HILLARIOUS VIVISECTION PHOTOS[views:13230][posts:97]_____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:05am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] [img] the rest: http://www.novivisezione.org/mostra/pan1_en.htm |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:42am - Al Ravage ""] The reason why I always questioned the veracity of these sorts of pictures is because I could never imagine anyone but me would be dumb enough to try to connect a printer to a cat's head... I mean, it's obvious that the only thing that you will print out as a result of that will be pictures of the cat imagining cats torturing humans. |
| _________________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:42am - KillerKadoogan ""] haha that monkey cant see |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:42am - Al Ravage ""] That being said, I'll be the first to order one of the new line of cat's head printers. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:49am - malettey ""] this is hilarious? i feel sorry for those animals. what i would find hilarious is seeing the "scientists" who perform these expreiments cruelly tortured and exprimented on themselves. lets strap one of these motherfuckers to a steel table and snip his genitals off with a toenail clipper. then skin him alive with a disposable razor and hold him in a dog kennel for a few months. you know, just to see what his reaction is like. |
| _______________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:52am - the_reverend ""] VIVISECT VI is such a good CD. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 10:59am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Al Ravage said:The reason why I always questioned the veracity of these sorts of pictures is because I could never imagine anyone but me would be dumb enough to try to connect a printer to a cat's head... I mean, it's obvious that the only thing that you will print out as a result of that will be pictures of the cat imagining cats torturing humans. win! KillerKadoogan said:haha that monkey cant see win! Al Ravage said:That being said, I'll be the first to order one of the new line of cat's head printers. win! malettey said:this is hilarious? i feel sorry for those animals. what i would find hilarious is seeing the "scientists" who perform these expreiments cruelly tortured and exprimented on themselves. lets strap one of these motherfuckers to a steel table and snip his genitals off with a toenail clipper. then skin him alive with a disposable razor and hold him in a dog kennel for a few months. you know, just to see what his reaction is like. lose! |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 11:00am - powerkok ""] Al Ravage said: I could never imagine anyone but me would be dumb enough to try to connect a printer to a cat's head... Al, quite possibly, your best line EVER. Fuckin laughed my balls of first thing after I woke up, and I am NOT a morning person, so thats a feat, man. good work. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2005 11:07am - Al Ravage ""] You know, as sick and down-right wacky as hooking computer wires to creatures brains might be... at least that could have SOME (albeit insane) potential scientific application... what I want to know is... what moron sowed up a monkey's eyes? This couldn't have been a scientist...even mad scientists aren't that dumb... this was the work of some 14 year old kid in 1994 trying a parody of the Alice In Chains "Man In The Box" video for a school art project, except it went horribly arwy. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 11:51am - malettey ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:malettey said:this is hilarious? i feel sorry for those animals. what i would find hilarious is seeing the "scientists" who perform these expreiments cruelly tortured and exprimented on themselves. lets strap one of these motherfuckers to a steel table and snip his genitals off with a toenail clipper. then skin him alive with a disposable razor and hold him in a dog kennel for a few months. you know, just to see what his reaction is like. lose! i'm sorry i couldn't think of something snappy to say about something as goofy as a monkey with its eyes sewn shut, or a cat with some shit stuck in its brain. i'm not very witty. i don't want to come off as some kind of hippie activist or anything, i just kinda feel bad that those animals are treated like that. |
| ______________________________ [May 10,2005 1:57pm - ALF ""] Keep it up asshole..and you might have an unfortunate beatdown one day soon.... |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 2:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I thought ALF Was a non-violent organization. Do I need to buy a gun? |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2005 5:08pm - powerkok ""] wtf is alf? I thought he was just a sassy, hairy alien. |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 5:49pm - Al_Ravage ""] "MLF will scare Breschniev, I hope he is half as scared as I" - Tom Leher, "The MLF Lullabye" |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 5:51pm - dread_104 ""] The best part is that when these "subjects" have expired (like a magazine subscription) their carcasses, along with the other hundreds of thousands of daily test subjects, euthanized shelter animals, roadkill, etc. will be shipped off to rendering plants, where they'll be ground up, boiled, and added to livestock feed to fatten up your dinner. nothing like tumors and rabies to compliment your steak. Now THAT is hilarious. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 6:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] It sure as hell tastes delicious |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 6:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] powerkok said:wtf is alf? I thought he was just a sassy, hairy alien. haha. I assume this ALF thing is a joke. ALF = Animal Liberation Front. And part of their mission statement says "It is a nonviolent campaign, activists taking all precautions not to harm any animal (human or otherwise)." Not that it's unbelievable or something for someone to be involved in a belief so much and not even know what it's all about. I wouldn't hold it against them. Being an activist is just so cool. And if all your friends are doing it you have to also. I mean, that's the exact reason why I like pop-punk. So whether this post was a joke or not, it's still funny. PUNK ROCK! |
| ___________________________________ [May 10,2005 6:23pm - dreadkill ""] when i first saw the title of this thread, i thought it said "hilarious vasectomy photos" |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2005 7:14pm - powerkok ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:powerkok said:wtf is alf? I thought he was just a sassy, hairy alien. haha. I assume this ALF thing is a joke. ALF = Animal Liberation Front. Liberate my steak seasoning you fuckin treehuggin hippies!! BAH to them. BAH. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 10,2005 7:32pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] You better watch what you say or you may be jumped by a 90 pound vegan who doesn't believe in violence. |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2005 7:51pm - powerkok ""] hahahaha UH OH!! |
| ________________________________ [May 10,2005 9:13pm - retzam ""] Hahaha, that is ridiculous, gotta love these anonymous posters. But I definitely agree with malettey. I think this shit is a bit to far, even "for the sake of science". These are conscious creatures: they know that something about them is now fucked up and it probably scares the hell out of them. But I'm a complete pacifist (and furthermore, very much a hippie...), so my opinions may be null to most people here. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2005 11:18pm - RichHorror ""] I was unaware there was any other kind of vivisection picture than hilarious. |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2005 1:40am - davefromthegrave ""] so....what the fuck is the point of turning a cat into a printer? |
| __________________________________ [May 11,2005 8:46am - powerkok ""] I think its just a harmless feline to english translation device. To better the lives of other cats!! like, before who woulda known that meow=empty my catbox soz I can take a shit, you lazy human. |
| ________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:34am - ALF ""] We are the same "non violent" group that blows up and destroys vivisection labs around the world.some of us our more radical and more aggressive in our stance than others.Some of us our willing to use "whatever means nesessary" to stop this murder. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:41am - Josh_Martin ""] ALF said:We are the same "non violent" group that blows up and destroys vivisection labs around the world.some of us our more radical and more aggressive in our stance than others.Some of us our willing to use "whatever means nesessary" to stop this murder. No one who really does shit like that would be dumb enough to talk about it on an open forum that can easily be traced back to you. I've now seen my first ALF poser. |
| _______________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:42am - the_reverend ""] damn it! this makes me want to listen to VIVISECT VI so much. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I want to see Mike start snapping vegetarians in half |
| ________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:59am - ALF ""] No one who really does shit like that would be dumb enough to talk about it on an open forum that can easily be traced back to you. you gotta love the public library ;) |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2005 11:02am - Al_Ravage ""] Nothing like sensible murder and destruction to end senseless murder and destruction eh? I guess you pick your poison. This is just more proof that humans are the dumbest species. Let's go worship Satan, shall we? Maybe he will come to Earth and fillet our asses a little sooner. :satancross::satancross::satancross:>:]>:]>:]>:]>:]>:]>:] (I added the last 2 lines just so I could take advantage of these neato icons) |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2005 11:03am - Josh_Martin ""] That's still wicked fucking stupid and if you truly are involved in that shit your friends should kick your ass. You basically just gave the FBI probable cause. |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2005 11:13am - powerkok ""] Yes, and the animals, really understand, and appreciate you fighting for them!!! Smart people that ALF. I still say hes a furry, sassy alien. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:01pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] One of the most popular arguments against eating meat is that if all men switched to a vegetarian or vegan diet then the grain we use to feed cows could be fed to people who are starving. What a genius idea, it's great that more people will be able to eat...but what about the cows? The unspoken statement is that by starving all the cows to death we'll feed some more people. Pretty strange coming from organizations and people that believe animals should be equal to people. There's an explanation for this discrepancy, Animal-rights activists are fucking idiots. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] I fucking love meat and would rather die then live in a society where eating meat is forbidden. |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:04pm - powerkok ""] same here. without meat, we wouldnt be here. |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] BLOW UP MY HOUSE, PUSSIES! |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:09pm - powerkok ""] Is that a gremlin? |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:09pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha |
| ___________________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:22pm - largefreakatzero ""] This ALF guy needs to realize that fags or threats made by fags are not terrifying. He needs to get a new hobby besides hugging trees or freeing minks. |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:25pm - powerkok ""] Any mink they free, will be gunned down by Lf@0 or myself. We both look hot in mink coats. |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2005 8:57am - An80sMetalChick ""] I want to cry! |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2005 2:07pm - swamplorddvm ""] Humans suck. |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2005 2:16pm - powerkok ""] Ya, suck meat off the bones of dead animals, baby woooo!!! Nature boy! |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2005 2:19pm - swamplorddvm ""] Oh snap! This is true. I love steak. |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2005 2:22pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, man-steak. |
| ______________________________________ [May 12,2005 2:25pm - swamplorddvm ""] Oh snap again! |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2005 4:13pm - an80smetalchick ""] meat = me + eat |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2005 5:16pm - dread_104 ""] ALF said: you gotta love the public library ;) ya mean the place where you can use the internet if you give them your liscence for the duration of your internet use? ya know...and how they keep your name and liscence # in their log? have you ever heard of the Patriot Act? |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2005 5:45pm - dread_104 ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:One of the most popular arguments against eating meat is that if all men switched to a vegetarian or vegan diet then the grain we use to feed cows could be fed to people who are starving. What a genius idea, it's great that more people will be able to eat...but what about the cows? The unspoken statement is that by starving all the cows to death we'll feed some more people. Pretty strange coming from organizations and people that believe animals should be equal to people. There's an explanation for this discrepancy, Animal-rights activists are fucking idiots. Actually, the genius of it is that if people stop consuming meat, then they will stop breeding millions of animals annually whose sole existence is to be raised, fattened up, and slaughtered for human consumption, thereby allowing us to use the grain normally reserved for animal farming to be used to feed humans. It takes 16lbs. of grain to make 1 lb. of beef. The premise is quite simple: If you don't make extra cows, then you don't have to feed them. |
| _______________________________ [May 12,2005 5:49pm - denis ""] people who care about things are the real heros |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 12,2005 7:29pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] davefromthegrave said:so....what the fuck is the point of turning a cat into a printer? [img] |
| __________________________________ [May 12,2005 7:31pm - powerkok ""] 'cat'ellite:NEWHORNS: |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 12,2005 7:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] There are limitless technological possibilities that cats can bring us. But for the greater good, we must stop these scientists. If we don't watch out, one day the cats will overrun our society and destroy us all. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 12,2005 7:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 12,2005 7:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [May 12,2005 8:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] dread_104 said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:One of the most popular arguments against eating meat is that if all men switched to a vegetarian or vegan diet then the grain we use to feed cows could be fed to people who are starving. What a genius idea, it's great that more people will be able to eat...but what about the cows? The unspoken statement is that by starving all the cows to death we'll feed some more people. Pretty strange coming from organizations and people that believe animals should be equal to people. There's an explanation for this discrepancy, Animal-rights activists are fucking idiots. Actually, the genius of it is that if people stop consuming meat, then they will stop breeding millions of animals annually whose sole existence is to be raised, fattened up, and slaughtered for human consumption, thereby allowing us to use the grain normally reserved for animal farming to be used to feed humans. It takes 16lbs. of grain to make 1 lb. of beef. The premise is quite simple: If you don't make extra cows, then you don't have to feed them. But what about the cows that are alive right now? Isn't it inhumane to starve millions of cows to death because we don't want to kill them for food? Shouldn't we make some use of what would be the last generation of these walking pantries if we were to stop eating meat? |
| _________________________________ [May 12,2005 10:00pm - retzam ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:dread_104 said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:One of the most popular arguments against eating meat is that if all men switched to a vegetarian or vegan diet then the grain we use to feed cows could be fed to people who are starving. What a genius idea, it's great that more people will be able to eat...but what about the cows? The unspoken statement is that by starving all the cows to death we'll feed some more people. Pretty strange coming from organizations and people that believe animals should be equal to people. There's an explanation for this discrepancy, Animal-rights activists are fucking idiots. Actually, the genius of it is that if people stop consuming meat, then they will stop breeding millions of animals annually whose sole existence is to be raised, fattened up, and slaughtered for human consumption, thereby allowing us to use the grain normally reserved for animal farming to be used to feed humans. It takes 16lbs. of grain to make 1 lb. of beef. The premise is quite simple: If you don't make extra cows, then you don't have to feed them. But what about the cows that are alive right now? Isn't it inhumane to starve millions of cows to death because we don't want to kill them for food? Shouldn't we make some use of what would be the last generation of these walking pantries if we were to stop eating meat? Yeah, but that argument you critisized doesn't mention anything of that. You could do many things. If everyone were to become vegetarian/vegan, they could continue feeding the cows until they died and then used the hide to make leather or something (most vegetarians don't have any objection to leather it appears, only vegans do). I think that's a pretty good plan, besides the fact that no one likes being a vegetarian: it isn't fun... |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 12,2005 10:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] argument settler: [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [May 12,2005 10:33pm - thegreatspaldino ""] ill fucking pull a Hamburglar and steal that shit |
| __________________________________________ [May 12,2005 10:35pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] It is a scientific fact: fat kids LOVE hamburgers Therefore I LOVE hamburgers |
| ___________________________________ [May 12,2005 10:39pm - powerkok ""] HAWWWWM |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 2,2005 12:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 2,2005 12:14pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Haha you're a sick bastard Mike! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 20,2005 7:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 20,2005 8:01pm - RichHorror ""] The world would be a better place if Mike taught preschool. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 6:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 7:00pm - babyshakernotlogged ""] hahah my mom just yelled at me casue im eating a hot pocket and i kept eatin g it while looking at this picture |
| ___________________________________________________ [Sep 8,2005 7:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2005 1:34am - wakeoftears ""] hahahahahahahahahahahahaha jesus thats a fucked up picture |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 9,2005 8:01am - babyshakernotlogged ""] brain matter always jus tlooked like uncooked meat to me |
| ______________________________ [Sep 9,2005 8:19am - Mess ""] hahahaha. this is the best. you are making Fagens everywhere get their panties in a knot. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 27,2005 3:20pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] [img] |
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| ____________________________________________________ [Sep 29,2005 9:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Merry Christmas. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Oct 1,2005 6:05pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
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| __________________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 2:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] How does your dog feel about this? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 2:46pm - the_reverend ""] fuck... I hadn't clicked on this thread in a while... that one with the cats head being sawed open is like FUCK! I think showing pictures of those dogs standing there obviously feeling some upper-brain-function sorrow and loss at their companion. makes this thread a billion times worse you asshat. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 2:54pm - largefreakatzero ""] I didn't see the cat before -- ugh! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 11,2005 3:50pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] the_reverend said:fuck... I hadn't clicked on this thread in a while... that one with the cats head being sawed open is like FUCK! I think showing pictures of those dogs standing there obviously feeling some upper-brain-function sorrow and loss at their companion. makes this thread a billion times worse you asshat. The photographer probably planned it that way. He probably saw the white dog eating the brown dog, whipped out his camera and then whistled before he snaped the shot. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 8:14pm - davefromthegrave ""] I love this thread [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] never let the thread die ever |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 9:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yes! Everybody post some pictures of dead animals. The more painful the death looks, the better. More threats from ALF! |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 9:31pm - davefromthegrave ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 9:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 9:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] My only regret with this thread: That I misspelled "hilarious" and didn’t realize it until the thread was un-editable. I blame those fucking puppies. Fuck 'em! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 10:07pm - SACAPAPADOO ""] DUDE I JUST FINNALLY LOOKED AT THIS THREAD AND I CAN ONLY SAY, "AMAZING." SO MUCH GORE IN A FORD TAURAUS. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 10:09pm - Ltd-Ec1000 Nli ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 10:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha where'd you find that one? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 10:56pm - davefromthegrave ""] fuckin cat-head printer...I'm never gonna figure that shit out |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 13,2005 11:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Al Ravage said:I could never imagine anyone but me would be dumb enough to try to connect a printer to a cat's head This line is still classic. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 10:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 17,2006 11:48pm - davefromthegrave ""] ah, I missed this thread. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 18,2006 12:28am - powerkok ""] Overseas chinks are weird. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 23,2006 11:41am - the_reverend ""] how to remove a cat's brain http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Labs/...P202/Brain_Dissection/CAT_BRAIN.htm |
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