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[QUOTE="wakeoftears:230256"]One time I threw a party at my house while my dad went to Canada with his girlfriend. I told my Mom I was going out to party with some friends and id be back the next day. So my mom being the suspicious bitch that she is, came by my dads house and immediately called the cops, seeing people inside. So the cops came by and took all our beer and my buddy's bowl. Luckily they didnt find the bowlpack I had left, even with the dog searching my room, and all the xanax we had all ingested. Anyways the funny part was when the cops came out with a bag full of oregano they found behind my dresser. I had found a quarter of some nasty shit on my Dad's drawer like 6 months before then, smoked it all, replaced it with oregano (cuz my dad doesnt smoke, i dont know why he had it in the first place), and forgot to put it back in his drawer cuz I was high. "Hey kid, look what we found! Thought you could just dump this behind your dresser eh?" "Thats not weed." "Sure kid, what else could this possibly be?" "Oregano, sir." *Cops proceeds to sniff the baggie*"You little... So what, are you selling fake bags to the people now?" I just shrugged and laughed. I was fucking toasted at that point. My big brother shows up fucking pissed that they didnt find any weed in my room, so he rips it apart and finds another rolled up baggie and a sock with what looks like resin on it. "AHAH, you little shit. Look what I found, you and your dog arent very efficient!"(to the cop) I just laughed and told them to open that baggie too, it was some clay they found in my brother's closet, and I informed them the resin look-alike was infact paint. Next they found some copper piping that my little brother constructed on his tour of his technical high school with some of that same clay in it. At first they thought it was some home made smoking piece, but when they tried to suck through it it was clogged by the clay. Then they came to the dramatic conclusion... "HEY THIS IS ONE OF THEM PIPE BOMBS!!!" That guy looked like he was going to shit himself. I cant remember a time when I have laughed harder right in a cops face. It was obviously in a shape of a 'J', I explained, which stood for 'Jayme', the owner of the room he found it in. They also found a ton of porn Jayme was hiding and through it all over the room. All in All it was a crazy ass night. The cops couldnt take us down to the station even though my mom wanted them to and that made her flip out even more. We only got 6 hours of community service, of which our local detective only made us do 3 1/2. I think the best part of the night was this however: Officer Clifford:"Kid, next time you through a party, do it around your moms menstrual cycle."[/QUOTE]
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