have you ever......[views:1580][posts:26]_________________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 12:59pm - humanbonedeathmachine ""] woke up after a night of drinking to take a piss and have 2 streams of piss coming out of your dick not being able to make both of em into the toilet? |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:00pm - blue ""] ive had that happen, only not after a night of drinking. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:03pm - the_reverend ""] I get the dual streams all the time. but it's rare that they don't both make it into the toilet. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:21pm - swamplorddvm ""] How does THAT work? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:30pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] swamplorddvm said:How does THAT work? [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:31pm - swamplorddvm ""] I see. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:35pm - wakeoftears ""] DUAL streams? haha, Ive gotten like, a wide or thick one before, but never 2. Double peeing freaks. |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:39pm - Josh_hates_you ""] the 2 streams for me is usualy one big one straight into the toilet and then this odd stream that does not project forth, it just kind of falls out of my tip and hits the floor or my feet. it is even weirder to me that i can get up at 3 to piss and be fine then wake up at 8 with a hangover and sometimes puking if i went to bed with right after drinking. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:43pm - Josh_Martin ""] When I was a much bigger alkie than I am now I used to get dual streams a lot. One day I finally figured out what caused it. A tiny, tiny piece of lint would get lodged in my dickhole, separating the stream. When the two streams join back together it means your piss has forced out the lint. Sure its kinda gross but its better than finding out you have an STD. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 1:58pm - RustedAngel ""] solution to the dual piss... cup your hand and hold it out to ricochet one of the streams into the toilet. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:02pm - the_reverend ""] POWER PISSING! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:03pm - powerkok ""] I only get dual streams, after a night of porkin. As for the drinking, I take 'olympic' pisses. Those are when U havta stand back about 5 or 6 feet, just to be able to get the correct trajectory, with given arch being much too obtuse for apartment toilets. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:03pm - Christraper ""] or just give it a good shake, that usually breaks it apart |
| ________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:03pm - Hooker ""] just piss in the kitchen sink. problem solved. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:03pm - powerkok ""] btw tom....u should do the cup thing, then not wash and have a bagel. take a walk on the wild side!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:05pm - Christraper ""] I hate it when you really have to piss in the morning but you cant because you have a hard on. You practically have to do a fucking handstand on the toilet seat. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:06pm - blue ""] powerkok said:I only get dual streams, after a night of porkin. bingo. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:07pm - the_reverend ""] your dix must be full of syph |
| __________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:08pm - powerkok ""] LoL.....no, I just fall asleep mid sperm-explosion and it adheres to my kotz. |
| ______________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:11pm - blue ""] myself, on the other hand, am full of the syph. the discharge makes for a fantastic cracker spread. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:19pm - Hooker ""] it's like a mustard plug. it's not anything with std's or anything. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:22pm - the_reverend ""] I just pissed 2 streams! and then I realized my boxers were on backwards. oopies! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:41pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] powerkok said:LoL.....no, I just fall asleep mid sperm-explosion and it adheres to my kotz. quoth the powerkok |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 2:42pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Hooker said:just piss in the kitchen sink. problem solved. I've actually had to go in the bathtub because I woke up hard and I couldn't hold it any longer. |
| _______________________________ [Mar 22,2005 9:41pm - jesus ""] Josh_hates_you said: it is even weirder to me that i can get up at 3 to piss and be fine then wake up at 8 with a hangover and sometimes puking if i went to bed with right after drinking. happens to me every fucking time |
| ________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 11:16pm - timma ""] yeah, i've experience the Wrath of 2 Stream. definately sucks, especially when you gotta try to make both go in the toilet. |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 22,2005 11:19pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] another shitty thing that happens when you first wake up is the random direction spout. Usually it points straight up in the air and you end up pissing all over the back of the toilet, then pushing your cock down so quickly that you piss all over your feet, and eventually you find the right way to aim to get it into the toilet. Not fun, unless you like that sort of thing. |