reverend ""]
that is a cauterizing tool.
It closes off blood vessels so they don’t bleed you out.
joe, get a clear glass piece put in so we can see your insides. I'm sure they are black.
[Jun 27,2003 9:59am - succubus ""]
i forgot to say..
YAY for socialized heathcare!
:sarcasm:
[Jun 27,2003 10:03am - joe/notcommon ""]
the tumor was a ball of shirvely white stuff, drenched in blood
it was a little bigger then those bouncy balls that kids play with
one of the nurses seemed to be losing her composure, i probably have vomit inside me
[Jun 27,2003 10:59am - WhyamIandasshole ""]
You should have shelacked it and then worn it around your neck.
[Jun 27,2003 11:12am - the_reverend ""]
and put a clock in it.
[Jun 27,2003 11:33am - joe/notcommon ""]
haha, that would have been phat
[Jun 27,2003 12:17pm - the_reverend ""]
dope.