Happy fuckin birthday to MEEE![views:3315][posts:68]_____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:30am - KeithMutiny ""] i honestly never thought i\'d live to see 24... come on folks, make me feel special just this once, hahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:40am - Josh_hates_you ""] i think when joe NC turned 24 my response was 24 year olds are gay. since i don't turn 24 for another 6 weeks,i can still say 24 year olds are gay. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 2:24am - Scoracrasia ""] I'll be 32 this year. I always said I know I am going to be forced to live to see it.:nuke: |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 2:32am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Happy ejection from the womb day, go kiss your Mom's birth canal! |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 2:33am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] happy birthday, keithy! |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 2:44am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] happy birthday you midgetfucking cumdumpster. how's that for special? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 3:28am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Your birthday is on Earth Day. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 7:20am - Joe/NotCommon ""] The end days are upon us. Oh happy birthday Keith. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 7:47am - SuperFly ""] HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was 24. Not the old sad sack of shit I am now. I'm hung-over and angry today. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 8:48am - RustedAngel ""] happy birthday honey. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:41am - powerkok ""] Why didnt you think youd live to see 24? Are you in a gang or something? Drug user? Aids? I dont get it. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:47am - paganmegan ""] happy birthday keith mutiny on behalf of heineken |
| ________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:50am - Abbath ""] happy bday sucka mc |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:51am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I hugged my penis thinking it was keith mutiny |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:51am - RichHorror ""] powerkok said:Why didnt you think youd live to see 24? Are you in a gang or something? Drug user? Aids? I dont get it. He's a white boy and used to live in Lowell. [I think.] |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:52am - SuperFly ""] He's from DOT. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:53am - Joe/NotCommon ""] No, he is from Dorchester. I went to school with him way back when. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:53am - SuperFly ""] like I said. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:53am - RichHorror ""] Well, he's still a white devil. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:55am - powerkok ""] Ahh...ok. That means nothing to me....Is that supposed to a rough town or something? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:57am - RichHorror ""] It's like being in a 24-hour Spike Lee joint. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:57am - powerkok ""] HAHAHHA ok I getcha. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 9:58am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Your post wasn't there when I started typing mine Jeffrey, don't be a play hata. Dorchester today is like that movie Judgement Night, minus the awesome Onyx/Biohazard song. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:01am - SuperFly ""] sorry jo-jo, I ain't no playa hata. I only hate myself. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:02am - RichHorror ""] Darkchester. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:02am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Don't hate yourself, it was your music that kept Keith going all this time. Disrupt is so inspirational! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:03am - RichHorror ""] That's what Keith meant. He didn't know if he could go on living in a post-Disrupt world. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""] lets write and perform in a musical about the post-disrupt world through they eyes of keith. we can all play ourselves. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:05am - RichHorror ""] Only if I can also play with myself. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:07am - RichHorror ""] I nominate Jonathan Taylor Thomas of Home Improvement fame to play the young Keith Mutiny. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I nominate Macalay Culkin to play Keith's ex-girlfriend |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:08am - RichHorror ""] I have a hard-on just thinking about the love scenes. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:09am - SuperFly ""] you guys are fucked |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:10am - RichHorror ""] Keith right now is writing an impassioned letter to Jeff asking if Disrupt will reform. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:13am - SuperFly ""] there better be a big fat check inside that letter |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:14am - Joe/NotCommon ""] What child stars can play Keith and myself and our former class mates at the school grounds of St.Gregorys? Tom Sellek can play Father Parise. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:15am - powerkok ""] Id say the 4 eyed kid from Jerry mcgwire plays Joe, and keith is played by Dakota Fanning. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:16am - SuperFly ""] did that priest touch you in funny places? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:16am - RichHorror ""] That kid in the Eurotrip movie who goosesteps and sieg heils is an obvious choice for the young Joe Not Common. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:17am - RichHorror ""] If he looked like Tom Selleck, I'd let him touch all my funny places. ... I uh... I mean I hate faggots. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:17am - Joe/NotCommon ""] But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith. I think that whatever that creature was that played Simon Birch should be in the movie, not sure who he could play but we can make up a new person in Keith's troubled life for the adaptation of his life. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:19am - SuperFly ""] happy birthday keith just trying to get this thread back to where it was |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:19am - powerkok ""] Joe/NotCommon said:But I want to have sex with Dakota Fanning, but not Keith. Easily the best\worst NC quite ever! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:19am - RichHorror ""] Also the best lie Joe has ever told. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:20am - Joe/NotCommon ""] If I tell you what the priests did to me, then I will go to hell. Please don't make me go to hell Jeff. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:22am - SuperFly ""] hell wont be so bad. I used to be in a band called CORKY, based on the greatest tv show ever, LIFE GOES ON, so I am definately going to hell. and I'll probably be dead before you, so you will know someone when you get there. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:23am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I want to have sex with Simon Birch |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:24am - RichHorror ""] Everyone Joe knows will be waiting in Hell for him. Waiting to rape him. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:25am - RichHorror ""] Next time I see Keith I'm going to give him a birthday lapdance. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:28am - KeithMutiny ""] Hell will be nice, at least we'll all already know eachother |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:36am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Now all we need to do is create Keith's future and we can finish this story up. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:37am - SuperFly ""] he has no future |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""] this might be a short musical. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:47am - RichHorror ""] I just wrote Keith's life story on a toothpick. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 10:48am - SuperFly ""] haha |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 11:15am - KeithMutiny ""] i bet you didnt even need the whole toothpick |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 11:30am - SuperFly ""] you could probably fit it on a single grain of rice, HA! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 11:59am - Joe/NotCommon ""] A single grain of rice: the musical biography of keith mutiny When I get back from Philly I am gonna find and scan our kindergarten class picture (where I won the art contest, motherfuckers!) |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 12:37pm - SuperFly ""] that has a nice ring to it |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 12:54pm - KeithMutiny ""] ill play myself in the musical as long as disrupt reunites to do the soundtrack |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 12:57pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i think as a birthday wish for Keith Disrupt should play the Grind/Doom fest if Goat's Blood isn't playing. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:00pm - SuperFly ""] there's a better chance of this musical happening |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] SuperFly said:there's a better chance of this musical happening lame lame lame lame ! |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:01pm - KeithMutiny ""] ill fuckin write and produce a godam musical if thats what it takes |
| __________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:02pm - SuperFly ""] please stop torturing me |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] this aggression man, this agression will not stand. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 1:06pm - Strep_Cunt ""] happy birthday keith. it only gets worse. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 4:16pm - blue nli ""] i might get you a beer tonight. if i can actually afford it. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 22,2005 5:24pm - PatMeebles ""] I did not know this... |