Alternate Histories[views:5422][posts:47]__________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:32am - litacore ""] Eddie Van Halen wanted Patty Smyth (of Scandal--you know, "shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang-bang, I am the warrior") to replace David Lee Roth the shoulda-woulda-coulda's of the metal world-- post your alternate band histories! who should've replaced Cliff, for instance? >:] |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:35am - paganmegan ""] I heard the patty smythe thing. I guess she was tempted to join but couldn't imagine singing hot for teacher haha |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:35am - dreadkill ""] john bush almost took over metallica's lead vocals because hetfield wasn't sure if he wanted to sing. they were going to have joey vera replace cliff |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:36am - dreadkill ""] everyone knows the one about dimebag almost joining megadeth for rust in peace, but backing out when vinnie couldn't join. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:37am - litacore ""] would metallica have ended up blowing as many goats down the line as they do now? armored saint were pretty awesome, but no strangers to cheese |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:37am - dreadkill ""] true. who knows what would have happened? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:41am - litacore ""] perhaps if they'd hung Jesus Christ people would be kneeling in front of a fucking gibbet |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:57am - WhyamIandasshole ""] My favorite it what if Dave never left metallica. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 10:59am - paganmegan ""] How about if cliff never wound up under the bus? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:00am - WhyamIandasshole ""] Oh if Kirk and Clif didnt switch beds and Kirk ended up under the bus. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:01am - paganmegan ""] I think that would have been the preferable course of fate |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:03am - WhyamIandasshole ""] If only I had bought that Time machine on Ebay |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:18am - Josh_Martin ""] What if Kerry King had quit Slayer and stayed with Megadeth? What if Eddie Van Halen had replaced Ace Frehley in Kiss? What if Ron McGoveny had won the fight he got into with Dave Mustaine, resulting in Dave getting kicked out several months earlier, prior to Metallica moving north, meaning they would've gotten a different replacement for him and Kirk Hammet would've stayed with Exodus and the H Team would've been Holt/Hammet instead of Holt/Hunolt. What if Jimi Hendrix hadn't been banging a white chick at the time of his death? Would the ambulance guys have taken better care of him so he wouldn't die? |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:22am - litacore ""] what if Cronos hadn't left venom in the late 80's/early 90's? well, I would own three or four more venom CDs, if so |
| _________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:23am - Abraxas ""] Eddie Van Halen in Kiss, that would have been interesting. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:27am - litacore ""] haha, someone photoshop his makeup design |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:28am - litacore ""] Josh_Martin said:What if Eddie Van Halen had replaced Ace Frehley in Kiss? haha, good ol' Ace-- "open the door, Jew!" |
| _______________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:31am - moran ""] Metal Church asked Phil Anselmo to sing for them before Pantera got signed. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 11:32am - Joe/NotCommon ""] moran said:Metal Church asked Phil Anselmo to sing for them before Pantera got signed. Dimebag would still be alive if that happened. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:21pm - swamplorddvm ""] What if Chuck never died? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:23pm - KillerKadoogan ""] what if repulsion and Chuck kept it together? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:26pm - tbone_r ""] what would have happened to spinal tap if the stones were of normal size and there wasn't a midge running around them? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:29pm - swamplorddvm ""] What if Aaron was never born? Then "hardcore" would be as good, if not, better than Metal. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:47pm - tbone_r ""] that ass |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 12:49pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] What would I have laughed about if Dimebag wasn't shot to death 'for breaking up Pantera'? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 1:15pm - Josh_Martin ""] KillerKadoogan said:what if repulsion and Chuck kept it together? Either Death would've been a lot better or Repulsion would've been a lot worse. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 1:45pm - Christraper ""] what if my balls didnt itch |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 1:54pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Christraper said:what if my balls didnt itch then I could take these examination gloves off |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:03pm - Christraper ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Christraper said:what if my balls didnt itch then I could take these examination gloves off Y'know Joe youve been fondling those an awfully long time. Arent you supposed to ask me to cough or something? |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:04pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I would have, but my mouth was full |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:06pm - Christraper ""] wow dude |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:06pm - Christraper ""] i tried to think of a witty comeback but thats all i could muster. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:06pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I was eating a sandwich, im no fag! |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:07pm - Christraper ""] right, right..... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:07pm - Christraper ""] and my screen name doesnt imply that i have sex with men..... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:09pm - Christraper ""] oops |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:10pm - Christraper ""] i mean... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:10pm - Christraper ""] im straight too |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:10pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] fags are totally gay, i hate them |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:11pm - Christraper ""] then maybe you shouldnt be fondling my nutsack |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:12pm - Christraper ""] cuz i definitely think that qualifies as homosexual activity |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:13pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i was just comparing them to blue's nuts |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:14pm - Christraper ""] his nuts have sideburns! everyone knows that!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:15pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 2:18pm - KillerKadoogan ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I would have, but my mouth was full that's the funniest god damn thing you've ever said |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 3:48pm - tbone_r ""] haha awful. i've seen you on this board at least as long as 2/3 months ago and i just realized that your name is christ raper, not chris traper. [img] yayyy me |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2005 3:52pm - Christraper ""] bravo. dont worry, your not the only one. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 4,2005 5:10pm - Abbath ""] i always wonder what would happen if Dead didn't kill himself and Varg didn't kill Euronymous... would black metal still be around without all the controvery behind the scene? or would it have been an explosion and we'd have none of fake bm bands like cof and dimmu? would mayhem become mainstream?! ahahahahha i think about those events all the time. |