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MY PROM IS ON THE 26th

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[May 17,2005 1:54am - my_pretentious_erection ""]
i'll be wearing something like this photoshoppiedimage i did:
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who wants to go with me?
[i will have some mushrooms to share if is a girl]
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[May 17,2005 1:54am - my_pretentious_erection ""]
i am also going to dyemy hair white silvergrey like andy warhol the asshole who was not really very creative.
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[May 17,2005 2:03am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
i'll go if you promise to put out afterwards
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[May 17,2005 2:04am - my_pretentious_erection ""]
ov course i will but only if you have vagina?

i am hard like that and can you handle it?
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[May 17,2005 5:33am - jesus ""]
how about you ask a girl at school?..
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[May 17,2005 9:22am - an80smetalchick ""]
If you wear white, don't spill your red wine!
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[May 17,2005 9:23am - joe/notcommon ""]
If you have drugs, just date rape someone
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[May 17,2005 9:28am - an80smetalchick ""]
joe/notcommon said:If you have drugs, just date rape someone


Joe, do you still have those fantasies of penguins frolicking around you on a deserted island while ejaculating on a telephone pole while midget women throw tiny pickles at you?
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[May 17,2005 9:28am - joe/notcommon ""]
No, my only fantasy involves cutting out women's eyes
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[May 17,2005 9:35am - an80smetalchick ""]
cool, can i have your eyes? i'll keep them in a black box wrapped in silk next to my pillow!
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[May 17,2005 9:36am - joe/notcommon ""]
Do I know you?
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[May 17,2005 9:38am - an80smetalchick ""]
of course you do, look at my profile! silly rabbit, trix r 4 kids!
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[May 17,2005 9:39am - joe/notcommon ""]
I looked, not ringing any bells.
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[May 17,2005 9:40am - an80smetalchick ""]
you just saw me on Saturday night, need i kick you in the bells to remind you?
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[May 17,2005 10:23am - largefreakatzero ""]
Prom??? Fuck, I'm old.
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[May 17,2005 10:24am - an80smetalchick ""]
My prom sucked. The bus broke down and stranded all of us kids on the highway.
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[May 17,2005 10:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
proms are for wiggers
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[May 17,2005 12:38pm - an80smetalchick ""]
I am a wigger! My name is Roxanne Chante' - oh wait, you're probably too young to remember that shit.
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[May 17,2005 2:23pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
i'm taking the subway to the prom.
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[May 17,2005 2:28pm - swamplorddvm ""]
my_pretentious_erection said:ov course i will but only if you have vagina?

i am hard like that and can you handle it?



I have a vagina.
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[May 17,2005 2:58pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
you're a pervert.

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[May 17,2005 3:15pm - jesus ""]
heres some advice, stop photoshopping outfit ideas and find a date instead of posting on the internet
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[May 17,2005 3:38pm - my_pretentious_erection ""]
fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date.
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[May 17,2005 3:53pm - an80smetalchick ""]
my_pretentious_erection said:fuck that. i'm spending almost 500 on a suit, i don't have the money for a date.


This sounds very metrosexual!

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[May 17,2005 4:06pm - BornSoVile ""]
i went to my sisters grand march last friday, she was princess, i got a buncha of numbers from girls i knew in high school. i hated my prom, i ate the meal and left with my date.
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[May 17,2005 4:42pm - KeithMutiny ""]
i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense.
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[May 17,2005 5:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
KeithMutiny said:i went to like 6 proms, always left early, always got shitted at somone elses expense.


you're my hero
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[May 17,2005 5:33pm - brian_dc ""]
I know there's a dude in Throwing Shrapnel that lived for prom jokes at the flywheel show last friday night...perhaps that's him above me?
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[May 17,2005 5:34pm - KeithMutiny ""]
HAHAHA, im sad i missed that show after hearing about it.
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[May 17,2005 7:23pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i wore black vinyl to prom, got shit faced and passed out. not that exciting.


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