So this girl has been coming on to me for the past few weeks...
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[Apr 6,2005 4:14pm - pisscup ""]
and I guess I'm pretty much going out with her tonight. I'm supposed to meet her at 6 when she gets out of work. Yeah, she's a bartender, where else am I supposed to meet girls???? but here's the poll anyways... Should I
[Apr 6,2005 4:19pm - Abbath ""]
smell clean at least son!
[Apr 6,2005 4:22pm - Todd_Bombshelter ""]
Introduce yourself as Pisscup. see what she says
[Apr 6,2005 4:23pm - KeithMutiny ""]
febreeze... thats all i can say dood
[Apr 6,2005 4:45pm - kellthevalkyrie ""]
i went with the whiskey. that's what i do before i go out with the men.
[Apr 6,2005 4:47pm - phobia ""]
what kind of question is this? you know what to do... WHISKEY
[Apr 6,2005 4:49pm - Hooker ""]
whiskey makes sex like shooting pool with a rope.
[Apr 6,2005 4:50pm - phobia ""]
haha
[Apr 6,2005 6:12pm - tbone_r ""]
if in the middle of the date you decide you don't want to continue, you should bring her to the bar where she works. 60% of the time it works everytime.
[Apr 6,2005 6:14pm - KeithMutiny ""]
tbone_r said: 60% of the time it works everytime.
huh?
[Apr 6,2005 6:16pm - dan. ""]
you should probably post about it on the internet
[Apr 6,2005 6:20pm - KeithMutiny ""]
if youve met him, this is a very legit thread, hahaha
[Apr 6,2005 6:47pm - hoser ""]
Tell her that you're a gay sympathizing, liberal, left winger. The truth should scare her off quickly. You won't have to worry about that pesky girl anymore.
[Apr 6,2005 6:58pm - powerkok ""]
HAHAHAHA the vikings are reclaiming this fag laden area.
Go home, nothing to see here.
[Apr 6,2005 7:05pm - Scoracrasia ""]
Hire 12 russian dudes with enormous cock & balls to rape her behind the bar within the ass region.
[Apr 6,2005 7:05pm - Hooker ""]
You should pee in her butt.
[Apr 6,2005 7:12pm - KeithMutiny ""]
ask her right off the bat, before you even say hi, if she does 3rd input.
[Apr 6,2005 8:01pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
i say blow her off and get durnk/high....or show up on acid !
[Apr 6,2005 8:07pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
JYFIHP!
[Apr 6,2005 8:09pm - RichHorror ""]
Hit her with a brick.
[Apr 6,2005 8:12pm - KeithMutiny ""]
ask if shes got hot friends that wanna join
[Apr 6,2005 8:29pm - neoclassical ""]
ANAL <3 ANAL
[Apr 7,2005 9:26am - pisscup ""]
I went with the whiskey
[Apr 7,2005 9:38am - kellthevalkyrie ""]
pisscup said:I went with the whiskey
good choice. how did it work out?
[Apr 7,2005 9:45am - Christraper ""]
KeithMutiny said:ask her right off the bat, before you even say hi, if she does 3rd input.
HAHAHA!!!!
[Apr 7,2005 10:21am - pisscup ""]
kellthevalkyrie said:pisscup said:I went with the whiskey
good choice. how did it work out?
I don't quite remember
[Apr 7,2005 10:29am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
Todd_Bombshelter said:Introduce yourself as Pisscup. see what she says
todd, by far, wins this round of internet mockery.
that's some funny shit
