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That VW Jetta commercial...

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[Apr 26,2005 12:04am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I am sure that you have all seen it...

A guy is driving some clients to the airport and the boss guy in the front seat says "Let's check the scores before we take off" and he clicks on the stereo and extreme Metal starts playing loudly, everyone in the car is speechless.

I wonder what band that is? It sounds like Swedeath.
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[Apr 26,2005 12:05am - dreadkill ""]
diecast
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[Apr 26,2005 12:06am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Really?!
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[Apr 26,2005 12:08am - dreadkill ""]
unfortunately
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[Apr 26,2005 12:20am - Josh_hates_you ""]
i was suprised when i found out it was diecast too.
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[Apr 26,2005 2:31am - BestialOnslaught ""]
Dwyer mistaking Metalcore for Death Metal... Whoda thunk it! :ralphie:
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[Apr 26,2005 2:32am - succubus ""]
i was gonna post it when it first strted airing..it's hilarious
and the only only reason i didn't is bcz of the poop talking
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[Apr 26,2005 2:56am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
It's like a 3 or 4 second clip and it sounds Death Metally to me!
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[Apr 26,2005 3:05am - BestialOnslaught ""]
Haha yeah, it's a pretty non-genre specific "heavy" riff, could have been anything... I just assumed it was some generic ad agency house band or something.
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[Apr 26,2005 1:12pm - dreadkill ""]
it's on for 2 seconds. it is hard to tell specifically what it is. i, too, was surprised to read that it was diecast. they could have picked a better band, but for 2 seconds, it really doesn't matter.
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[Apr 26,2005 1:26pm - Kinslayer  ""]
Its a bullshit commercial not only because the band sucks balls but the end is basically "you'll stop listening to heavy music when you grow up"


Kill yourselves...
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[Apr 26,2005 2:40pm - uallsuck  ""]
OH shit. That band sounds sick in that commercial. Let me find out who it is. Oh wait a minute it's Diecast and I'm not supposed to like them. Now I will pretend I hate it. (am I cool yet?)
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[Apr 26,2005 2:42pm - RustedAngel ""]
dwyer, all your death metal scene points have been REVOKED!!!!!!!!!
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[Apr 26,2005 2:48pm - destroyyoualot ""]
uallsuck said:OH shit. That band sounds sick in that commercial. Let me find out who it is. Oh wait a minute it's Diecast and I'm not supposed to like them. Now I will pretend I hate it. (am I cool yet?)


If the record was ten seconds long, they'd be awesome. Unlike what they, in reality, are. Which is puppy shit.
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[Apr 26,2005 3:06pm - swamplorddvm ""]
diecast? Toobad.
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[Apr 26,2005 3:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahahaha diecast... I thought without a doubt it was some nu-metal band I never heard of. I guess I was only half right
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[Apr 26,2005 8:09pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
At least they didn't play enough of the song to give them any actual exposure.
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[Apr 26,2005 8:42pm - Bradness ""]
Kinslayer said:Its a bullshit commercial not only because the band sucks balls but the end is basically "you'll stop listening to heavy music when you grow up"


Kill yourselves...



man, you must be the life of the party
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[Apr 26,2005 8:42pm - ArmageddAnne ""]
BestialOnslaught said:Dwyer mistaking Metalcore for Death Metal... Whoda thunk it! :ralphie:


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[Apr 26,2005 8:49pm - succubus ""]
Bradness said:Kinslayer said:Its a bullshit commercial not only because the band sucks balls but the end is basically "you'll stop listening to heavy music when you grow up"


Kill yourselves...



man, you must be the life of the party



hahahahaha brad!
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[Apr 26,2005 8:50pm - pisscup ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:I am sure you have all seen it...


Huh?

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[Apr 26,2005 8:55pm - uallsuck  ""]
My favorite thing in the world is to sit at home and growl at myself in the mirror and listen to scary underground metal. Death metal and black metal aren't heavy and underground enough anymore. I listen to bloody colon poo metal. It's so illegible and heavy my ass bleeds.
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[Apr 26,2005 9:15pm - slowlypeelingtheflesh ""]
RustedAngel said:dwyer, all your death metal scene points have been REVOKED!!!!!!!!!




hahaha pwn3d
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[Apr 26,2005 9:31pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Oh, get real!
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[Apr 26,2005 9:37pm - retzam ""]
uallsuck said:My favorite thing in the world is to sit at home and growl at myself in the mirror and listen to scary underground metal. Death metal and black metal aren't heavy and underground enough anymore. I listen to bloody colon poo metal. It's so illegible and heavy my ass bleeds.


I believe I speak for everyone when I say I have no idea what your aim in saying this was. I can't tell if you are trying to mock people who listen to metal in some way, or people who don't like diecast, or if you are just spouting random nonsense hoping we are annoyed. I'm at a loss.
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[Apr 26,2005 9:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I just fucked my baby sister
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[Apr 26,2005 9:46pm - Hooker ""]
shocking!
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[Apr 27,2005 12:40pm - anonymous  ""]
whoa whoa whoa. anyone got a link to this commercial?
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[Apr 27,2005 2:06pm - diamond nli  ""]
BestialOnslaught said:Dwyer mistaking Metalcore for Death Metal... Whoda thunk it! :ralphie:



why the suprise? he's been doing it for years!
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[Apr 27,2005 4:20pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
FUCK OFF!!!
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[Apr 27,2005 4:24pm - the_reverend ""]
ahahahah.

I thought it was godsmack.
I know when slipknot used to be on the radio, you\'d hear the double bass and thing \"whoah what is this that they are play\" oonly meer seconds later to have your hopes dashed.
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[Apr 27,2005 4:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
DIECAST is on that CD compilation that Century Media gave out at the NE Fest and their song reminds me of old SICK OF IT ALL.

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[Apr 27,2005 4:58pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:ahahahah.

I thought it was godsmack.
I know when slipknot used to be on the radio, you\'d hear the double bass and thing \"whoah what is this that they are play\" oonly meer seconds later to have your hopes dashed.




no you didn't

you said "mudvayne" when you first heard it
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[Apr 28,2005 12:31am - diamond nli  ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:FUCK OFF!!!



ahahah it was a joke dude, relax.
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[Apr 28,2005 12:41am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
hahaha not for nothing, but everyone can lick John Dwyer's balls...he's right, it sounds all death metally for 2 seconds. It's like double bass and some tremolo picking shit plus a screamy thing.

fuck, I would have said death metal too had I not seen Diecast on the website.
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[Apr 28,2005 12:42am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Not everyone can lick my balls, I am very selective!
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[Apr 28,2005 1:27am - powerkok ""]
just hairy doodz?
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[Apr 28,2005 1:28am - powerkok ""]
The fact that I have no idea if Diecast is Death metal or not, makes me happy.


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