News Article: Look what theyre doing now!!! Im leaving the country!!![views:6365][posts:40]______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:46am - Christraper ""] http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/05/05/13_dinosaur.html WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?! :thescream: |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha, thats so fucking stupid it actually makes me kind of mad |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:49am - Christraper ""] kind of??? |
| _______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:52am - the_reverend ""] well, dinosaurs are made up, just to scare kids like the boogeyman and michael jackson. |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:53am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Maybe next they can stop teaching astronomy, wouldn't want the kids to know that the sun isn't an eye of a god and the world is actually not flat |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:54am - powerkok ""] Is this even real? Dinosaurs lead to meth.......hahahahahahahahaaha. |
| _________________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:54am - KillerKadoogan ""] and eskimos |
| ________________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:55am - Joe/NotCommon ""] eskimos aren't real, either is california |
| _______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:57am - the_reverend ""] california is a prop used in TT1, TT2, and the movie Caliifornia with kurt russel as snake! |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:57am - Christraper ""] or the first amendment |
| _______________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:58am - the_reverend ""] first amendment? I thought they already burnt that one out with lasers during a starwars premiere. |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 11:59am - retzam ""] WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! This is fucking outrageous. I can't believe this bullshit. '"We're proud of this bill," said State Senator Kay O'Connor (R-Olathe), "and we're proud of the fact that the children of Kansas are finally safe from the pernicious influence of godless evolutionary theory. It starts with dinosaurs, but believe you me, it doesn't end there."' What the FUCK!? This is shit! And can they possibly fucking be serious about this?: 'Pressed by one reporter for the Kansas City Star, who pointed out that methamphetamine-related crime had risen 37% in the past year, Kline posed a rhetorical question: "Who can say where the road to drug abuse begins? I believe that it begins for many young Kansans with the cold, brutal message of Charles Darwin, imposed and enforced by the secular left. It ends, as you point out, in meth labs and prisons across the state."' I can't believe this shit. What the fuck? I really wish I could pull my jumbled thoughts together into one coherent objection, but this absurdity is completely overwhelming me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:01pm - powerkok ""] powerkok said: Dinosaurs lead to meth.......hahahahahahahahaaha. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:01pm - powerkok ""] Imagine the disarray if they banned dildo's in Kansas. |
| ____________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:01pm - ~Carina~ ""] I can't wait until the rev and i are on our vacation in California and go to Universal studios!!! woooooooooooooo |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:04pm - powerkok ""] You mean 'the matrix'? |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:05pm - powerkok ""] I leave for FLA monday morning at 4:45. Going to Ft.myers/sanibel then going to Key Largo to go coral reef snorkeling. What what! |
| _________________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:12pm - Josh_hates_you ""] The law justifies these penalties as appropriate for "conduct detrimental to public morals." Minors engaged in Mesozoic malfeasance would, however, be subject to the juvenile code rather than adult penalties. haha. this seriously cannot be real. |
| _________________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:13pm - KillerKadoogan ""] mesozoic malfeasance! |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:18pm - retzam ""] This is incredible. Guys, I know you are all completely against the Rolling Stone, but of late there have been some really really good articles in their about evangelists and the bullshit they are trying to pull in this country. And guess what, George W is all ears. Whether you are for Bush or against Bush, it's ridiculous for any sensible person to not find fault in these evangelist stirrings. Check that shit out, it will blow your mind. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:26pm - litacore ""] you know, none of this suprises me in the least at least it gives me something to rail against one question: if someone happens to be caught with 'Jurassic Park' in their video collection, and someone under 21 lives within, say, a few miles of that residence, that person could face jail time? |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:28pm - retzam ""] Yep, that is completely the case litacore. I know, it's like you're being fucked in the mind by a cross. |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:29pm - Josh_Martin ""] Josh_hates_you said:haha. this seriously cannot be real. It's not. Did any of you notice that the article was labeled as SATIRE at the very top? |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:29pm - retzam ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we got punk'd! |
| _________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:30pm - retzam ""] Man, but it's sad that there are people out there that would actually be for this. |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:46pm - Christraper ""] oops. sorry. i woke up late this morning. its been a long week. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:53pm - powerkok ""] powerkok said:Is this even real? |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:54pm - powerkok ""] first instincts always. |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:55pm - Christraper ""] well whats scary about it is that the way things have been going, this didnt sound too far fetched to me. |
| ___________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:57pm - litacore ""] EVIL IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN EVIL IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 12:58pm - Christraper ""] Larissa- always there when you need a venom reference |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2005 1:00pm - litacore ""] I thought of that because apparently it is because of religious conservatives in our government that Venom were denied entry visas to the U.S. many times |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2005 1:02pm - litacore ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2005 1:02pm - powerkok ""] Ya, I wouldnt doubt it. |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2005 1:44pm - Ma_Dukes ""] what the fuck are these people thinking? or not thinking? maybe i should go take my sons dinosaur stuffed animal and burn him,.....i dont want him having the influence of a godless evolutionary theory! not in our society! |
| __________________________________ [May 13,2005 1:59pm - powerkok ""] Its fake, read the whole thread. |
| __________________________________________ [May 13,2005 2:06pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yup, look at the top: "Satire by David Albrecht" |
| _________________________________________________ [May 13,2005 2:06pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] yeah read this: May 13, 2005 Satire by David Albrecht satire = generally fictional, and in this context DEFINITELY NOT REAL |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 2:09pm - METALMATT666 ""] good i was hoping society had a little more common sense than that |
| ______________________________________ [May 13,2005 2:13pm - the_reverend ""] it doesnt. but this is still fake. |
| _____________________________________ [May 13,2005 2:18pm - Josh_Martin ""] powerkok said:Its fake, read the whole thread. The article is satire. Unfortunately there are tons of people (Bush voters, all) that really do think like that. For something to be satirized, it has to be real in the first place. |