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[QUOTE="Christraper:230183"]I hate cops. I got a bag of some ok midgrades friday night which was all fine and good. Then the next day my friend Brian calls me up and tells me hes got a quarter of what he says is some very good pot. He was right. It was beautiful. He handed me this giant neon green bud with orange and purple hairs and crystals you could snort off the fucking thing. We were so happy, me and my bud. BUT THEN I GOT PULLED OVER AND THOSE FUCKERS TOOK IT ALL AWAY FROM ME!!!!! We completely got away with it which is great because that means i get to keep my job, my girl, and my liscence but oh god you shouldve seen this shit!!! It was so beautiful!!! Those bastards! Even the cops were impressed with it! They couldnt stop staring at it. He asked me to get out of the car. "You been drinkin kid?" "No sir." "How come I can smell alcahol on you?" "Im not sure sir." Officer Hardass starts digging through my pockets. "You got anything on you kid?" "No sir." As soon as i said no he pulls my dugout out of my pocket. "Whats this kid?" "I forgot that was in there sir, im terribly sorry." "You got anything else on you kid?" "No sir" Then he pulls the bag of midgrades out of my jacket "Oh except for that sir" "What else you got kid?" "Nothing sir" Then he pulls the bigger bag of more expensive and extremely beautiful pot out of my jacket. "Oops." "You sure you aint been drinkin kid???" "Im positive officer." "Holy shit this looks like some pretty good stuff." "Yes sir..er...i mean.....yes sir......" It was like 2 in the morning and i guess they didnt feel like doing the paperwork so they lectured me for a half hour in the back of their police car and then let us go. We went back to Brians house, shat our pants, and Brian got the two of us incredibly stoned. I drove home that night about 10 miles under the speed limit. :thescream: [/QUOTE]
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