food poisoning[views:21268][posts:71]_________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 8:59am - succubus ""] anyone? man i feel so dehydrated. i think that's what i have ugh horrible anyone else ever get it? if so, what were yer symptoms? i'm running late for work and feel horrible weird thing is that aaron and i ate mostly the same things yesterday...and he's fine |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 9:03am - Scoracrasia ""] I bet you ate a munched up cockroach. Poop I tell ya, poop as much as you can!!! From Webmd.com: If you develop food poisoning after eating contaminated food, the first symptoms will usually include nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. The time it takes for symptoms to appear, the severity of the symptoms, and the duration of the illness depend upon the infecting organism and your overall health. Most of the time food poisoning is mild and passes in a few days. However, some types of food poisoning may be more severe. Salmonella food poisoning may last more than a week and require hospitalization. Botulism paralyzes nerves and can result in death. E. coli infection can cause serious complications, such as severe blood and kidney problems in small children and older adults. Toxoplasma food poisoning is dangerous to pregnant women and their fetus. For more information, see the topics E. coli Infection and Toxoplasmosis During Pregnancy. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 6,2005 9:09am - Boots ""] i had it once. i ate sourcream that was a year old. i boght it from the supermarket and used it right when i got it. i mixed it with salsa and shredded cheese, so i couldn't really taste the sour cream with all that shit in there. i called into work for 3 days. i thought i was dying. didn't know what was wrong until someone asked me what i had eaten and i looked in the trash for the sour cream container and the expiration date was a year old. i opend the container and it smelled like someone burped, farted, and puked and captured all of the gasses and sealed it in that container. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 9:38am - RustedAngel ""] :( |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 10:31am - the_reverend ""] whoah.. you could probably sue for that sourcream story. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2005 10:40am - Boots ""] the_reverend said:whoah.. you could probably sue for that sourcream story. i know. i'm pretty dumb. i thought about that after i threw the container away. i wonder if i could've gotten anywhere with it though?:pukeface: |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 10:47am - joe/notcommon ""] you definately would have won a lawsuit against the supermarket, anyone else you probably would have lost against |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2005 10:53am - Boots ""] i should buy some sourcream today and wait a year and plant it in the supermarket so i can make up for it. i'm a blasphemous hungry bishop |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 10:54am - joe/notcommon ""] haha |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:25am - ~Carina~ ""] so i left after 9 and then stopped at store 24 bought a larger cranberry juice (1 litre) and a blackcherry powerade also 1 litre... drank half the cranberry juice and just puked it up a little while ago i HATE puking of course i'm in the bathroom and it's coming up and someone walks in and hears me oh well |
| __________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:37am - litacore ""] feel bettur :o( |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:40am - Christraper ""] I had food poisoning about a week ago but it didnt last more than 2 days. Basically I just puked alot and felt like ass. It was fun. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:43am - Hooker nli ""] piss out of ass |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:51am - the_reverend ""] translation, no buttsex for a couple days. color me blue |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 11:57am - Hooker nli ""] pfff. turn around and it can continue. don't be a quitter. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 6,2005 3:08pm - mOe_rk ""] HHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAAAAA!!! I just had food poisoning the other day..well, yesterday. I ate some leftover chinese food (General Tso's tofu) late Saturday night. And then next day...BLAH...sucked. My HEad Hurt so bad and i puked Hahhdcore. I'm perfectly fine though. But, my immune system if extremely strong, as anyone who knows me can tell you. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 3:27pm - Bradness nli ""] mOe_rk said:HHAAAAAAHHAAHAHAAAAA!!! I just had food poisoning the other day..well, yesterday. I ate some leftover chinese food (General Tso's tofu) late Saturday night. And then next day...BLAH...sucked. My HEad Hurt so bad and i puked Hahhdcore. I'm perfectly fine though. But, my immune system if extremely strong, as anyone who knows me can tell you. why, do you have a gauge that gives a read out? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 3:28pm - the_reverend ""] you have to to hang out with blue and not catch a gay virus. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 3:44pm - the_reverend ""] my brother just called. he's got the same thing and someone at my cousin's house (where they bother were) had the same thing when they were over. like I told her earlier today... it's a stomach bug, not food poisoning. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 5:03pm - pisscup ""] I just got over the pissing out of the ass thing today, definately not food poisoning. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 5:18pm - kellthevalkyrie ""] yeah, i've had food poisoning a few times. basically i just vomited everything up that i consumed for about a week. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 5:51pm - succubus ""] Hooker nli said:pfff. turn around and it can continue. don't be a quitter. no, he thinks i have a bug and doesn't want to catch it...he had his mouth on all my body parts yesterday afternoon so i figure if he's still ok now...he's fine |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 5:56pm - succubus ""] i still think it's food poisoning too i've never had it so i dunno i left work at lunch time and slept aaron made me soup and i just had some i only had a bit and it's all i've had all day but i still feel it in my tummy even though it felt good having it now: head hurts a bit, bowels normal, tummy weird weird dont think i'll throw up again drinking powerade (same bottle from this morning) |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 6:25pm - the_reverend ""] it's not food poisoning. I've had food poisoning and you are constantly vomiting like you do when you get it. facts: you & my brother brother went to a house that you didn't eat anything at. at that house, someone was suffering from this same illness. then you and my brother come down with it. seems pretty cut and dry that it's a stomach bug. if you went to someone's house that had a head cold and then you started showing symtoms, would you say it's allergies? no. anyhow. I'm awaiting this alement now.. and getting ready by eating spicey indian food. if I get it, this food is going to burn like lava out both holes. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 6,2005 6:30pm - succubus ""] : post by the_reverend at Jun 6,2005 6:25pm it's not food poisoning. I've had food poisoning and you are constantly vomiting like you do when you get it. you mean i'm not constantly vomiting? that because i hard a hard time throwing up |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:08pm - the_reverend ""] ok, I'm pretty sure that I got it now. stomach clenching... pissing out asshole. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:10pm - davefromthegrave ""] the_reverend said: pissing out asshole. post pics |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:13pm - succubus ""] do you really want me t go into the bathroom? he hates when i walk in on him pooping.. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:14pm - the_reverend ""] ok... the path to my bathroom: [img] [img] my toilet: [img] [IMG][/IMG] carina came in to help me: [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:24pm - an80smetalchick ""] There is a stomach virus going around. knots in the pit of the stomach, pissing out the ass, vomiting, dizzyness, dehydration, gas, dry heaves, etc. Think of it this way, once you get the virus, you can't get it ever again - or at least that strain of it. Hope you guys get better soon. Stick to clear fluids and try to avoid caffiene and sugar based fluids, caffiene and sugar build acid and can irritate an already bad tummy. xoxo, Chickie |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 4:55pm - the_reverend ""] wow... now, I know what people with cholera feel like. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 5:56pm - Defnasty ""] your all gay |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 5:57pm - davefromthegrave ""] Defnasty said:your all gay and they have diahrea too |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 6:13pm - Hooker nli ""] you + are = ah fuck it. nevermind. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 6:21pm - the_reverend ""] my brother just called and his gf ran in the house after work and booted. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 6:37pm - the_reverend ""] yeah! the vomitting started oh, boy! |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:11pm - succubus ""] Hooker nli said:you + are = ah fuck it. nevermind. i was thinking the same thing heh |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:17pm - the_reverend ""] I don't get it. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:21pm - davefromthegrave ""] the_reverend said:I don't get it. me neither. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:23pm - succubus ""] *sigh* |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:29pm - davefromthegrave ""] oh i just got it. you're as in, you're all gay I see that so often I've given up on trying to correct people on it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:53pm - the_reverend ""] do you feel like lisa when she sat up all night trying to figure out that puzzle that everyone else found easy? 1,2,3,4, the next would be 5 ps: shitting and vomitting at the same time is neither comfortable nor liberating. pps: At least I'm puking bile |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:58pm - the_reverend ""] I've already puked/shitted out 4 1/2 lbs. how is that possible. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 7:58pm - davefromthegrave ""] I feel like I didn't know what hooker was referring to with that post. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 8:46pm - succubus ""] awww man..he's puking tons! =( poor aaron<3 |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 8:53pm - the_reverend ""] 5lbs down. it seems I lose 1/2lb when I shit and puke at the same time. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 8:58pm - Hooker nli ""] eat sand. that will soothe your stomach. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 9:02pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Drink lots of water, will help you from ripping your stomache to shreds from puking up bile. Succubus - food poisoning is VIOLENT reaction. It's not something you control, you puke every couple of minutes, depending on which virus you've gotten. Ironically, most food borne illnesses don't cause vomiting, the most typical symptoms are diahrhea and jaundice. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 11:09pm - the_reverend ""] hint: if you think you have to fart, run to the bathroom. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 9,2005 11:52pm - davefromthegrave ""] did you shit yourself? |