squirts*[views:7455][posts:40]________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:00pm - Soloman ""] So my pilonidal cyst just burst. :nuke: I spent 10 minutes in the bathroom squeezing it dry. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:05pm - swamplorddvm ""] Damn. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] how did you do that in the mirror? [img] damn, I'm trying to eat here. |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:18pm - powerkok ""] is that an ass cyst? |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:19pm - powerkok ""] oh...n/m ouch |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:21pm - Soloman ""] no mirror, i just squeezed the area with toilet paper until the bloody goop ceased. Unfortunately, i'm pretty positive there are remnants left behind. Nice picture by the way. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:21pm - the_reverend ""] what the fuck is wrong with the human body? |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:22pm - Soloman ""] powerkok said:is that an ass cyst? yes basically. they appear right above the tail bone. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:22pm - the_reverend ""] ps: I smell an album cover... |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:23pm - Soloman ""] The new one is good, but Pilonidal is by far their best album. |
| _____________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:24pm - swamplorddvm ""] I saw a nasty pic of a hole ABOVE some one butt hole in bizzare mag. |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2005 1:26pm - Soloman ""] i havent looked at it in the mirror yet. I sure hope it doesnt look like that pic. I doubt it does though. The sore in the pic looks like it would be a bit more painful. |
| _______________________________________ [May 6,2005 4:52pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] those things suck, i got one from falling on my skateboard....they smell pretty gnarly when they burst |
| ________________________________ [May 6,2005 5:13pm - Soloman ""] Falling while skateboarding is a nobel way to get one. Mine is just from sitting on my ass i'm sure. smell eh? gross. maybe mine hasn't hit the sweet spot yet. |
| _______________________________ [May 6,2005 5:37pm - Hooker ""] so wait... does it all lie under your skin in a tube like that? |
| _________________________________ [May 6,2005 8:35pm - sinistas ""] it's usually much closer to the tailbone. worst shit ever. |
| _____________________________ [May 6,2005 8:51pm - cdan ""] whoa, im jealous, i want one. marcos you have a nice ass. good pic rev. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 7,2005 1:22pm - mark fucking richards ""] i think i have one of them there pilonidialallakjsdlfkjoaiwuer cysts, from when my cousin decided to punch me in the tailbone repeatedly 2 years ago. awesome. |
| _________________________________ [May 7,2005 1:30pm - powerkok ""] I had one, but it wasnt that type...it was on my inner asscheek, and I hadda wear a manpon when it busted. Nothing is more traumatic than squatting over a mirror and glaring at my asshole. |
| ________________________________ [May 7,2005 1:38pm - soloman ""] wow. didnt realize how many people's lives have been touched by the ass cyst. |
| _________________________________ [May 7,2005 1:40pm - powerkok ""] More than they will admit, Im sure. |
| ____________________________________ [May 7,2005 2:03pm - __THeMoor__ ""] A.C.A.-Ass Cysts Anonymous Join us Tusday nights at the rec center for friendly conversation and support... Free Punch and Cake... |
| _______________________________________ [May 7,2005 2:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] "I'll take the cysts." "You can't have both cysts. You can take ovarian cysts--" "I want ass cysts." |
| _______________________________________ [May 7,2005 3:27pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] powerkok said:and I hadda wear a manpon when it busted. yes! i called it that too when mine blew up |
| _________________________________ [May 7,2005 3:49pm - powerkok ""] hahahaa manpon wearers unite! |
| ___________________________________ [May 7,2005 4:03pm - PatMeebles ""] Soloman said:The new one is good, but Pilonidal is by far their best album. It just bursts with integrity |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2005 11:12pm - the_reverend ""] I hate you cause now I'm paranoid about getting one of these... |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2005 11:17pm - lady c nli ""] i had one of those removed. worst pain i've ever endured in my life. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 8:47am - Soloman ""] i'm getting mine removed on tuesday. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 10:02am - powerkok ""] Even tho it popped, you still need to get it taken out? |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2005 10:15am - ~Carina~ ""] I have recurring cysts in my ovaries, had them rupture in me...not fun..never surgically removed...i f*ckin hate them. I've had lumps removed from my chest a couple of times...once i was asleep but the last time i was awake and SAW them do it and smelled the smell as they burned through the flesh on my chest |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 10:19am - powerkok ""] And people whine when their back hurts!! Gross, did it smell like burnt hair or chicken? |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:33am - retzam ""] powerkok said:And people whine when their back hurts!! Gross, did it smell like burnt hair or chicken? I dunno, I'd rather have a a few cysts dispersed throughout my life than constant back pain that would all but incapacitate me. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:33am - retzam ""] Dammit, I KNOW that because I said that I'm going to get cysts, I just know it. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:05pm - ~Carina~ ""] PK, it smelled of burning rubber... grosss and Retzam..who said anything about a few dispersed cysts? i've been battling ovarian cysts for quite some time, other than the nausea, stomach pain, and other crap it causes...i've almost put on a few pounds...imagine being in A LOT of pain and feeling like crap almost all the time...it's been well over a year of this bullshit and i've missed shows because of it too, been in the hospital, you name it...whatever all cysts suck..hopefully you are doing better soloman |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:21pm - retzam ""] No Carina, I wasn't referring to you in my post. I knew you'd think so too, I almost said something. I'm not saying that cysts are a walk in the park (and my diction could have been better: "I'd rather have a few cysts..."), but back problems will put you out of more shows than cysts will, that's all I'm saying. I would never downplay any kind of agony that someone else is experiencing, especially if I've never experienced it myself, and I've never had any cysts, so please don't think I was referring at all to you in my post. |
| ________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:24pm - Boots ""] is it lunch time yet? |
| _______________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:25pm - the_reverend ""] I just heated noodles in a plastic cup. worst idea ever... |
| ________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:25pm - Boots ""] haha |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:27pm - retzam ""] Even that post seems a little harsher than I meant it to be: "but back problems will put you out of more shows than cysts will." I'm sorry you have cysts! |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:36pm - ~Carina~ ""] i had cheese mashed potatoes, corn and broccoli and noodles anyhow Retzam, ths is all i will say: i was talking to someone who also has ovarian cysts...she told me this: (it talking about her ovarian cysts) having a baby was a walk in the park compared to this... |