Why did Christrapers asshole explode at 3 in the morning last night?[views:3369][posts:10][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:18pm - Christraper ""] I woke up at three in the morning last night with some severe stomach cramps and farting and eventually it dawned on me that I probably need to take a shit. I was right. Boy was I right. That was some serious ass vomit and it lasted untill this morning. However I didnt eat an awful lot yesterday so Im not quite sure what the cause of it was which is why im leaving it up to you to decide. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:20pm - litacore ""] I blame organized religion. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:21pm - Christraper ""] Does milk go bad if you buy it and then leave it in the trunk for two hours while you go see a movie? |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:21pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i blame the jewish media |
| ________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:22pm - Beakey ""] I\'ve heard of rare instances in which people will either vomit or shit as a way to subconsciously try to rid themselves of their relationship with Joe McNamara. Could be that I guess. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:24pm - Christraper ""] kind of like during an exorcism? |
| ________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:26pm - Beakey ""] Exactly. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:28pm - RichHorror ""] I blame the three jew bankers that run the world's economy. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:29pm - litacore ""] I blame the butt! |
| ________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:30pm - Hooker ""] Damn dude. So you left milk in your trunk for two hours, then ate cap'n crunch with it.... then had lots of sex? Was the guy well hung? That might have something to do with it. *trombone warble* |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 4,2005 12:40pm - Christraper ""] Hooker said:Damn dude. So you left milk in your trunk for two hours, then ate cap'n crunch with it.... then had lots of sex? Was the guy well hung? That might have something to do with it. *trombone warble* No she had a wicked small dick. In fact from what I can remember she didnt have one at all because, well....shes a she. You might even say shes my girlfriend. Because thats what she is. So milk really can go bad that quickly? It was still kind of cold by the time we got it to the house. |