Anyone one got any good fat bitch jokes?[views:2794][posts:15]_____________________________________ [May 23,2005 2:48pm - Josh_Martin ""] This fat bitch at work has been annoying the shit out of me all day. She's not even doing anything wrong, her whole presence is just disgusting. If she hates herself so much she can't stop stuffing twinkies down her throat she should just stay the fuck home. People with fucked up eyes wear eye patches. Fat chicks should wear body bags so the rest of us don't have to look at the gross, bulbous rolls of fat that their cheap clothes fail to conceal. Fat chicks aren't people. They have no rights. (rant over) Now, someone post some good fat bitch jokes. |
| __________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:12pm - succubus ""] i don't have any..there is a fat bitch i know...but she's actually a fat cunt bitches come in all shapes and sizes... i have no jokes though sorry... my rant of the day is me doing things and busting my ass for people and then not even getting a fuckin thank you |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2005 3:17pm - dan. ""] i work with a lady who, when she wears black, looks like a garbage bag full of jello. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:17pm - Hooker nli ""] Dude fat chicks are awesome. Like mopeds. Fun to ride until your friends see you. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] This looks like fun to you? [img] |
| __________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:37pm - powerkok ""] bitch so fat, when she dances, the band skips. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:39pm - largefreakatzero ""] That would take a strong stomach or a serious mixture of drugs and booze. It's amazing that big fatties even get hired. If you're a boss, manager, whatever, you have to know they are going to cost the company pantloads in health insurance. Fat chicks always have something going wrong with them physically, not to mention the emotional wrecks most of them are. |
| __________________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:44pm - largefreakatzero ""] powerkok said:bitch so fat, when she dances, the band skips. HAHA - roll her in flour and find the wet spot. |
| ____________________________________________________ [May 23,2005 3:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] how do you fuck a fat chick? flip through the folds until you smell shit and go back one. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 1:22am - americaninfidel526 ""] largefreakatzero said:That would take a strong stomach or a serious mixture of drugs and booze. It's amazing that big fatties even get hired. If you're a boss, manager, whatever, you have to know they are going to cost the company pantloads in health insurance. Fat chicks always have something going wrong with them physically, not to mention the emotional wrecks most of them are. They'd then get included into affirmative action and get jobs easier than the white man. At least thats one group that doesn't get hired first..... yet. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 2:09am - Anti-Racism ""] That was sexist AND racist. I am stunned at this senseless display of hate, bigotry and probably anti-Semitism. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 2:34am - demondave ""] http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ |
| _______________________________ [Sep 25,2006 10:43am - Yeti ""] there is this GIGANTIC hosebeast that was recently hired at my work. she is my height, 6'5, but weighs easily 400 pounds. she is fucking bloated beyond recognition, and has all these open sores on her face and arms. she reminds me so much of Jabba the Hut. but the thing that gets me is her breathing. its so fucking nasty because she huffs and puffs so goddamn loud, and you can almost hear the fat inside of her lungs. seriously, when is enough enough. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 11:22am - xmikex ""] What do you call a fat bitch with awful tattoos, miserable taste in clothes, horrendous taste in music, a list of 300 greaser dudes she's blown and nothing to offer the world except a suicide girls photo shoot that no one will ever want to see? A typical Allston/Brighton resident. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 12:00pm - sinistas ""] Why do fat chicks give great head? Because they have to. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 25,2006 12:25pm - xmikex ""] Why did the 220 lb fat bitch move to Allston? Because all the 250 lb fat bitches made her look like Elle McPherson. [img] AAAAAAAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! |