HIV++[views:3863][posts:4]_______________________________________ [Mar 10,2005 10:48pm - neoclassical ""] GNAA announces open source, object-oriented political revolution Helsinki, FI (WZNS) - Internet think tank GNAA today introduced its latest invention, HIV++, which binds together diverse technologies of a previously closed nature. Integrating political theory with open source licenses and modern genetics, HIV++ is a fully object-oriented, open source version of political liberalism to which anyone can subscribe. "The revolution might not be televised, but surely it will be on the Internet," said GNAA "Head" Technologist g0sp-hell. "Where such things as the Democratic Party and Amnesty International were proprietary and of limited compatibility, HIV++ fuses object-oriented technology with modern viral memetics, and produces a plausible vector for world class conflict and liberal democratic revolution." GNAA scientists determined early this decade that the ongoing revolt of the masses against the elites, which began in ancient Greece or before among Indo-European populations, was failing due to a reliance upon fixed form-factor and branded sources. Inspired by the open source movement, which like world communist has overthrown decadent capitalists worldwide, a GNAA design team began work on a next-generation open source class revolt. "It became clear to us at that time that digital and linguistic translation was not enough," said GNAA technologist Penisbird. "So we turned to nature, and nature's most inspiring monument to Gay Niggerness, namely the HIV virus that causes AIDS." For much of the world, having AIDS - being "HIV+" - is symbolic of their status as a forgotten underclass, trampled by the ruthless feet of a financial and social elite. "HIV, to me, it means being part of our people," said Rufus Washington-Rosenberg, from his customary street corner at Gessner and Beechnut in Houston, Texas. "They, they've got all the money, they're the ones in movies and shit, and we've got our streetcorners and AIDS. Revolution, I say!" HIV++ uses object-oriented technology to encode a liberal predilection toward egalitarian world class revolt within the hard protein shell of a modified AIDS virus. This enables users to acquire it via passive anal intercourse, and thus without having even cracked a book, become fully aware of class revolution, its implications and liberal dogma. "Alright!" said Chaim Rothstein-Gonzales, from his cardboard seat at New York Ave and 14th Street NW in Washington, DC. "This way the people are gonna rise up with what they already have!" Where the normal AIDS virus, having been designed by corporate committees at the RAND Corporation and Central Intelligence Agency, is weak and barely survives for seventy-two hours outside of the exciting fluids of the human body, HIV++ is hardy and comes with a built-in pop-up blocker. "The people have spoken," said Penisbird, "and they want something that fits their lifestyles and helps integrate them into the mob revolt that is the foundations of leftism." Penisbird brushed aside comparisons to Communism and Apple Computer, Inc., which most experts agree are similar attempts. "HIV++ does not rely on factionalism," said Penisbird. "Anyone who participates in an Open Source lifestyle can get it, and pass along the good news. Communism failed, and the Democratic party has always failed, but this time, the masses are gonna have their day in the sun - thanks to HIV++!" http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-hivplus |
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